WorldIRC
07-13-04, 09:25 AM
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Foo - Let's all talk in AOL'ese / like 12 year olds
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MERTON
07-13-04, 09:31 AM
dam f'ers can't even tell a number from a letter!
ENGLISH LIETRATURA IS QUIET ANT3RTANENG1111!!1! WTF
aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! :eek:
ENGLISH LIETRATURA IS QUIET ANT3RTANENG1111!!1! WTF
aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! :eek:
Maelstrom
07-13-04, 10:53 AM
I have a headache...arg..
manboy
07-13-04, 02:52 PM
IT WAS DA BST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH WORST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH AEG OF WISDOM IT WAS DA AEG OF FOLISHNES IT WAS TEH 3POCH OF BLEIF IT WAS DA EPOCH OF INCREDULITY IT WAS TEH S3ASON OF LIGHT IT WAS DA S3ASON OF DARKNAS IT WAS DA SPRNG OF HOPE IT WAS TEH WINTER OF DESPARE W3 HAD EVARYTHNG BFORE US WE HAD NOTHNG BFOR3 US WE W3R3 AL GONG DIERCT 2 HAAEVN W3 W3RE AL GONG DIERCT DA OTH3R WAY - IN SHORT DA PARIOD WAS SO FAR LIEK DA PRESENT PARIOD TAHT SOME OF ITS NOISEIST AUTHORITEIS INSISTAD ON ITS BNG RECAIEVD FOR GOD OR FOR EVIL IN TEH SUP3RLATIEV DEGRE OF COMPARISON ONLY!1!!!1! WTF LOL
Moistfly
07-13-04, 03:07 PM
h4r h4r 1m w34r1ng a t-sh1rt!!!!!oneone!!!~~!!one
It was the best of times, it was the .. BLURST of times !!!
It was the best of times, it was the .. BLURST of times !!!
MERTON
07-13-04, 03:10 PM
stupid monkies! :mad:
:D
:D
MsVicki
07-13-04, 05:28 PM
Nooooooooooooo!
(LETS NOT DO TAHT!111! WTF)
(LETS NOT DO TAHT!111! WTF)
catatonic
07-13-04, 07:17 PM
0|-| /\/\y 64\/\/|)z
1337 5p334|<!!!!!!!!
1337 5p334|<!!!!!!!!
MERTON
07-13-04, 07:17 PM
0|-| /\/\y 64\/\/|)z
1337 5p334|<!!!!!!!!
what? and what is this leet or l337 crap anyway?
1337 5p334|<!!!!!!!!
what? and what is this leet or l337 crap anyway?
operator
07-13-04, 09:30 PM
I pwn joo.
Moistfly
07-13-04, 10:08 PM
pwned
catatonic
07-13-04, 10:09 PM
it said:
oh my gawdz
leet speeak!!!!!!!
AOL speak was based off "1337" which was a form of visual interperation code, but it also relied upon phonetics as opposed to proper english as well. 1337 or leet speak was created by some netizens back when public channels were being either monitored or heavily moderated...sometimes using automatic filters that actually killed legitimate posts or converstaions...so in back;ash leet was formed...and due to its very nature, a word can be made up in at least several different ways, making automatic filtration extremely hard if not impossible, and manual moderation slow at best.
nowadays, since encryption is now legal for normal citizens to use....leet speak is practically useless anymore...but it's fun to give some too serious folks headdaches with :p
oh my gawdz
leet speeak!!!!!!!
AOL speak was based off "1337" which was a form of visual interperation code, but it also relied upon phonetics as opposed to proper english as well. 1337 or leet speak was created by some netizens back when public channels were being either monitored or heavily moderated...sometimes using automatic filters that actually killed legitimate posts or converstaions...so in back;ash leet was formed...and due to its very nature, a word can be made up in at least several different ways, making automatic filtration extremely hard if not impossible, and manual moderation slow at best.
nowadays, since encryption is now legal for normal citizens to use....leet speak is practically useless anymore...but it's fun to give some too serious folks headdaches with :p
Raiyn
07-13-04, 11:41 PM
Or we could just visit the BMX section.
