Foo - Crazy Middle Age Man Thinks....

....That my receding hairline is actually quite handsome. I shouldn't be happy with it, but I think it makes me look distinguished. Oh, how I agonized in my 20's about this day, but for some reason I'm at peace.



BUT...my damn pot belly!!!! CURSE YOU POT BELLY!!!!!!!!:troll:

I think you hairline draws attention away from your double chin and liver spots.

Buddha was both bald and had a pot bellied. He seemed happy.

I think you hairline draws attention away from your double chin and liver spots.



Good point. Those are freckles btw. You always told me the ones on my ass were cute.:p




I'm at peace with the double chin. Balances out my big nose, I think. Just to rid myself of this gut....

Buddha was both bald and had a pot bellied. He seemed happy.




That wasn't budda. That was a drunken Chinese buddist monk that realized he never really had to work, and people would still feed him. Of course he was happy.

Good point. Those are freckles btw. You always told me the ones on my ass were cute.:p




I'm at peace with the double chin. Balances out my big nose, I think. Just to rid myself of this gut....

Just think that it is unique that they are arranged in smiley face, or they used to be. With age, they sort of look like a frown now, or a guy with bells palsey.:innocent:

Buddha was both bald and had a pot bellied. He seemed happy.

That's not a smile. It's a face of an old, fat man with constipation.

The shame is, I'm in excellent shape. I understand that the middle aged pot belly is inevitable. JUst sort of hit me today I guess.


I'm very disappointed and a little scared that I may be pregnant? :eek:

The shame is, I'm in excellent shape. I understand that the middle aged pot belly is inevitable. JUst sort of hit me today I guess.


I'm very disappointed and a little scared that I may be pregnant? :eek:

I told you to stay away from jsharr....now see what's happened.

My kind does not live birth. However, I would check the basement for spore sacs.

My kind does live birth. However, I would check the basement for spore sacs.

Leave X out of this....he aint been near dipper.

another reason not to have phone sex with x..........

this thread has multiple sex and poo references in the first 10 posts, so it must be destined for great things.

Any guys 40+ with a six pack here? What's the secret?

Any guys 40+ with a six pack here? What's the secret?

Grocery store and a fridge....mine is michelob.

beer store and $8 is not too much of a secret.

great minds think alike MV

Grocery store and a fridge....mine is michelob.


That Yuengling is awesome though, right?

That Yuengling is awesome though, right?

honestly, never had it.

great minds think alike MV

I believe they do....but do you really want to associate yourself with MV? :innocent:

any guys 40+ with a six pack here? What's the secret?

42

42



Stomach returns to a natural flat at 42? YES!:thumb:

Stomach returns to a natural flat at 42? YES!:thumb:

No, limit yourself to 42 calories per day is what he was trying to convey. Sadly, he was too tired to type that much, due to lack of food.

No, limit yourself to 42 calories per day is what he was trying to convey. Sadly, he was too tired to type that much, due to lack of food.



Nonsense. That would limit me to one beer and a peanut a day.

I abide by the rule that cold beer forces my body to burn calories in order to maintain it's core temp. Every time I take a sip of a beer, I'm getting negative calories.

beer store and $8 is not too much of a secret.
You're willingness to pay $8 for a six pack speaks magnitudes.


Grocery store and a fridge....mine is michelob.

Not so much.

I lost the six pack for a while as after I injured my back I wasn't doing anything and discovered I could actually get fat... it has taken a while to get it back and it still isn't what it was.

I do crunches all day when I am sitting, walking, cycling, and lying down.

I can still wear the same clothes I did when I was 20 and am now 43.

Now... if I could do something about that ever expanding bald spot...

You're willingness to pay $8 for a six pack speaks magnitudes.

Had two New Belgium Blue Paddle lagers tonight.

Buddha was both bald and had a pot bellied. He seemed happy.

That's because he was prolly gettin sum. I know that IF I wuz a short bald fat man that'd be about the only thing that would make ME happy.

....That my receding hairline is actually quite handsome. I shouldn't be happy with it, but I think it makes me look distinguished. Oh, how I agonized in my 20's about this day, but for some reason I'm at peace.



BUT...my damn pot belly!!!! CURSE YOU POT BELLY!!!!!!!!:troll:

My hair started receding when I was in my ealy 20's, I beat nature to the punch when I shaved my head bald, I'm still bald.....well kinda peachfuzzy. :D but I think I look alright.....kinda like Bruce Willis.....but a little less handsome! :lol:

My hair started receding when I was in my ealy 20's, I beat nature to the punch when I shaved my head bald, I'm still bald.....well kinda peachfuzzy. :D but I think I look pretty good.....in a Bruce Willis kinda way! :lol:


I'm not really bald...more Jason Statham than George Jefferson. That's why I'm okay with it...I don't look bad. Actually, I look better than my former 20something mophead self!





It's the fact that I'm pregnant that disturbs me. I'm fit, cut, and....about three month along now?:(

I have a girlfriend too btw, who thinks I'm "sexy". But I told her she won't get any more until I shape up.;)


I just don't feel sexy anymore now that I'm showing. Is this normal?

