Foo - spies or ordinary citizens?

The two that Bill Clinton rescued, they gotta be spies...

I'm just sayin... why would the US send an ex-president to apologize?

Euna Lee and Laura Ling, reporters for former Vice President Al Gore's San Francisco-based Current TV media venture, were detained by North Korean border guards March 17.


Here is a sentence. What are the important elements in the aforementioned sentence?


Lisa J. Ling (Chinese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_language): 凌志慧; pinyin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinyin): Líng Zhìhuì) (born August 30, 1973) is an American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) journalist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journalist), best known for her role as a co-host of ABC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Broadcasting_Company)'s The View (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_View) (from 1999–2002), host of National Geographic Explorer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Geographic_Explorer), reporter on Channel One News (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_One_News), and special correspondent for the Oprah Winfrey Show (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Winfrey_Show) and CNN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNN). She is the sister of Laura Ling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Ling), a journalist who was detained and released in 2009 by North Korea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_imprisonment_of_US_journalists_by_North_Korea).

Here are two more sentences. If they were ops, you'd never have heard about this story. Unless you irritated someone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Libby), then you might hear about it.

What you haven't (and NEVER will) hear about is the "deal" that was made in order to get these two released.

By having an ex-president do it, the current administration can deny any/everything "official" but the NK's will still get whatever they've been promised.

They're assassins. Ever seen the Manchurian Candidate? Kind of suspicious they were in China when the got caught, ain't it?

Yeah, we should have just nuked North Korea. :rolleyes:

Yeah, we should have just nuked North Korea. :rolleyes:

pansy.
Real men would have parachuted out of an SR71 while under full afterburners, with nothing more than a knife and compass. After killing a few and taking their HK47s, he would then take the country one compound at a time, and then call in the army to fly them out in a delapidated Vietnam era chopper.

pansy.

We should have just sent you over. :P

We should have just sent you over. :P

well, I did give you the entire plan. :p

well, I did give you the entire plan. :p

ah, good point. That's probably what really happened and Obama just sent Clinton over there as a smokescreen and to kiss KJI's ass.

ah, good point. That's probably what really happened and Obama just sent Clinton over there as a smokescreen and to kiss KJI's ass.

:lol:

The two that Bill Clinton rescued, they gotta be spies...

I'm just sayin... why would the US send an ex-president to apologize?

Are you kidding? When has a Democrat ever passed up an opportunity to apologize for the USA? Didn't the current President just do a world-wide apology tour?

actually, come to think of it, has anyone seen chuck norris lately?

actually, come to think of it, has anyone seen chuck norris lately?

yes, he was last seen questioning Obama's authenticity.

yes, he was last seen questioning Obama's authenticity.

what if that was a smoke screen? He claims he can act, you know.

what if that was a smoke screen? He claims he can act, you know.

True, dang, this is a huge plot! Bigger than I originally thought! I'm gonna delete all my posts in the hopes that the government hasn't already read them.

True, dang, this is a huge plot! Bigger than I originally thought! I'm gonna delete all my posts in the hopes that the government hasn't already read them.

sorry to tell you son, but what exactly do you think I do for a living? :innocent:

sorry to tell you son, but what exactly do you think I do for a living? :innocent:

NOoooOOoOOOOOOOoooOo o_O

Closed for cleanup.

All right - let's see if we can keep it a bit more respectful and out of P&R, shall we.