Foo - Sheryl's Birthday Present

Saw this pic on her website. I had read where Lance Armstrong bought her a bike for her birthday.

What an advert

nice form though :D

its a Trek...hmm why not another bike? hehe

she's really not all that hot...and i hate it when people try to sit on the seat AND touch the ground with their feet. folks come into my shop and they're all "could you lower the seat for me? i can't touch the ground with my feet." and then i hit them over the head with the BIG wrench and explain that they should step down from the pedals and straddle the top tube when they stop.

nice bike :)

I hate to say it...but she kinda looks manly in that picture, its almost..scary

I hate to say it...but she kinda looks manly in that picture, its almost..scary

Seriously, after the helmet show me manly, that's 100% USDA Chick. Legs and arse like that are few and far between.

she's really not all that hot...and i hate it when people try to sit on the seat AND touch the ground with their feet. folks come into my shop and they're all "could you lower the seat for me? i can't touch the ground with my feet." and then i hit them over the head with the BIG wrench and explain that they should step down from the pedals and straddle the top tube when they stop.


I'm sure Lance can find someone to properly fit it for her. And I seriously doubt if he "bought" the bike for her any more than he bought any of his own bikes.

her face looks like Lance's...

her face looks like Lance's...

I though the same thing and then though people would think I was nuts...well at least I have company.
:D

I though the same thing and then though people would think I was nuts...well at least I have company.
:D
now we are three?, I thought it was Lance, at a glance, if you look closer, you will say nah its not Lance

with due respect for lance, Sheryls is a nice looking lady...

with due respect for lance, Sheryls is a nice looking lady...
Usually she is nice looking, but in the picture she looks awful! Kinda like some of the lesbians that live in my neighborhood. You know - no makeup, butch, ugly as $h!t.

In the picture she looks awful! Kinda like some of the lesbians that live in my neighborhood. You know - no makeup, butch, ugly as $h!t.

I wish my wife were so "ugly" :love:

-murray

In the picture she looks awful! Kinda like some of the lesbians that live in my neighborhood. You know - no makeup, butch, ugly as $h!t.

Thats a little harsh man, really who puts on makeup to go out on a ride anyway? I am sure most of the time she is properly made up, her PR people probably see to that...

Phil

In the picture she looks awful! Kinda like some of the lesbians that live in my neighborhood. You know - no makeup, butch, ugly as $h!t.

You don't really mean that do you Ron? She looks pretty good but I still think Kristen looks better.

In the picture she looks awful! Kinda like some of the lesbians that live in my neighborhood. You know - no makeup, butch, ugly as $h!t.
jealous?

with due respect for lance, Sheryls is a nice looking lady...

I'd hit it! Kind of skinny, but I'm not prejudiced.

Anyone know what country those plates are from?

Anyone know what country those plates are from?
The ones in RonH's head, you mean? ;)

Seriously, Sheryl's site says that's the bottom of Alpe d'Huez. So, I'm guessing France!

You playing travel bingo?

please. she's hot. and talented. lance just told one of the team guys to find a trek from the stable that looks like it would fit her and put a call in to nike for the shoes and socks, etc.

i'd only be disappointed if she got on it for the publicity then didn't ride and got off to give it back. maybe they adjusted the fit after the photo

i love the way her legs go up and make an @ss of themselves.

No wonder they're attracted to each other - they're twins separated at birth.

55/Rad

I'd be pretty happy to date Sheryl Crow.

And she looks good in that picture.

You don't really mean that do you Ron? She looks pretty good but I still think Kristen looks better.
Yes Sam she usually looks good but in that picture.....

I'm sure Lance can find someone to properly fit it for her. And I seriously doubt if he "bought" the bike for her any more than he bought any of his own bikes.

i'm not saying there's anything wrong with the fit of the bike...just that, you're not supposed to be able to touch the ground from the saddle. STRADDLE THE TOP TUBE FOR F%($ SAKE!!!

Great legs!!! Obviously keeps herself in good shape! Is she about to take on Alpe d'Huez on a standard double? Pretty strong; she must have been riding before Lance (bikes, that is).

That ain't no man!

STRADDLE THE TOP TUBE


Sheryl Crow Can straddle my top tube anytime! :D

Great legs!!! Obviously keeps herself in good shape! Is she about to take on Alpe d'Huez on a standard double?

I think it's a compact crankset.

I hate to say it...but she kinda looks manly in that picture, its almost..scary

If she looks manly, then I must be getting light in the SIDIs. It's definitely not a good picture of her face, but I think she's the hottest over-forty chick around.

I'm sure Lance can find someone to properly fit it for her. And I seriously doubt if he "bought" the bike for her any more than he bought any of his own bikes.

Didn't you guys look at the pic? She's got her left leg way out from the bike and her right buttock and upper thigh are almost on top of the saddle. H*ll, I can touch the ground like that while "in the saddle" an' I betcha you all could too.