I'm not really bald...more Jason Statham than George Jefferson. That's why I'm okay with it...I don't look bad. Actually, I look better than my former 20something mophead self!





It's the fact that I'm pregnant that disturbs me. I'm fit, cut, and....about three month along now?:(

I have a girlfriend too btw, who thinks I'm "sexy". But I told her she won't get any more until I shape up.;)


I just don't feel sexy anymore now that I'm showing. Is this normal?


I had to edit my orig reply as it made me sound stuck up. :twitchy: "I look like Bruce Willis! Duh!" :lol:

Pfft. Why settle for a six pack when you can have a pony keg! :thumb:

WOW!! I must step in here before you guys self-combust!!


For one thing - a finely tuned middle aged man who bicycles is most awesome. Balding is fine, shaving is fine, gray is fine and ARGH!! etc is fine too. You guys are awesome out there.

Be yourself.

And after reading way too many dating website ads ----- Here's what not to state:

I love long walks in the moonlight.
Candle light dinners
Slow walks in the evenings, etc
and a bunch more like that.

cuz you know that's stated in way too many profiles. However there are females who want that so reiterate it that - Yes I really am like that.

And yeah - I've hit quite a few who I've weeded out where they LOVE THE OUTDOORS, CAMP, CANOE, ETC AND BICYCLE.

Come to find out ... their kids have the OLD tents, haven't been camping/outdoors in 15 years and the bicycle has been on the wall of the garage for the last 12 years ---

oh - and perhaps I can come over and help prep the bicycle so he can take a ride with me.



I give up.

But you guys ----- you look dam good - get yer butts out there!!

The shame is, I'm in excellent shape. I understand that the middle aged pot belly is inevitable. JUst sort of hit me today I guess.


I'm very disappointed and a little scared that I may be pregnant? :eek:

Middle aged? Dude, you have 15 or 20 years to go before you reach that.

...

And yeah - I've hit quite a few who I've weeded out where they LOVE THE OUTDOORS, CAMP, CANOE, ETC AND BICYCLE.
...

But I DO love the outdoors, and I don't mind camping, like canoeing, and love riding my bicycles.

and moonlight walks, and ...

I think I am officially middle aged at 43 and will have to say the pot belly is not inevitable...

http://www.ravingbikefiend.com/bikepics/globalcoolingmachine.jpg

WOW!! I must step in here before you guys self-combust!!


For one thing - a finely tuned middle aged man who bicycles is most awesome. Balding is fine, shaving is fine, gray is fine and ARGH!! etc is fine too. You guys are awesome out there.

Be yourself.

And after reading way too many dating website ads ----- Here's what not to state:

I love long walks in the moonlight.
Candle light dinners
Slow walks in the evenings, etc
and a bunch more like that.

cuz you know that's stated in way too many profiles. However there are females who want that so reiterate it that - Yes I really am like that.

And yeah - I've hit quite a few who I've weeded out where they LOVE THE OUTDOORS, CAMP, CANOE, ETC AND BICYCLE.

Come to find out ... their kids have the OLD tents, haven't been camping/outdoors in 15 years and the bicycle has been on the wall of the garage for the last 12 years ---

oh - and perhaps I can come over and help prep the bicycle so he can take a ride with me.



I give up.

But you guys ----- you look dam good - get yer butts out there!!

I like you Tude, you seem to be alright! :thumb:

That's because he was prolly gettin sum. I know that IF I wuz a short bald fat man that'd be about the only thing that would make ME happy.

nah...hasn't been enough to make me happy.

....That my receding hairline is actually quite handsome. I shouldn't be happy with it, but I think it makes me look distinguished. Oh, how I agonized in my 20's about this day, but for some reason I'm at peace.



BUT...my damn pot belly!!!! CURSE YOU POT BELLY!!!!!!!!:troll:

Middle-aged? I always thought you were like 21 or 22. :o

Any guys 40+ with a six pack here? What's the secret?

At 50, I have a no-pac, but no bulges, anywhere.
I attribute it to years of Raman Noodles, Seltzer water
and lots of jealousy, feeling sorry for my self, hatin' on others
and wishing it was 1979 again. Have you tried any of that stuff ?

I read this as "Crazy Middle Ages Man Thinks..."

Have you considered bloodletting?
http://www.simplesite.com/picture.aspx?id=4971549

I read this as "Crazy Middle Ages Man Thinks..."

Have you considered bloodletting?
http://www.simplesite.com/picture.aspx?id=4971549

Theodoric of York, is that you? Might I perchance avail myself of a brace of leeches?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/3529/saturday-night-live-theodoric-of-york

Tude rocks...

I thrive on adrenalin and fresh air and even though the body is not always cooperative I am out there as much as possible... I cycle every day, walk (badly), love going to the park and pools, will be doing some camping and fishing this summer, and am planning on doing a little 400 km cycle tour as well as some shorter day tours.

There is no such thing as middle age.

:roflmao:


I read this as "Crazy Middle Ages Man Thinks..."

Have you considered bloodletting?
http://www.simplesite.com/picture.aspx?id=4971549