Tom Stormcrowe
08-16-09, 10:10 AM
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Jokes & Humor - What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
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bluegoatwoods
08-16-09, 11:58 AM
Not bad...
See what you think of this one;
A man went to confession and said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I used the Lord's name in vain".
The priest asked, "Well, what were the circumstances?"
"I was golfing. I teed off a beautiful drive. I though it was going to take one bounce at the end of the fairway and land on the green, maybe rolling straight at the pin. But it hit a sprinkler head and bounced off into the woods."
"So you used the Lord's name in vain?"
"No. I knocked it out of the woods and, again, it looked like it was going to come down right where I wanted it on the green. But a gust of wind slowed it down. It landed right on the upper lip of the sandtrap and rolled back down to the very bottom.?
"So you used the Lord's name in vain?"
"No. I chipped it out of the sandtrap and it landed on the green rolling straight for the cup. But it stopped about 3 inches short."
"Is that when you swore?......"
"No...."
And the priest said, "Well, good god, man. Don't tell me you missed a three inch putt??!!"
See what you think of this one;
A man went to confession and said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I used the Lord's name in vain".
The priest asked, "Well, what were the circumstances?"
"I was golfing. I teed off a beautiful drive. I though it was going to take one bounce at the end of the fairway and land on the green, maybe rolling straight at the pin. But it hit a sprinkler head and bounced off into the woods."
"So you used the Lord's name in vain?"
"No. I knocked it out of the woods and, again, it looked like it was going to come down right where I wanted it on the green. But a gust of wind slowed it down. It landed right on the upper lip of the sandtrap and rolled back down to the very bottom.?
"So you used the Lord's name in vain?"
"No. I chipped it out of the sandtrap and it landed on the green rolling straight for the cup. But it stopped about 3 inches short."
"Is that when you swore?......"
"No...."
And the priest said, "Well, good god, man. Don't tell me you missed a three inch putt??!!"
Poppaspoke
08-16-09, 10:41 PM
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!