Foo - Ya can't fix stupid

Just sayin....

You can't coach speed...

But ignorance can be corrected...

It is also hard to speak intelligently on a subject unless you know of what you speak. just saying.

You can't say never say never without saying never. Just sayin'. :innocent:

ya can't spell slaughter without laughter.

ya can't spell slaughter without laughter.

:roflmao2::roflmao2:

:roflmao2::roflmao2:

i wonder what he's doing...

This reminds me of the dyslexic atheist who did not believe in doG.

This reminds me of the dyslexic atheist who did not believe in doG.

THAT reminds me of the group DAM. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

i wonder what he's doing...

just figuring out how I'm gonna get my hands on an M2 so I can slaughter.

THAT reminds me of the group DAM. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

That reminds me of the rabbi who gave free circumcisions. He only took tips.

That reminds me of the rabbi who gave free circumcisions. He only took tips.

:twitchy::eek::twitchy:

How about the pun contest with puns so bad that few were not even published. In fact, no pun in ten did.

So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

So this baby seal walks in to a club. /end

So this baby seal walks in to a club. /end

:thumb:

This fixes stupid

http://nastyish.com/images/pandas/shotgun.jpg

What if stupid comes at you from the other side?

Turn around.

What if stupid comes at you from the other side?
Isn't that sort of a given?

Ya can't fix stupid

Actually, you can. It just requires a full warranty replacement.

Just so you know, I reported each and every one of these posts to the mod squad.

Some of them twice :notamused:














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YouTube - Ron White - Stupid is forever

So this baby seal walks in to a club. /end

So this guy walks into a bar. He said "ouch".

So two guys walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have seen it coming.

Just so you know, I reported each and every one of these posts to the mod squad.

Some of them twice :notamused:














;)

Wait until you see the **** we post in the you can't fix brave thread.

This dog limps into a bar and says "I am lookin' for the man that shot my paw."

Why didn't the dog duck?

You can't fix stupid, but we could have the stupid fixed. I'd like to be lifeguard of the gene pool.

Why didn't the dog duck?

Why didn't the dog duck do what?

I am Dyslexus of Borg, Resistance is futile. Prepare to have your @ss laminated.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One of them says, "dam."

A poor puss who can swim is no substitute for a dolphin.

My computer has just beat me at chess, but there is no way I am going to to let it beat me at karate.

Due to health care cuts.
A Monkey ambulance driver on an emergency call hits a pedestrian. The paramedic is injured, but not critically. The driver takes the defibrillator off the paramedic, just in case the unconscious pedestrian needs it.

Paramedic says" you are not qualified to use that equipment"

driver replies," its alright, I'm A RE-CUSS MONKEY!

Due to health care cuts.
A Monkey ambulance driver on an emergency call hits a pedestrian. The paramedic is injured,but not critically. The driver takes the defibrillator off the paramedic, just in case the unconscious pedestian needs it.

Paramedic" you are not quilifed to you that equipment"

driver replies," its alright, I'm A RE-CUSS MONKEY!"

There's an edit feature. I'd like to read this again after you fix it. :thumb:

A may said to his wife,
"I had a long day at work today."
His wife replied,
"Hey, that's not PUNNY at all!"