NOV!!!11 WTF LOL 19 1863
FOURSCORA AND S3V3N YAARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL M3N R CREAETD AQUAL1!1!!11 WTF LOL
NOW WE R ENGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WHETH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIEVD AND SO DADICAETD CAN LONG ENDUR31!1!1!11 W3 R M3T ON A GREAT BATLEFEILD OF TAHT WAR!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL WE HAEV COMA 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF IT AS A FINAL R3STNG PLAEC FOR THOSA WHO DEID H3RE TAHT TEH NATION MIGHT LIEV1!!!!111 THIS WA MAY IN AL PROPREITY DO!!11! WTF BUT IN A LARGER SENSA W3 CANOT DEDICAET W3 CANOT CONS3CRAET W3 CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND!1!! OMG WTF LOL TEH BRAEV M3N LIVNG AND DAAD WHO STRUGLAD H3R3 HAEV HALOWED IT FAR ABOV3 OUR POR POW3R 2 AD OR D3TRACT11!!1!! OMG TEH WORLD WIL LITL3 NOT3 NOR LONG R3M3MBR WUT W3 SAY HERE BUT IT CAN N3VER FORGAT WT DID HARA!!1!!1
IT IS RATH3R FOR US TEH LIVNG WE HAR3 B DEDICAETD 2 TEH GREAT TASK REMANENG BFORE US-TAHT FROM THES3 HONORAD D3AD W3 TAEK INCRAAESD DEVOTION 2 TAHT CAUSA FOR WHICH THEY H3R3 GAEV DA LAST FUL MEASURA OF DEVOTION-TAHT W3 HARE HIGHLY RESOLVA TAHT TH3S3 DAAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOVERNMENT OF TEH PEOPL3 BY DA PEOPLE FOR DA PEOPLA SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM DA 3ARTH!1!!!
NOV!!!11 WTF LOL 19 1863
FOURSCORA AND S3V3N YAARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL M3N R CREAETD AQUAL1!1!!11 WTF LOL
NOW WE R ENGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WHETH3R TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIEVD AND SO DADICAETD CAN LONG ENDUR31!1!1!11 W3 R M3T ON A GREAT BATLEFEILD OF TAHT WAR!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL WE HAEV COMA 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF IT AS A FINAL R3STNG PLAEC FOR THOSA WHO DEID H3RE TAHT TEH NATION MIGHT LIEV1!!!!111 THIS WA MAY IN AL PROPREITY DO!!11! WTF BUT IN A LARGER SENSA W3 CANOT DEDICAET W3 CANOT CONS3CRAET W3 CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND!1!! OMG WTF LOL TEH BRAEV M3N LIVNG AND DAAD WHO STRUGLAD H3R3 HAEV HALOWED IT FAR ABOV3 OUR POR POW3R 2 AD OR D3TRACT11!!1!! OMG TEH WORLD WIL LITL3 NOT3 NOR LONG R3M3MBR WUT W3 SAY HERE BUT IT CAN N3VER FORGAT WT DID HARA!!1!!1
IT IS RATH3R FOR US TEH LIVNG WE HAR3 B DEDICAETD 2 TEH GREAT TASK REMANENG BFORE US-TAHT FROM THES3 HONORAD D3AD W3 TAEK INCRAAESD DEVOTION 2 TAHT CAUSA FOR WHICH THEY H3R3 GAEV DA LAST FUL MEASURA OF DEVOTION-TAHT W3 HARE HIGHLY RESOLVA TAHT TH3S3 DAAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOVERNMENT OF TEH PEOPL3 BY DA PEOPLE FOR DA PEOPLA SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM DA 3ARTH!1!!!
catatonic
07-14-04, 12:28 AM
haha, that's classic man
Flea77
07-14-04, 05:22 AM
it said:
oh my gawdz
leet speeak!!!!!!!
AOL speak was based off "1337" which was a form of visual interperation code, but it also relied upon phonetics as opposed to proper english as well. 1337 or leet speak was created by some netizens back when public channels were being either monitored or heavily moderated...sometimes using automatic filters that actually killed legitimate posts or converstaions...so in back;ash leet was formed...and due to its very nature, a word can be made up in at least several different ways, making automatic filtration extremely hard if not impossible, and manual moderation slow at best.
nowadays, since encryption is now legal for normal citizens to use....leet speak is practically useless anymore...but it's fun to give some too serious folks headdaches with :p
ummm, sounds good but I disagree. This shorthand language was around long before anyone but scientists were on the internet. Back in the BBS days is the first time I noticed it, and it was used to speed up conversations on old 100 and 300 baud connections where every keystroke was painfully slow. If you could cut 14 or 15 letters out of a sentence, it actually made a difference. Today however, it has been butchered and is used by lazy kids who think they sound cool. Little do they know, they sound like lazy kids :-)
oh my gawdz
leet speeak!!!!!!!
AOL speak was based off "1337" which was a form of visual interperation code, but it also relied upon phonetics as opposed to proper english as well. 1337 or leet speak was created by some netizens back when public channels were being either monitored or heavily moderated...sometimes using automatic filters that actually killed legitimate posts or converstaions...so in back;ash leet was formed...and due to its very nature, a word can be made up in at least several different ways, making automatic filtration extremely hard if not impossible, and manual moderation slow at best.
nowadays, since encryption is now legal for normal citizens to use....leet speak is practically useless anymore...but it's fun to give some too serious folks headdaches with :p
ummm, sounds good but I disagree. This shorthand language was around long before anyone but scientists were on the internet. Back in the BBS days is the first time I noticed it, and it was used to speed up conversations on old 100 and 300 baud connections where every keystroke was painfully slow. If you could cut 14 or 15 letters out of a sentence, it actually made a difference. Today however, it has been butchered and is used by lazy kids who think they sound cool. Little do they know, they sound like lazy kids :-)
Maelstrom
07-14-04, 10:58 AM
ummm, sounds good but I disagree. This shorthand language was around long before anyone but scientists were on the internet. Back in the BBS days is the first time I noticed it, and it was used to speed up conversations on old 100 and 300 baud connections where every keystroke was painfully slow. If you could cut 14 or 15 letters out of a sentence, it actually made a difference. Today however, it has been butchered and is used by lazy kids who think they sound cool. Little do they know, they sound like lazy kids :-)
ding ding ding...sweet someone else who remembers what a bbs is and why kiddie script was used...
Good god...100baud modems...receicer in big plastic device..work now...endless suply of beeps and 4 hours later you have uled one document using x-modem, ymodem, zmodem or any other variation ... ahhh the days..I remember when 2400baud hit the market and I was jumping for joy to upgrade my bbs to a multi node high speed bbs.
ding ding ding...sweet someone else who remembers what a bbs is and why kiddie script was used...
Good god...100baud modems...receicer in big plastic device..work now...endless suply of beeps and 4 hours later you have uled one document using x-modem, ymodem, zmodem or any other variation ... ahhh the days..I remember when 2400baud hit the market and I was jumping for joy to upgrade my bbs to a multi node high speed bbs.
Maelstrom
07-14-04, 11:05 AM
You could probably go back even further then bbs days to note taking secretaries. They used a variation of what kids use but more with single symbols than a butchering of the alphabet.
I also remember when elite belonged to a few and it meant you a) either hacked (real hacking or phreaking) or b) you were one of the main hubs for pirate software
I also remember when elite belonged to a few and it meant you a) either hacked (real hacking or phreaking) or b) you were one of the main hubs for pirate software
wabbit
07-14-04, 11:34 AM
Haha... sometimes I still use words that we used at that age, like "Grossitating." I was thinking the other day about what it would be like if Phil and Paul commentate the TDF with the vocabulary of 12 year olds.
"Phil, weather like this is really grossitating."
"It's time to barf up a lung in the Alps."
"Paul, that bloody wound must be really ewwwy..."
"Phil, weather like this is really grossitating."
"It's time to barf up a lung in the Alps."
"Paul, that bloody wound must be really ewwwy..."
wabbit
07-14-04, 11:35 AM
Haha... sometimes I still use words that we used at that age, like "Grossitating." I was thinking the other day about what it would be like if Phil and Paul commentate the TDF with the vocabulary of 12 year olds.
"Phil, weather like this is really grossitating."
"It's time to barf up a lung in the Alps."
"Paul, that bloody wound must be really ewwwy..."
"It's time for them to take on drinks, but that cytomax is just heinous."
"Phil, weather like this is really grossitating."
"It's time to barf up a lung in the Alps."
"Paul, that bloody wound must be really ewwwy..."
"It's time for them to take on drinks, but that cytomax is just heinous."
bentbaggerlen
07-14-04, 04:45 PM
Teh Pr3siednt Mr1!11111 Omg S3cretary G3naral Mr!!1! Wtf Presiednt Distnguish3d Delegaets And Ladeis And G3ntlem3n W3 Met On3 Year And On3 Day After A Terorist Atak Brought Greif 2 Mah Country And Brought Greif 2 Many Citiezns Of Our World1!!! Lol Yesterday W3 Ramambr3d Teh Inocent Lievs Taekn Taht Teribla Mornng!!1!! Omg Wtf 2day Wa Turn 2 Teh Urgent Duty Of Protectng Other Lievs Without Ilusion And Without Fear11!!1!1 Omg Wtf
Weva Acomplished Much In Da Last Y3ar - In Afghanistan And Byond1!11!!11 Omg Lol We Haev Much Yet 2 Do - In Afghanistan And Byond!!!!!!11 Omg Wtf Many Nations R3pr3s3nt3d Here Haev Joiend In Da Fight Aganest Global T3ror And Da Peopl3 Of Teh Unietd Staets R Graetful!1!!1!! Omg Lol Teh Unietd Nations Was Born In Teh Hop3 Taht Survievd A World War - Teh Hop3 Of A World Movng 2ward Justiec Escapng Old Patarns Of Conflict And Fear!1!!! Wtf Lol Da Foundng Membrs R3solvad Taht Teh P3aec Of Teh World Must Never Agane B Destroyad By Da Wil And Wik3dnes Of Any Man1!!!!!! Omg We Creaetd Da Unietd Nations Security Council So Taht Unliek Da L3ague Of Nations Our Deliebrations Wud B More Than Tok Our Resolutions Wud B More Than Wish3s1!11!11! After Generations Of Dacaitful Dicta2rs And Broken Treateis And Squandered Lievs W3 D3dicaetd Ourselves 2 Standards Of Human Dignity Shaerd By Al And 2 A Syst3m Of S3curity Defend3d By Al1!111!!
