Foo - Oh Foooo, Gouge me eyes!! Crack Alert!

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Tude
08-03-09, 09:37 PM
Just got home and mah kitties are parading around me and then I hear one of the people living over me (he's rather heavy - and not really so sociable - as I met him and his roommate last weekend - freak - everyone around here is 22 years old - I feel like an old school marm - but, hehe, hardly!!

So I meet them and shake hands and the one stand offish guy is the one over my bedroom. Walks like a rock he does. eh, whatever if that's all it is.

OK, enter tonite.

I just walk in - open my front windows - the side window BUTTS up to his handrailing - I mean - we're that close - it's townhouses - and I hear this person (shall I be polite here?, no) JUMPING DOWN THE EFFIN stairway - comes to a stop at the end and closes his door.

I, look over.

<GOUGS EYES> He's bent over, crack well displayed for me to view - WITH CRACK RESTING ON MY NEW SCREEN!!! - wtf - and he's shaking a can of stuff that sounds like paint!!!

So ME - I mean MEEEE! TUDE - pissed off and thinking wtf walk into my kitchen listening to paint being shaken and then sprayed in the can - - I last for 10 seconds in my kitchen and don'tcha know the SNOT is back up stairs and my room smells like paint.

OK, I met the two little shmoos last weekend -his roommate (they're both 22 - but so what) was cool - he actually plays some pretty dam coo music - the other schmuck who averted eyes and eventually gave the handshake is my problem boy.

I will win btw. Will be talking to the boy who exposed his crack to me tomorrow.

Wrong on two counts.

he has a bad crack too.

:D

<edit>

Hmmm - wonder if it would be interesting should I post a sign visible to them only on how I didn't appreciate the bad crack and please do not affixiate me anymore, unless I approve of the aerosols.?


Siu Blue Wind
08-04-09, 12:19 AM
OH that's hella gross.

patentcad
08-04-09, 02:56 AM
I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.

Well done.


coasting
08-04-09, 03:29 AM
was it a hairy jelly butt?

Tude
08-04-09, 07:02 AM
I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.

Well done.

Should there be a next time, I shall whip out ye old camera phone and grab a crack pic for ya.

:D

ModoVincere
08-04-09, 07:05 AM
get a bb gun....next time he exposes his crack, put one in it. :D

Tude
08-04-09, 07:14 AM
^^

I'll remember that :D, especially from your sig line :D:D

KiuBWhy
08-04-09, 07:57 AM
get a bb gun....next time he exposes his crack, put one in it. :D

Better yet, a blowgun. (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=564612&highlight=dart)

KrisPistofferson
08-04-09, 08:06 AM
1. You should take Comp I.
2. You should take Comp II.

SonataInFSharp
08-04-09, 08:07 AM
I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.
Me, too.

I thought it meant Tude was on crack (when she wrote it), but I think it's about some guy's crack or something? :twitchy:

cooker
08-04-09, 08:10 AM
Let it go - you don't want to start a war in your home. Unless he is a model maker or something like that and repeatedly sprays stuff on the balcony, think of it as a one time event. Forget about it.

couch_incident
08-04-09, 08:10 AM
It's about butt crack. I sent one of my agents over to her house to check up on her. Unfortunately this guy is new and likes to sniff glue alot. Sorry Tude, I'll send a more seasoned agent next time.

Couch

KingTermite
08-04-09, 09:09 AM
he has a bad crack too.You sure? You tried it out? :innocent:

DataJunkie
08-04-09, 09:27 AM
Attractive female's crack = good
Any male crack = bad

ilikebikes
08-04-09, 10:36 AM
^^

I'll remember that :D, especially from your sig line :D:D

Paint ball gun, he likes spray paint, you like paint ball guns. :thumb:

KingTermite
08-04-09, 10:40 AM
Next time you see him there, open that window and put a bug spray fogger in the sill.

jsharr
08-04-09, 11:27 AM
http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/07/23/1248369442-butt_odor.jpg

coasting
08-04-09, 01:23 PM
tude, sorry if this gives you flashbacks

http://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2008/04/11/crack.jpg

jsharr
08-04-09, 01:24 PM
http://www.straysworld.com/video/spackle.jpg

KingTermite
08-04-09, 01:31 PM
You could always see if he's willing to power your stove for free in compensation for the injustice.

http://frommyinbox.com/Content/Rednecks/Gas%20Grill.jpg

Wilbur Bud
08-04-09, 07:30 PM
Plumbing? I thought this was going to be about pumbing, but spray painting?

MillCreek
08-04-09, 07:47 PM
Clearly, you have to fight fire with fire. The next time you see them, 'accidentally' let one of the boobs fall out of the jersey.

CbadRider
08-04-09, 08:04 PM
You could always see if he's willing to power your stove for free in compensation for the injustice.

http://frommyinbox.com/Content/Rednecks/Gas%20Grill.jpg

Any food cooked on that grill will taste like ****.

sknhgy
08-04-09, 08:05 PM
Man. I thought I had problems.