Bryan T
07-02-04, 01:08 PM
What do you call him when he's in the water? Bob
When he's in a hole: Phil
On the front porch: Matt
On the wall: Art
In a pot on the stove: Stu
In a leaf pile: Russell
Stubacca
07-02-04, 01:13 PM
There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her,
3) would be good in bed.
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
nuovorecord
07-02-04, 02:26 PM
What do you call him when he's in the water? Bob
When he's in a hole: Phil
On the front porch: Matt
On the wall: Art
In a pot on the stove: Stu
In a leaf pile: Russell
Water Skiing: Skip
Trek Rider
07-02-04, 02:38 PM
What do you call him when he's in the water? Bob
When he's in a hole: Phil
On the front porch: Matt
On the wall: Art
In a pot on the stove: Stu
In a leaf pile: Russell
At the bottom of a pool: Dwayne
In your mailbox: Bill
Stubacca
07-02-04, 02:55 PM
No arms, no legs, between two buildings: Ali
No arms, no legs, no head, no torso: Dick
No arms, no legs but able to swim the English Channel: Clever Dick
Left out in the sun: Wilt
Covered with cement: Rock
Going over a fence: Homer
No arms, no legs, and no pelvis: Chester
What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other?: Eileen
A Japanese woman with the same affliction?: Irene
What do you call her after the operation?: Noleen.
A woman with no arms, legs, or torso?: Muffie
Bryan T
07-02-04, 02:56 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Red Baron
07-03-04, 10:56 AM
What do you call him
I tried every name I could think of but he wouldn't budge from were he parked his sorry butt! :eek:
MsVicki
07-03-04, 11:03 AM
I tried every name I could think of but he wouldn't budge from were he parked his sorry butt! :eek:
Hahahahahahaha!
OK, OK, I was not going to laugh at this thread, but you guys are hilarious....must be why I keep coming to read the new posts!
:roflmao: :roflmao: