Jokes & Humor - Why Do Men Who Cook Marry Women?

For the spice!!! HAHAHAHAHA--I kill me!
:roflmao: ;)

HAHAHAHAHA--I kill me!


If you ever need any assistance... ;)

If you ever need any assistance... ;)

ChrisL kills ME!

:roflmao:

ChrisL kills ME!

:roflmao:

My God! Now I'll never get that job at Kellogg's. I'm becoming a cereal killer!

(sorry, just couldn't resist that one).

(sorry, just couldn't resist that one).

You didn't try nearly hard enough.

You didn't try nearly hard enough.

:roflmao:

You know, that sort of reaction is exactly the reason I don't try. You see, I've been cooking this up the whole time!

(wondering just how many more lame food puns I can squeeze into this thread).

That was a lemon. Try again.

Orange you all glad we started this. Lettuce milk this topic for all it's worth and egg each other on, even though we'll be in a jam if the admins decide to squash this thread. On the other hand, I don't relish the thought of Chris making another fishy comment, but I think after this post, it will take him a while to ketchup.

:roflmao:
*I admit to a little help from www.yourjokes.net*

Orange you all glad we started this. Lettuce milk this topic for all it's worth and egg each other on, even though we'll be in a jam if the admins decide to squash this thread. On the other hand, I don't relish the thought of Chris making another fishy comment, but I think after this post, it will take him a while to ketchup.

:roflmao:
*I admit to a little help from www.yourjokes.net*

I was perched on the edge of my seat til you floundered around for fishy comment. Oh my cod, that one gave me a haddock!

I was perched on the edge of my seat til you floundered around for fishy comment. Oh my cod, that one gave me a haddock!

I fail to see the porpoise of that post.

That was a lemon. Try again.

You're just sour because you didn't think of it.

I had a wife one time.....but her husband came and got her

You're just sour because you didn't think of it.
You sound bitter when you grill people like that.

These puns are in poor taste.

Don't you mean pour taste RG?

You sound bitter when you grill people like that.

I just knew I was gonna be fried in this thread. Dude, take a look at my avatar, I am a grilla after all. :D

I just knew I was gonna be fried in this thread. Dude, take a look at my avatar, I am a grilla after all.
I didn't intend to roast you I just became embroiled in this meaty thread.

beer.

I didn't intend to roast you I just became embroiled in this meaty thread.

Well, this thread has really gone off the boil.

You folks simmer down.

I had a wife one time.....but her husband came and got her

lol....

You folks simmer down.

I think your humour is a little raw.

I came up with this.."honey? do you really love me?"

"Well babe,...love is kinda like a sunrise,.. everyday you want to wake up and see a new one." :D

I came up with this.."honey? do you really love me?"

"Well babe,...love is kinda like a sunrise,.. everyday you want to wake up and see a new one." :D
Are you sure you meant to put that in this thread? Don't get me wrong it's tasty, but not quite the right flavor for this meal.

It seems alot of these comments are only bread out of desire to one-up the last poster.

It seems alot of these comments are only bread out of desire to one-up the last poster.
You mean, "bread out of a knead to one up the last poster". (get it? kneading bread. ah ha ha ha ha... :) )

You mean, "bread out of a knead to one up the last poster". (get it? kneading bread. ah ha ha ha ha... :) )

You're just trying to butter him up.

You're just trying to butter him up.

Hey! Bake off! He was just trying to add a morsel of sophistication to a bland post.

It's time for me to go take a nap.Kin I offer you my gratitude capsicum?

Hey! Bake off! He was just trying to add a morsel of sophistication to a bland post.


I dunno about you lot, loafing around, posting floury jokes on a bike forum. If you were real comedians, you'd be out there making some serious dough by now.

Mary, Mother of--!

Chris, all these make you sound like a real serial flake!

Should that not be cereal (corn)flake?

Sounds the same as! It's all in pun. . .

One wonders how much more punishment this thread can take.

One wonders how much more punishment this thread can take.

maybe we should kick it out, Punt it down a river? Then we can get back in the proper flow around here?

maybe we should kick it out, Punt it down a river? Then we can get back in the proper flow around here?

I think we'd still be up the creek. There's nothing wrong with a steady stream of awful humour.

I think we'd still be up the creek. There's nothing wrong with a steady stream of awful humour.
Like a fountain of cheap champaign.

To reiterate: some would say this is a streamingly good thread . And saying this, they may have eyes that are watering, whether from tears of laughter or pain, I don't know. Amusement can be a very fluid thing, ya know? Sometimes ya gotta go with the flow. . .

To reiterate: some would say this is a streamingly good thread . And saying this, they may have eyes that are watering, whether from tears of laughter or pain, I don't know. Amusement can be a very fluid thing, ya know? Sometimes ya gotta go with the flow. . .

That was a real flood of puns there. Positively raining down.

I think I'm bready for s'more humour 'cause, Im getting bo-read. D'oh.