In the picture she looks awful! Kinda like some of the lesbians that live in my neighborhood. You know - no makeup, butch, ugly as $h!t.

Ahhh, the never ending gossip about celebrities, bad habit of champions!

I sure hope to heaven you always leave the house looking like an extremely well turned out "metrosexual", ready for a GQ magazine shoot.




Thats a little harsh man, really who puts on makeup to go out on a ride anyway? I am sure most of the time she is properly made up, her PR people probably see to that...

Phil

And you, ". . .most of the time she is properly made up. . ." Do you realize what you sound like?

I can imagine the ad now: "Wanted, single female, willing to appear properly made up most of the time. . .?"

You guys must be really bored or really jealous!
;)

I don't ever wear makeup, and I'm a hottie. Sheryl looks good, guys. Cut her some slack.

I prefer the less made-up look. Women should look like people, not plastic dolls. And yes, she's hot.

Anyone know what country those plates are from?

They're not French plates. I'm pretty sure they are from the Netherlands. Don't know why they'd have them in France, but I don't know a lot of things.

Anyone know what country those plates are from?

It is a European plate, the only ones which still use that yellow are the UK and France, I believe. I cannot make out the letter in the blue part of the plate, which would give away the country of origin. But, since the Benz' steering wheel seems to be on the left side, the UK is an unlikely candidate and since there is a major bicycle event featuring Lance Armstrong happening in France soon...

I'd say a French plate.

At 42 she is HOT, can't say that much about her at 32.

Looks like she takes care of her self now.

How old is Lance, is this a May December thing going on?

Personally, I'd be to hung up on her past relationships with Prince and Clapton to date her seriously.

When I die it would be cool to come back as that saddle. :D

It is a European plate, the only ones which still use that yellow are the UK and France, I believe. I cannot make out the letter in the blue part of the plate, which would give away the country of origin. But, since the Benz' steering wheel seems to be on the left side, the UK is an unlikely candidate and since there is a major bicycle event featuring Lance Armstrong happening in France soon...

I'd say a French plate.

You're right. I just remembered that France has white plates on the front, but yellow on the back. It would make sense that they are French plates (or are they freedom plates?) seeing that she is in France.

i'm not saying there's anything wrong with the fit of the bike...just that, you're not supposed to be able to touch the ground from the saddle. STRADDLE THE TOP TUBE FOR F%($ SAKE!!!
yeah, but if you will notice the bike is not standing up straight, but it is leaning to the left, that's why her left feet is squarely on the ground....

she looks fit and she looks like a roadie. that's plenty hot for me. this isn't the howard stern show.

yeah, but if you will notice the bike is not standing up straight, but it is leaning to the left, that's why her left feet is squarely on the ground....


yeah, which is why she should be straddling the top tube, instead of trying to touch the ground from the seat, because then she wouldn't have to lean over...and standing up straight is more stable than leaning over like that.

This is all getting rather tiresome. Have some respect guys.

Professionally speaking, she is not pretty.

Professionally speaking, she is not pretty.

Professional what? Hairdresser?

Sheryl Crow Can straddle my top tube anytime! :D

You guys are a bunch of pervs! I LOVE pervs!
:love:


(And who am I to talk? :roflmao: )

I hate to say it...but she kinda looks manly in that picture, its almost..scary

I didn't want to be the first to say it but she looks kinda like lance... <shudder>

"Oh hey lan... sheryl..ack!"

Sheryl on the bike? She Look's great, no qualifiers.

License Plate on Benz? France (Color and letter ordering are the clues: UK uses two sets of letters & numbers and Netherlands uses dashes between each set of letters & numbers)

How she got the bike? Who cares; she's on it...

What misogynstic bullsh!t! You are a loser, dude, and I'm sure not much of a looker yerself.
Women do not exist for your gratification. I guess I shouldn't be allowed out of the house, cuz I'm no model, don't generally where makeup and probably look pretty butch on a bike, esp staring down traffic on the 40 mile commute. Get a life.




Usually she is nice looking, but in the picture she looks awful! Kinda like some of the lesbians that live in my neighborhood. You know - no makeup, butch, ugly as $h!t.

Sheryl is very hot for a forty+.

I think that we should celebrate the fact that we have another high profile celeb into biking. Who cares whether she is wearing make up or not, at least she has the confidence to show her natural face for all to see. Make up does not make the woman. Lance gave her a bike for her birthday who's to say he bought it or got it it doesn't really mater does it?

I can sit right cheek on saddle foot flat on the pavement and my seat height is adjusted properly.

You guys really need to shut off your computers and get out more you might feel better about yourself, and not feel the need to cut down other individuals in order to make you feel better ;)

Sheryl has always made my crank what to spin :D

I would sniff her seat anytime.... :eek: :p :D :love:

Women do not exist for your gratification.

You may want to ammend that statement to read "SOME women do not exist for your gratification". Britney Speaks, and a host of countless others exist ONLY for men's gratification. Moreover, their number seem to be growing, not shrinking.