Stacey
06-30-04, 05:37 PM
Murphy's Technology Law #1: You can
never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Murphy's Technology Law #2: Logic is a systematic method
of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Murphy's Technology Law #3: Technology is dominated by those
who manage what they do not understand.
Murphy's Technology Law #4: If builders built buildings the
way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker
that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy's Technology Law #5: An expert is one who knows more
and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely
everything about nothing.
Murphy's Technology Law #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion
stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a
bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be
sure.
Murphy's Technology Law #7: All great discoveries are made
by mistake.
Murphy's Technology Law #8: Nothing ever gets built on
schedule or within budget.
Murphy's Technology Law #9: All's well that ends... period.
Murphy's Technology Law #10: A meeting is an event at
which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Murphy's Technology Law #2: Logic is a systematic method
of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Murphy's Technology Law #3: Technology is dominated by those
who manage what they do not understand.
Murphy's Technology Law #4: If builders built buildings the
way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker
that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy's Technology Law #5: An expert is one who knows more
and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely
everything about nothing.
Murphy's Technology Law #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion
stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a
bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be
sure.
Murphy's Technology Law #7: All great discoveries are made
by mistake.
Murphy's Technology Law #8: Nothing ever gets built on
schedule or within budget.
Murphy's Technology Law #9: All's well that ends... period.
Murphy's Technology Law #10: A meeting is an event at
which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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