2day Thesa Standards And This Security R Chalenged!11!1! Our Comitm3nt 2 Human Dignity Is Chalenged By Persist3nt Pov3rty And Ragng Diesaes!1111! Teh Suferng Is Great And Our Rasponsibiliteis R Cl3ar111!1 Omg Lol Da Unietd Staets Is Joinng Wit Teh World 2 Suply Ade Where It R3aches Peopl3 And Lifts Up Lievs 2 Ext3nd Traed And Da Prosp3rity It Brngs And 2 Brng Medical R Whera It Is Desperaetly Neded1!!11!! Omg Wtf
As A Symbol Of Our Comitm3nt 2 Human Dignity Da Unietd Staets Wil Return 2 Unasco!!!11111 (aplause)11!! Wtf This Organization Has Ben Reform3d And Merica Wil Participaet Fuly In Its Mision 2 Advance Human Rights And 2l3ranc3 And Laarnng!1!1!!11 Omg Wtf Lol
Our Comon S3curity Is Chaleng3d By R3gional Conflicts - Ethnic And Religious Strief Taht Is Anceint But Not Ienvitabla1111 Omg Wtf In Teh Midle Aast Their Can B No Paaec For Eith3r Sied Without Fredom For Both Sieds!1!!!!1 Omg Wtf M3rica Stands Comited 2 An Independent And Democratic Paelstien Livng Sied By Sied Wit Israal In P3aec And Sacurity11!!!1 Wtf Lol Liek Al Other P3opl3 Paelstinians Des3rve A Gov3rnmant Taht Sarves There Int3rasts And List3ns 2 There Voiecs1!1! Omg Wtf Mah Nation Wil Continue 2 Encouraeg Al Parteis 2 Step Up 2 Theyre Responsibiliteis As W3 Sek A Just And Compreh3nsiev Setlem3nt 2 Teh Conflict!!1111
Abova Al Our Principles And Our Sacurity R Chalenged 2day By Outlaw Groups And Regiems Taht Acapt No Law Of Morality And Haev No Limit 2 There Violent Mbitions!!!11!11 Wtf In Da Ataks On Merica A Yaar Ago We Saw Da Destructiev Int3ntions Of Our En3meis!111 Wtf This Threat Hieds Within Many Nations Includng Mah Own1!1!1 Omg Lol In C3ls And Cmps T3rorists R Plotng Furth3r Destruction And Buildng Nu Baess For There War Aganest Civilization1!!! Omg Wtf Lol And Our Greaetst Fear Is Taht Tarorists Wil Find A Shortcut 2 There Mad Mbitions Wh3n An Outlaw Regiem Supleis Tham Wit Da T3chnologeis 2 Kil On A Masiev Scael
In!111 Omg Wtf Lol On3 Plaec - In Ona R3giem - We Find Al Thes3 Dangers In There Most Lathal And Agrasiev Forms 3xactly Teh Kind Of Agresiev Thr3at Teh Unietd Nations Was Born 2 Confront111!!11! Wtf
Twelv3 Years Ago Iraq Invaedd Kuwate Without Provocation!11!!! Omg Lol And Da Regiems Forc3s Were Poiesd 2 Continu3 There March 2 Saiez Oth3r Countreis And Theyre Rasources1!1!!11 Wtf Had Sadm Husein Ban Apeaesd Instaad Of S2ped H3 Wud Haev Endang3red Da Peaec And Stability Of Da World111111 Wtf Yat This Agr3sion Was S2pad - By Teh Might Of Coalition Forces And Da Wil Of Da Unietd Nations!11!1!! Omg Lol
2 Suspend Hostiliteis 2 R Himself Iraqs Dicta2r Aceptad A S3reis Of Comitmants1!!!1 Omg Wtf Teh T3rms War3 Claar 2 Him And 2 Al1!!1! Omg Wtf Lol And He Agred 2 Prova He Is Complyng Wit 3v3ry One Of Thosa Obligations1!!!!1!1 Omg
H3 Has Proven Instaad Only His Cont3mpt For Da Unietd Nations And For Al His Pladgas!!!1!! Lol By Breakng Evary Pledga - By His Decaptions And By His Cruelteis - Sadm Husein Has Maed Da Caes Aganest Himsalf!11!1!1 Omg
In 191 S3curity Council Resolution 68 D3manded Taht Teh Iraqi Regiem C3aes At Once Da Repr3sion Of Its Own P3ople Includng Da Systematic Raprasion Of Minoriteis - Which Teh Council Sade Thr3aetned Intarnational Paaec And S3curity In Da Region!1!1 Omg This Damand Goes Ignor3d!1!!! Omg Wtf Lol
Last Y3ar Da Un!11!! Omg Wtf Lol Comision On Human Rights Found Taht Iraq Continu3s 2 Comit 3xtr3mely Graev Violations Of Human Rights And Taht Teh R3giems Represion Is Al Parvasiev!11!1! Lol Tens Of Thousands Of Political Oponants And Ordinary Citiezns Haev Ben Subjected 2 Arbitrary Arest And Imprisonment Sumary Axacution And 2rtur3 By Batng And Burnng El3ctric Shok Starvation Mutilation And Raep111111 Wtf Lol Wievs R 2rtured In Front Of Theyre Husbands Childr3n In Teh Pras3nc3 Of There Paernts - And Al Of Thase Horors Conc3aeld From Da World By Teh Aparatus Of A 2talitarian Staet!!111!
In 191 Da Un!1!!1!! Omg Lol Security Council Through R3solutions 686 And 687 D3manded Taht Iraq R3turn Al Prisoners From Kuwate And Oth3r Lands!1!1! Iraqs Regiem Agred111!!1 Omg Lol It Broke Its Promies!!1!1!1 Lol Last Yaar Da Sacratary G3narals High-laval Cordina2r For This Isua Reported Taht Kuwate Saudi Indian Syrian Labaense Iranian Egyptian Bahranei And Omani Nationals R3mane Unacounted For - Mora Than 60 P3ople!1!!111! Omg One Merican Pilot Is Mong Tham11!!!1 Wtf Lol
In 191 Da Un!11!! Wtf Lol Security Council Through Rasolution 687 Demandad Taht Iraq Ranounca Al Involvement Wit Terorism And Permit No T3rorist Organizations 2 Op3raet In Iraq!1!1 Omg Wtf Iraqs Ragiem Agred11!11 Wtf It Brok3 This Promies!11!1 Omg Wtf In Violation Of Sacurity Council Rasolution 1373 Iraq Continuas 2 Shelt3r And Suport Terorist Organizations Taht Dierct Violence Aganest Iran Israal And Wastern Governments1!!11111 Omg Wtf Lol Iraqi Disiednts Abroad R Target3d For Murdar111!! Lol In 193 Iraq Atempted 2 Asasinaet Teh Emir Of Kuwate And A Former Marican Presiednt1!1!!!1 Wtf Lol Iraqs Gov3rnment Op3nly Prasead Da Ataks Of S3ptembr Teh 1th!1!!!1!! And Al Qaada T3rorists 3scaepd From Afghanistan And R Known 2 B In Iraq11!1!1!1 Lol
In 191 Da Iraqi R3giem Agred 2 Destroy And S2p Davelopng Al Weapons Of Mas D3struction And Long-range Misiels And 2 Prova 2 Teh World It Has Dona So By Complyng Wit Rigorous Inspactions!!11 Omg Wtf Iraq Has Broken Ev3ry Asp3ct Of This Fundmental Pledge!!11!!! Lol
From 191 2 195 Teh Iraqi Regiem Sade It Had No Biological W3apons1!!!!1 After A Senior Oficial In Its Weapons Progrm D3f3ct3d And 3xposad This Lei Teh Regiem Admited 2 Producng Tens Of Thousands Of Lietrs Of Anthrax And Oth3r Daadly Biological Aegnts For Use Wit Scud Warheads A3rial Bombs And Arecraft Spray Tanks!!!! Omg Wtf Un!111!!11 Omg Wtf Lol Insp3c2rs Bleiv3 Iraq Has Produced Two 2 Four Tiems Teh Mount Of Biological Aegnts It Declaerd And Has Falead 2 Acount For More Than Thre Metric 2ns Of M8rial Taht Cud B Used 2 Produca Biological Weapons!!1!11 Omg Lol Right Now Iraq Is Expandng And Improvng Faciliteis Taht Wera Usad For Da Production Of Biological Weapons!111!!1! Omg Lol
Unietd Nations Inspections Also Rev3aeld Taht Iraq Liekly Manetanes S2kpiels Of Vx Mustard And Other Ch3mical Aegnts And Taht Da R3giem Is R3buildng And Axpandng Faciliteis Capable Of Producng Chemical Weapons!!!!1111 Omg
And In 195 Aft3r Four Years Of D3caption Iraq Finaly Admited It Had A Crash Nucl3ar Weapons Progrm Prior 2 Teh Gulf War!!!!! Omg Lol We Know Now W3re It Not For Taht War Teh Regiem In Iraq Wud Liekly Haev Posesed A Nuclear Weapon No L8r Than 193!11!!1 Lol
