Jokes & Humor - Border Patrol

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Raiyn
07-08-04, 01:38 PM
A man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his shoulders, was stopped by a guard while crossing the US-Mexican border.

"What's in the bags?" asked the guard.

"Sand," the cyclist replied.

"Get them off. We need to take a look."

The guard emptied the bags and found out they contained nothing but sand. The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border. A week later, the same man was crossing again with two more bags. The guard demanded to see them, and again they contained nothing but sand. This continued every week for six months, until one day the cyclist failed to appear. A few days later, that same guard ran into the cyclist in the city.

"Hey, where have you been?" the guard asked. "You sure had us wondering! We knew you were smuggling something across the border. So tell me and I won't say a word. What was it?"

The man smiled and told him the truth. "Bicycles!"


timmhaan
07-08-04, 01:54 PM
i don't get it :(

Stacey
07-08-04, 02:49 PM
A man on a bike...


Bicycles.

Doh!


But why would anyone want a Mexican bicycle?


timmhaan
07-08-04, 03:02 PM
now i get it :)

capsicum
07-11-04, 05:19 AM
how can you ride with two sacks of sand on your shoulders?

Bryan T
07-11-04, 10:28 PM
But why would anyone want a Mexican bicycle?

:lol:

good joke, by the way

Raiyn
07-12-04, 12:53 AM
how can you ride with two sacks of sand on your shoulders?
One on each side. Duh

capsicum
07-13-04, 09:15 AM
they would fall off unless you road holding them, 'look ma no hands!', and they could throw you off balance, not to mention adding massive weight to the poorly built cycle and no one wants to pay for damaged goods even mexican goods.

Chris L
07-13-04, 10:34 PM
Was he a road racer by any chance? They're always on about sandbagging.

ultra-g
07-18-04, 07:59 PM
I don't get any of the jokes on this forum except MsVicki's Redneck jokes!

Stacey
07-18-04, 10:16 PM
Hummm........... go figger