Why Do Men Who Cook Marry Women?

[bicycledisciple]

For the spice!!! HAHAHAHAHA--I kill me!
:roflmao: ;)

[Chris L]

HAHAHAHAHA--I kill me!


If you ever need any assistance... ;)

[MsVicki]

If you ever need any assistance... ;)

ChrisL kills ME!

:roflmao:

[Chris L]

ChrisL kills ME!

:roflmao:

My God! Now I'll never get that job at Kellogg's. I'm becoming a cereal killer!

(sorry, just couldn't resist that one).

[RegularGuy]

(sorry, just couldn't resist that one).

You didn't try nearly hard enough.

[Chris L]

You didn't try nearly hard enough.

:roflmao:

You know, that sort of reaction is exactly the reason I don't try. You see, I've been cooking this up the whole time!

(wondering just how many more lame food puns I can squeeze into this thread).

[erraticrider]

That was a lemon. Try again.

[iamlucky13]

Orange you all glad we started this. Lettuce milk this topic for all it's worth and egg each other on, even though we'll be in a jam if the admins decide to squash this thread. On the other hand, I don't relish the thought of Chris making another fishy comment, but I think after this post, it will take him a while to ketchup.

:roflmao:
*I admit to a little help from www.yourjokes.net*

[RegularGuy]

Orange you all glad we started this. Lettuce milk this topic for all it's worth and egg each other on, even though we'll be in a jam if the admins decide to squash this thread. On the other hand, I don't relish the thought of Chris making another fishy comment, but I think after this post, it will take him a while to ketchup.

:roflmao:
*I admit to a little help from www.yourjokes.net*

I was perched on the edge of my seat til you floundered around for fishy comment. Oh my cod, that one gave me a haddock!

[Chris L]

I was perched on the edge of my seat til you floundered around for fishy comment. Oh my cod, that one gave me a haddock!

I fail to see the porpoise of that post.

[Chris L]

That was a lemon. Try again.

You're just sour because you didn't think of it.

[Arnie]

I had a wife one time.....but her husband came and got her

[capsicum]

You're just sour because you didn't think of it.
You sound bitter when you grill people like that.

[RegularGuy]

These puns are in poor taste.

[AdrianB]

Don't you mean pour taste RG?

[Chris L]

You sound bitter when you grill people like that.

I just knew I was gonna be fried in this thread. Dude, take a look at my avatar, I am a grilla after all. :D

[capsicum]

I just knew I was gonna be fried in this thread. Dude, take a look at my avatar, I am a grilla after all.
I didn't intend to roast you I just became embroiled in this meaty thread.

[Chris L]

I didn't intend to roast you I just became embroiled in this meaty thread.

Well, this thread has really gone off the boil.

[gastro]

You folks simmer down.

[ruirui]

I had a wife one time.....but her husband came and got her

lol....

[Chris L]

You folks simmer down.

I think your humour is a little raw.

[jeff williams]

I came up with this.."honey? do you really love me?"

"Well babe,...love is kinda like a sunrise,.. everyday you want to wake up and see a new one." :D

[capsicum]

I came up with this.."honey? do you really love me?"

"Well babe,...love is kinda like a sunrise,.. everyday you want to wake up and see a new one." :D
Are you sure you meant to put that in this thread? Don't get me wrong it's tasty, but not quite the right flavor for this meal.

[iamlucky13]

It seems alot of these comments are only bread out of desire to one-up the last poster.

[capsicum]

It seems alot of these comments are only bread out of desire to one-up the last poster.
You mean, "bread out of a knead to one up the last poster". (get it? kneading bread. ah ha ha ha ha... :) )

[Chris L]

You mean, "bread out of a knead to one up the last poster". (get it? kneading bread. ah ha ha ha ha... :) )

You're just trying to butter him up.

[iamlucky13]

You're just trying to butter him up.

Hey! Bake off! He was just trying to add a morsel of sophistication to a bland post.

It's time for me to go take a nap.Kin I offer you my gratitude capsicum?

[Chris L]

Hey! Bake off! He was just trying to add a morsel of sophistication to a bland post.


I dunno about you lot, loafing around, posting floury jokes on a bike forum. If you were real comedians, you'd be out there making some serious dough by now.

[foehn]

Mary, Mother of--!

Chris, all these make you sound like a real serial flake!

[Chris L]

Should that not be cereal (corn)flake?

[foehn]

Sounds the same as! It's all in pun. . .

[Chris L]

One wonders how much more punishment this thread can take.

[foehn]

One wonders how much more punishment this thread can take.

maybe we should kick it out, Punt it down a river? Then we can get back in the proper flow around here?

[Chris L]

maybe we should kick it out, Punt it down a river? Then we can get back in the proper flow around here?

I think we'd still be up the creek. There's nothing wrong with a steady stream of awful humour.

[capsicum]

I think we'd still be up the creek. There's nothing wrong with a steady stream of awful humour.
Like a fountain of cheap champaign.

[foehn]

To reiterate: some would say this is a streamingly good thread . And saying this, they may have eyes that are watering, whether from tears of laughter or pain, I don't know. Amusement can be a very fluid thing, ya know? Sometimes ya gotta go with the flow. . .

[Chris L]

To reiterate: some would say this is a streamingly good thread . And saying this, they may have eyes that are watering, whether from tears of laughter or pain, I don't know. Amusement can be a very fluid thing, ya know? Sometimes ya gotta go with the flow. . .

That was a real flood of puns there. Positively raining down.

[hooligan]

I think I'm bready for s'more humour 'cause, Im getting bo-read. D'oh.