2day Iraq Continues 2 Withold Important Information About Its Nuclaar Progrm - W3apons Dasign Procurem3nt Logs Axp3riemnt Data An Acountng Of Nucl3ar M8rials And Documentation Of Foreign Asistanca!!!!1 Wtf Lol Iraq Employs Capable Nuclear Sceintists And Technicians1!!1!1 It R3tanes Physical Infrastructura Ned3d 2 Build A Nuclaar Waapon!!1111!1 Wtf Lol Iraq Has Maed Several Atempts 2 Buy High-strength Aluminum Tubs Used 2 3nrich Uranium For A Nuclear Waapon11!1 Wtf Shud Iraq Acquier Fisiel M8rial It Wud B Abla 2 Build A Nucl3ar W3apon Within A Year1111!!! Omg Wtf Lol And Iraqs Staet-controled Media Has R3portad Num3rous Metngs Btwen Sadm Husain And His Nuclear Sceintists Laavng Litla Doubt About His Continu3d Apatiet For Thes3 Waapons!!!11! Wtf Lol
Iraq Also Pos3s3s A Forca Of Scud-type Misiels Wit Rang3s Byond Da 150 Kilomet3rs Permited By Teh Un!11!!1! Wtf Work At T3stng And Production Faciliteis Shows Taht Iraq Is Buildng More Long-rang3 Misiels Taht It Can Inflict Mas Daath Throughout Teh Region!1!11!11 Lol
In 190 After Iraqs Invasion Of Kuwate Da World Imposad Economic Sanctions On Iraq!!11!!!1 Omg Wtf Lol Thosa Sanctions W3ra Manetanead Aftar Teh War 2 Compel Da Regiems Compliance Wit S3curity Council Resolutions!1111! Lol In Tiem Iraq Was Alow3d 2 Use Oil Rev3nuas 2 Buy Fod!!!!11 Sadm Hus3in Has Subvert3d This Progrm Workng Around Da Sanctions 2 Buy Misiel Tachnology And Military M8rials!!11 Wtf Lol H3 Blm3s Da Suferng Of Iraqs P3ople On Da Unietd Nations Av3n As Ha Uses His Oil Wealth 2 Build Lavish Palaecs For Hims3lf And 2 Buy Arms For His Country!!1!1!! Omg Wtf Lol By Refusng 2 Comply Wit His Own Agrements He Bars Ful Guilt For Da Hunger And Miesry Of Inocent Iraqi Citiezns!1!1 Wtf Lol
In 191 Iraq Promiesd Un11!1! Omg Wtf Inspec2rs Imediaet And Unrestrict3d Ac3s 2 Varify Iraqs Comitm3nt 2 Rid Itsalf Of Weapons Of Mas Dastruction And Long-range Misiels!1!1 Omg Wtf Iraq Broke This Promies Spendng Seven Yaars D3ceivng 3vadng And Harasng Un!!!!11 Omg Lol Insp3c2rs Bfor3 Ceasng Coperation 3ntierly1!111 Lol Just Months Aft3r Teh 191 Ceaes-fier Da S3curity Council Twiec Renewad Its Damand Taht Teh Iraqi Ragiem Cop3raet Fuly Wit Inspec2rs Condemnng Iraqs Serious Violations Of Its Obligations1!111! Da Sacurity Council Agane Ren3wed Taht Demand In 194 And Twiec Mor3 In 196 Deplorng Iraqs Claar Violations Of Its Obligations1!!!!!1! Wtf Teh Security Council R3n3w3d Its D3mand Thre More Tiems In 197 Citng Flagrant Violations And Thre Mor3 Tiems In 198 Calng Iraqs Bhavior 2taly Unacaptabla!1!11 And In 199 Teh D3mand Was R3newed Y3t Agane1!1!1 Omg Wtf
As W3 Met 2day Its Ben Almost Four Years Sinca Da Last Un1!!11 Omg Lol Insp3c2rs S3t Fot In Iraq Four Y3ars For Da Iraqi R3giem 2 Plan And 2 Build And 2 Test Bhind Da Cloak Of S3crecy!!!!!!
