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wolfpack
07-22-09, 12:41 PM
you know you're in need of a vacation when all you do is daydream about vacationing instead of working.


DataJunkie
07-22-09, 12:52 PM
you know you drank too much at the wrong party when you wake up and your arse hurts.

Airwick
07-22-09, 12:57 PM
you know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when the asphalt ends and you hear banjos........


wolfpack
07-22-09, 01:00 PM
you know you're in Greenville, SC when you can't find a Sundrop....

Airwick
07-22-09, 01:03 PM
You know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when you meet people who keep snakes in their basements as pets.

wolfpack
07-22-09, 01:07 PM
You know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when you meet people who keep snakes in their basements as pets.

wrong. was not Clayton. :)

Airwick
07-22-09, 01:08 PM
wrong. was not Clayton. :)

understood, but it was North Carolina. :)

wolfpack
07-22-09, 01:10 PM
technicality. ;)

you know he likes you when he kicks the dogs out of the bedroom.

flyingscotsman
07-22-09, 01:50 PM
you know you drank too much at the wrong party when you wake up and your arse hurts.


TMI:lol::lol:

Hickeydog
07-22-09, 02:49 PM
you know you're screwed when you're riding a bike and you see a Suburban growing rapidly.

crackerjab
07-22-09, 02:59 PM
You know you are in trouble when a cop asks where you're clothes are.

ModoVincere
07-22-09, 03:01 PM
You know you are in trouble when a cop asks where you're clothes are.

So you've been there too? :innocent:


You know its gonna be a bad day when the bag of coffee is empty.

redirekib
07-22-09, 03:36 PM
You know your in trouble when it hurts to pee.

UnsafeAlpine
07-22-09, 11:15 PM
You know you're too fat for this sport when you get dropped by your mom.

DataJunkie
07-23-09, 07:32 AM
You know you are going to die laughing when you read "You know you're too fat for this sport when you get dropped by your mom".

DataJunkie
07-23-09, 09:50 AM
You know you're good friends with someone when you discuss the happenings of your most recent trip to the bathroom.



My mom beat me, and my brother, in a 5K run. She's 50. :(

The fastest rider in our club is in his low 50s. Age is virtually irrelevant in many cases. This is one of the reasons I love riding. I will be able to do it for quite sometime.

AEO
07-23-09, 10:02 AM
you know you're ordering too much stuff online when the postman knows your name.

AllenG
07-23-09, 10:08 AM
you know you're ordering too much stuff online when the postman knows your name.

*pssst*
It's written on the package.

AEO
07-23-09, 10:25 AM
*pssst*
It's written on the package.

they usually don't read it over here.

EthanYQX
07-23-09, 10:55 AM
You know you've won when you pull your pass out and mr. Security Guard's eyes get big and he backs off:D

wolfpack
07-24-09, 12:00 AM
you know you're gonna suffer the next day when you've had only a couple hrs of sleep. :o

Ted Danson
07-24-09, 12:23 AM
You know your in a bad situation when you hear a hissing sound.

Wordbiker
07-24-09, 12:24 AM
You know armageddon is nigh when botto posts a lolcat.

fuzzbox
07-24-09, 02:58 AM
You know you are in need of better friends when they ditch you for a lame reason.

dOOBER
07-24-09, 03:13 AM
You know you have nothing better to do when you post in this thread at 4:13am.

laduckslayer
07-24-09, 05:43 AM
you know you're in Greenville, SC when you can't find a Sundrop....

You know you are in the "lesser Carolina" when you can't find a Sundrop..

wolfpack
07-24-09, 06:54 AM
You know you are in the "lesser Carolina" when you can't find a Sundrop..

yea, that definitely made me lol. :)

ilikebikes
07-24-09, 07:18 AM
You Know You're insane when the world starts to make sense. :twitchy:

UnsafeAlpine
07-24-09, 08:18 AM
You know you're ****ed when **** *** ****** ***** ****** *** ** ***** ****.

fuzzbox
07-24-09, 01:41 PM
You Know You're insane when the world starts to make sense. :twitchy:

You know you're insane when you are told you need to be on meds.

KiuBWhy
07-24-09, 02:08 PM
You know you are in the "lesser Carolina" when you can't find a Sundrop..

Ah, but hey. You can still get Cheerwine and Boes...so you're fine.

wolfpack
07-25-09, 07:41 PM
yes, you can still get Cheerwine...but my drink of preference is diet Sundrop and i have not found it in Greenville. yet. :)

you know you are in serious trouble when you look down at your gears and realize you have no more...that's why it's so damn hard to get up that 18% climb! :eek:

Luddite
07-25-09, 07:45 PM
You know you're old when people you work with have no idea who the Swedish Chef is.

gnome
07-25-09, 10:01 PM
yes, you can still get Cheerwine...but my drink of preference is diet Sundrop and i have not found it in Greenville. yet. :)

you know you are in serious trouble when you look down at your gears and realize you have no more...that's why it's so damn hard to get up that 18% climb! :eek:

:eek::eek::eek: I ran out of gears on a 12% grade. I don't know if I could even climb an 18% grade.:o

Luddite
07-25-09, 10:05 PM
HAHAHA I hate that! You're climbing a brutal hill, go to lower your gear and realize you're in the lowest possible granny gear. :o

UnsafeAlpine
07-25-09, 10:07 PM
:eek::eek::eek: I ran out of gears on a 12% grade. I don't know if I could even climb an 18% grade.:o

I'm fat and have 39-25 as my low gear. I cry when it gets above 6% :P

Snicklefritz
07-25-09, 10:08 PM
You know you were in the lab too long when you have a dream that your experiment went awry and burned the building down