Foo - A farewell to Couch Incident

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It has been brought to my attention that Couch is riding with Chipcom, AGAIN!@!!!!!!!!
We all know what happens to chip's "riding partners" after three or four rides, so I just wanted to say thanks to couch for all the really great posts, for more than a few nosefuls of beverage spewed on my monitor and for being just a generally foolicious guy.
you will be missed.
Sad.
So tragic, and so early.
I hope he leaves behind some good images, so we can chop him posthumously.
CbadRider
08-21-09, 08:47 PM
We all know what happens to chip's "riding partners" after three or four rides, so I just wanted to say thanks to couch for all the really great posts, for more than a few nosefuls of beverage spewed on my monitor and for being just a generally foolicious guy.
Do Chip's riding partners go the way of the Star Trek ensign in the red shirt, or a Bonanza Cartwright wife?
Do Chip's riding partners go the way of the Star Trek ensign in the red shirt, or a Bonanza Cartwright wife?
Ever seen Fargo? It was based on Chip's early life. How do you think he got the name "chipcom" any way?
Luddite
08-21-09, 08:50 PM
LoL. Couch is eternal, like Twinkies and Cockroaches.
both of which Chip dines on regularly.
Luddite
08-21-09, 08:53 PM
Ewww. Can't figure out which one is grosser.
Ewww. Can't figure out which one is grosser.
the twinkie is, but only if the white gunk comes shooting out.
Wordbiker
08-21-09, 11:43 PM
the twinkie is, but only if the white gunk comes shooting out.
Tip: Do not google twinkie with safe search off. :twitchy:
Tip: Do not google twinkie with safe search off. :twitchy:
I can't look at chipcom or couch incident pictures anymore, thanks to that.
LoL. Couch is eternal, like Twinkies and Cockroaches.
locust tastes like shrimp. lobster is called 'sea locust' in some languages.
chipcom
08-22-09, 08:22 AM
Ya know when the world comes to an end, it will be only the Twinkies and cockroaches that survive...so I've got that going for me.
DataJunkie
08-22-09, 08:52 AM
Twinkie in you pants and cockroach DNA? I knew there was something I did not like about you. ;)
Wordbiker
08-22-09, 10:03 AM
On the plus side: Chip...you'll finally be able to finish that necklace.
couch_incident
08-22-09, 03:41 PM
I'm not worried about Chip Boy. He's good peps and doesn't afraid of anything. I'm bringing backup though. My bud FishermanJohn is joining along with his brother who is an Air Marshall. If Chip gets out of line, BLAMO!...I'll buy him some ice cream in Oberlin.
Couch
couch_incident
08-22-09, 03:45 PM
both of which Chip dines on regularly.
Chip eats ice cream. Just Say'in!
Sofa King
couch_incident
08-22-09, 08:36 PM
me so horny! Just Say'in!
Couchy
CbadRider
08-22-09, 08:58 PM
me so horny! Just Say'in!
Couchy
You so horny for Chip? Or ice cream? :twitchy:
DataJunkie
08-22-09, 09:21 PM
Chip covered in ice cream.
couch_incident
08-22-09, 09:36 PM
You so horny for Chip? Or ice cream? :twitchy:
I want you to know this; I'm not ghey. However, Chippy is a hansome man...Just Say'in! With that sad, Tude has personally asked me to take pix of Chipcoms butt. I do what Tude tells me to do....I'm just that Zen!
Couchy
bathtub filled with ice cream and chip.
bathtub filled with Heinz Baked Beans and Roger Daltrey.
Radio London'd it 4 u
couch_incident
08-23-09, 11:50 AM
Well folks, I made it. All I had to do was buy him ice cream. It was a nice ride and I had a blast. Chip is a very cool guy. I offered him a ministry position in the Church of Couchology but he told me that he needs to think it over. If Chip joins the church, nothing will stop us.
Couch
Wait! Whut!!
Bad Chipcom! Bad - I just spoke to him before their ride and I made him promise to go easy on the dude!!!
Awwww Couchy! :cry::cry:
<edit - looking around now for a twinkie to go smother in honor of Couchy's demise, ignoring the cream filling squirt please>
couch_incident
08-23-09, 01:52 PM
Chip is one of the coolest people I have ever met. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
Couch
Wordbiker
08-23-09, 03:50 PM
Chip is one of the coolest people I have ever met. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
Couch
You realize he's just softening you up...right?
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chipcom
08-23-09, 06:52 PM
Chip is one of the widest people I have ever met. I want to be just like him when I grow out.
Couch
Fixed that for ya.
couch_incident
08-23-09, 07:09 PM
Fixed that for ya.
widest is not a word. Weirdest is; just say'in!
Couch
so is whitest. just saying.
chipcom
08-24-09, 11:04 AM
White couches really show the dirt tho.
so does that **** Hillary.
ModoVincere
08-24-09, 11:06 AM
White couches really show the dirt tho.
then put your pants back on before you sit on one.
then put your bridal gown back on before you sit on one.
here comes the brided it for ya
here comes the judge
made it even weirder for ya:thumb::twitchy:
KingTermite
08-24-09, 11:20 AM
It has been brought to my attention that Couch is riding with Chipcom, AGAIN!@!!!!!!!!
We all know what happens to chip's "riding partners" after three or four rides, so I just wanted to say thanks to couch for all the really great posts, for more than a few nosefuls of beverage spewed on my monitor and for being just a generally foolicious guy.
you will be missed.
You? You mean Chipcom is REAL????!?!!!?? :twitchy: :eek:
You? You mean Chipcom is REAL????!?!!!?? :twitchy: :eek:
Like you, of all people, would ask that. I will never forget, no matter how hard I try or how much therapy I have, the day you showed me your tattoo homage to Chipcom.
KingTermite
08-24-09, 12:41 PM
Like you, of all people, would ask that. I will never forget, no matter how hard I try or how much therapy I have, the day you showed me your tattoo homage to Chipcom.
You have to admit, a baboon in a quaker dress dancing on a stripper pole is a hella kewl tattoo though!!!!
I do have to give you props on how you could make the stripper pole get longer.
KiddSisko
08-24-09, 12:54 PM
LoL. Couch is eternal, like Twinkies and Cockroaches.
Don't forget Cher.
KingTermite
08-24-09, 12:56 PM
I do have to give you props on how you could make the stripper pole get longer.
3 words of advice for tattoos:
Location, location, location! :thumb:
I haz one not visible unless unclothed, this what you're talking about? :p:p
You have to admit, a baboon in a quaker dress dancing on a stripper pole is a hella kewl tattoo though!!!!
that woke me up faster than coffee.
chipcom
08-24-09, 06:38 PM
I haz one not visible unless unclothed, this what you're talking about? :p:p
pics, or it didn't happen
ModoVincere
08-24-09, 06:39 PM
that woke me up faster than coffee.
post of the day, right there. roflmao!
pics, or it didn't happen
:D
Asked a mod if I should post and it was advised against it. :D
StupidlyBrave
08-24-09, 07:18 PM
:D
Asked a mod if I should post and it was advised against it. :D
Try two out of three ;)
Tip: Do not google twinkie with safe search off. :twitchy:
Now I have to clean my monitor:notamused:
Radio London'd it 4 u
pssssttt! That was Tommy!
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