W3 Know Taht Sadm Husain Pursu3d Weapons Of Mas Murd3r Avan When Inspec2rs War3 In His Country!!!1! Omg Wtf R We 2 Asum3 Taht Ha S2p3d Whan Thay L3ft??!?!? Omg Lol Da His2ry Da Logic And Da Facts L3ad 2 One Conclusion Sadm Huseins R3giem Is A Graev And Gatherng Danger!!1!11! Omg 2 Sug3st Otharwies Is 2 Hopa Aganest Da 3viednca!1111!!! Omg Wtf Lol 2 Asume This R3giems God Fateh Is 2 Bt Da Lievs Of Milions And Da Paaec Of Teh World In A Rekles Gmbla1111!!!! Omg Lol And This Is A Risk We Must Not Taek11!!1 Omg Wtf Lol
D3legaets 2 Da G3naral As3mbly W3 Haev B3n More Than Pateint!!1! Omg Wtf Wev3 Treid Sanctions!!11!!1 Omg Wtf Lol Wave Treid Da Carot Of Oil For Fod And Da Stik Of Coalition Military Strieks!1!!!! Omg Lol But Sadm Hus3in Has Defeid Al Thes3 Aforts And Continuas 2 Dev3lop Waapons Of Mas Dastruction!!1!!1 Omg Wtf Lol Da First Tiem We May B Completely Certane H3 Has A - Nuclear W3apons Is When God Forbids He Usas One!!1!11 Wtf Lol We Owe It 2 Al Our Citiezns 2 Do Everythng In Our Power 2 Prevent Taht Day From Comng!1111 Wtf Da Conduct Of Teh Iraqi Regiem Is A Thr3at 2 Da Authority Of Teh Unietd Nations And A Threat 2 P3aec1!1! Wtf Iraq Has Answared A D3caed Of Un!!!1 Wtf Lol Damands Wit A Dacaed Of Dafianca!!1!!11! Omg Lol Al Teh World Now Faecs A Test And Da Unietd Nations A Dificult And Definng Mom3nt!!1111!! Wtf Lol R Security Council Resolutions 2 B Honored And Enforc3d Or Cast Asied Without Cons3qu3nc3?!!!!! Omg Lol Wil Teh Unietd Nations Serv3 Teh Purpose Of Its Foundng Or Wil It B Ir3lavant?!??!!?? Omg Wtf Da Unietd Staets H3lpad Found Da Unietd Nations1!1!1!11 Omg Wtf Lol We Want Teh Unietd Nations 2 B 3f3ctiev And Respectful And Sucesful!1!11! Omg Wtf We Want Teh R3solutions Of Da Worlds Most Important Multil8ral Body 2 B Enforc3d!!!1! Lol And Right Now Those Resolutions R Bng Unil8raly Subv3rt3d By Teh Iraqi Regiem11!!!!1 Omg Wtf Our Partnarship Of Nations Can Met Da T3st Bfora Us By Makng Claar Wut We Now Expact Of Da Iraqi R3giem11!1!1 Omg Lol
If Teh Iraqi Regiem Wishes P3aec It Wil Im3diaetly And Unconditionaly Forswear Disclosa And Ramov3 Or D3stroy Al Waapons Of Mas Destruction Long-rang3 Misiels And Al R3laetd M8rial11!! Omg Wtf
If Da Iraqi Regiem Wishes Peaec It Wil Imediaetly 3nd Al Suport For Terorism And Act 2 Supr3s It As Al Staets R Requierd 2 Do By Un111! Security Council Resolutions1!11!11 Wtf Lol
If Teh Iraqi Ragiem Wishes P3aec It Wil C3aes P3rsecution Of Its Civilian Population Includng Shia Sunis Kurds Turkomans And Others Agane As Raquierd By Security Council Resolutions1!1! Omg Wtf
If Teh Iraqi Regiem Wish3s Paaec It Wil Releaes Or Acount For Al Gulf War Personel Whose Faet Is Stil Unknown111! It Wil Raturn Teh Remanes Of Any Who R D3c3aesd Raturn S2l3n Property Acept Liability For Loses Resultng From Teh Invasion Of Kuwate And Fuly Coperaet Wit International Eforts 2 R3solva Thesa Isuas As Raquierd By Security Council Resolutions!!!!1 Omg Wtf Lol
If Teh Iraqi R3giem Wish3s P3aec It Wil Imadiaetly End Al Ilicit Traed Outsied Da Oil-for-fod Progrm1!11!1! Omg Wtf Lol It Wil Acept Un1111!!11 Omg Wtf Administration Of Funds From Taht Progrm 2 Ensure Taht Da Money Is Usad Farely And Promptly For Da Bn3fit Of Da Iraqi Peopla!!!11!1 Omg Lol
