Foo - How quick is a quickie?

Sub 1? Sub 2? Sub 5?

YouTube - Jizz In My Pants

NSFW OR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I think it would be in a situation where you have to go somewhere so there's a time constraint. I'm gonna go with 10 minutes or less.

I think it would be in a situation where you have to go somewhere so there's a time constraint. I'm gonna go with 10 minutes or less.

I can reduce it to 5 if you're really in a hurry.

I can reduce it to 1 if you're really in a hurry.

KT....:lol:

KT....:lol:

And still get some foreplay in! :thumb:

I can reduce it to 5 if you're really in a hurry.


So can I.
:innocent:

I mean getting dressed...after.


Please don't banhammer me!

I would have to concentrate HARD to get to +1.

A quickie what?

In the Church of Couchology quickies are unethical for it members to partake in. The leader of the church however, moi, is allowed to have quickies. I'm allowed to do what ever I want and I will just call it research.

Couch

Jeez. <1 minute.
:innocent:

Less than a minute?! I call BS. You can't even erm stand to attention in 45 seconds, uh, right?

Until my early 30s, I could get one in in 4 minutes if both parties were "ready to go".
Nowadays, I'm guessing 8 minutes bare minimum.
Up 'til 30 or so I could bust one in a couple minutes or fewer on a good (bad) day.

Hmmm, are we counting time it takes for both parties to become "ready to go"???
I'm just counting pure hump time.

Yeah, 4 mins is a lot longer than 45 seconds, lol.

YouTube - Nestle Quik commercial - 1970's/1980's

YouTube - Tootsie Pop

Booyah!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

YouTube - Tootsie Pop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw)

so..metaphorically, it only takes 3 licks to get to her center?

exactly

Luddite...I can be as quick as you want, but I'd much prefer to take my sweet time with you and make you feel like your time was well spent. I would bring you to the height of sensational pleasure and then make you some smores.

Booyah!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Yep, your slightly weird cousin from Texas gets it right every now and again.

Yep, your slightly weird cousin from Texas gets it right every now and again.

that is understatement if ever.

Luddite...I can be as quick as you want, but I'd much prefer to take my sweet time with you and make you feel like your time was well spent. I would bring you to the height of sensational pleasure and then make you some smores.

You're married, right? Your wife is one helluva lucky woman, I mean besides the fact she married an insect. :roflmao2:

You're married, right? Your wife is one helluva lucky woman, I mean besides the fact she married an insect. :roflmao2:

Yes, she'd be in making the smores while we are doing our thing. ;) :thumb:

Unless of course you want her along for the ride. :D

:eek: you are a whole nother kind of depraved...are all termites that perverted?!

:eek: you are a whole nother kind of depraved...are all termites that perverted?!
Only the couchologist ones! :p

3 minutes. :innocent:

I can reduce it to 5 if you're really in a hurry.

I got you beat by two minutes :D (but thats why its called a "quicky.":thumb:)
EDIT! Woa! Me and Arti seem to be on the same page! :lol:

I got you beat by two minutes :D (but thats why its called a "quicky.":thumb:)
EDIT! Woa! Me and Arti seem to be on the same page! :lol:

Hurry...you just wasted 15 seconds of your 3 minutes! :thumb:

its as long as she needs + 1 more minute.

37 seconds with foreplay and a smack on the ass.

Only the couchologist ones! :p

Thanks for spreading the good word Bug Boy. Your supreme ruler is very happy with you.

Couch

Dunno. Never tried. :embarrased1:

Tis directly proportional to a combination of hornyess + how attractive she is.

3 minutes. :innocent:

Yep, even Richard Pryor agreed with you on this.

He summed it up as so....

3 minutes is enough time to get a hump in your back and get all ugly in the face. Anything longer and you're wasting time.

wait, what's this 'bout smores?

wait, what's this 'bout smores?

That's the french maid in the other room afterwards. :innocent:

about a minute is my shortest. The last time I did that, she had 2, though.

this is a funny thread....i am not EVEN gonna get involved, except to say it's funnny!! :D

Q: What's a yankee?

A: It's like a quickie, only you do it by yourself.

37 seconds with foreplay and a smack on the ass.

Whose ass? Just askin...

Tis inversely proportional to the amount of time you have before her husband comes home.

fify

Dunno. Never tried. :embarrased1:

You're young - there's plenty o' time for those shenanigans still.

me thinking that if u know how long it took you're doin' it wrong

its as long as she needs + 1 more minute.

I always knew you were a gentleman:thumb:

me thinking that if u know how long it took you're doin' it wrong


Good point, that.

I keep track of the time for billing purposes. I have to pay the mortgage, you know. I had years of experience filling out timeslips to track my time in 1/10 hour increments.

What is this quickie thing? :twitchy:

If you're gonna do something, you might as well do it right - and that takes some time.

What is this quickie thing? :twitchy:

If you're gonna do something, you might as well do it right - and that takes some time.

Thats cool and all, but the thread is called,"How quick is a quickie?" ;)

I once got slapped by a waitress when I asked her for a quickie. Seems I had been pronouncing quiche wrong for years.