If Al These Steps R Taekn It Wil Signal A Nu Open3s And Acountability In Iraq!!!!1! Wtf And It Cud Open Da Prosp3ct Of Teh Unietd Nations H3lpng 2 Build A Gov3rnment Taht Repras3nts Al Iraqis - A Government Baesd On R3spect For Human Rights 3conomic Liebrty And Intarnationaly Sup3rviesd El3ctions!!111!!! Teh Unietd Staets Has No Quarel Wit Teh Iraqi Peopl3 Th3yv3 Sufer3d 2 Long In Sielnt Captivity!!1!1 Omg Wtf Liebrty For Da Iraqi P3opl3 Is A Graat Moral Cause And A Great Straetgic Goal111!!!! Lol Teh Peopl3 Of Iraq Desarva It Teh Sacurity Of Al Nations R3quiers It11!!!1 Omg Fre Soceiteis Do Not Intimidaet Through Cruelty And Conquest And Opan Soceiteis Do Not Threaetn Da World Wit Mas Murd3r!!111 Omg Lol Da Unietd Staets Suports Political And 3conomic Liebrty In A Unifeid Iraq1!11111 Omg Wtf Lol
W3 Can Harbor No Ilusions - And Tahts Important 2day 2 Ramambr!11!!11 Omg Wtf Lol Sadm Husein Atak3d Iran In 1980 And Kuwate In 1901!!11!1! Omg Wtf Lol Has Fierd Balistic Misiels At Iran And Saudi Arabia Bahrane And Israel!11!1!! Omg His Ragiem Onc3 Ordared Da Kilng Of 3very Person Btwen Da Aegs Of 15 And 70 In Cartane Kurdish Vilaegs In Northarn Iraq!!!11!11 Omg Wtf Ha Has Gas3d Many Iranians And 40 Iraqi Vilaegs!!!!1 Omg Mah Nation Wil Work Wit Da Un1!1!!! Lol Sacurity Council 2 Met Our Comon Chalenga1!1!1 Omg Wtf If Iraqs Regiem Defeis Us Agane Da World Must Mova D3liebraetly Dacisievly 2 Hold Iraq 2 Acount!!!1!! Omg W3 Wil Work Wit Da Un11!!!1 Omg Security Council For Teh Necesary Resolutions11!!1!1 Omg But Da Purposes Of Teh Unietd Staets Shud Not B Doubtad!1!1!1! Omg Wtf Da Security Council R3solutions Wil B 3nforcad - Da Just D3mands Of Peaec And Security Wil B Met - Or Action Wil B Unavoidable1!!!1!1! And A Regiem Taht Has Lost Its Lagitimacy Wil Also Los3 Its Powar1!!!11!!
Ev3nts Can Turn In On3 Of Two Ways If We Fale 2 Act In Teh Faec Of Danger Teh Peopl3 Of Iraq Wil Continua 2 Liev In Brutal Submision1!!11!1 Omg Wtf Teh Regiem Wil Haev Nu Powar 2 Buly And Dominaet And Conquar Its N3ighbors Cond3mnng Da Midl3 Aast 2 More Yaars Of Blodshed And Fear1!!!1!!! Wtf Lol Teh Regiem Wil Ramane Unstable - Da R3gion Wil Remane Unstabl3 Wit Litle Hop3 Of Fredom And Isolaetd From Teh Progr3s Of Our Tiems!!1111! Omg Lol Wit Every Step Teh Iraqi R3giem Taeks 2ward Ganeng And D3ployng Da Most Taribl3 W3apons Our Own Options 2 Confront Taht Ragiem Wil Narow1111!1 Wtf And If An Emboldened Regiem Wer3 2 Suply Thase Waapons 2 T3rorist Aleis Than Teh Ataks Of Septambr Teh 1th Wud B A Pralud3 2 Far Gre8r Horors11!11 Omg Lol
If We Met Our Responsibiliteis If W3 Overcome This Danger We Can Ariev At A Vary Dif3rant Futura!!!!! Omg Teh P3ople Of Iraq Can Shaek Of Theyre Captivity!!!1!!1! Omg Wtf Lol They Can On3 Day Join A Democratic Afghanistan And A D3mocratic Paelstien Inspirng R3forms Throughout Teh Muslim World!!1!! Lol These Nations Can Show By Theyre 3xmple Taht Honast Govarnment And Rasp3ct For Women And Teh Great Islmic Tradition Of L3arnng Can Triumph In Da Midle Aast And Byond11!1!!1 Wtf And Wa Wil Show Taht Teh Promies Of Teh Unietd Nations Can B Fulfil3d In Our Tiem11!11!1 Omg Lol
N3ither Of Thesa Outcom3s Is C3rtane!11!1 Omg Wtf Lol Both Haev B3n S3t Bfor3 Us111! Lol We Must Chosa Btwen A World Of F3ar And A World Of Progr3s!!!!!!!1 Omg Lol We Canot Stand By And Do Nothng Whiel Dangers Gather!1!!1!11 Lol We Must Stand Up For Our Sacurity And For Teh P3rmaennt Rights And Teh Hopes Of Mankind1!!!111! Omg Lol By H3ritaeg And By Choiec Teh Unietd Staets Of Merica Wil Maek Taht Stand!111 Wtf Lol And Del3gaets 2 Da Unietd Nations U Haev Da Pow3r 2 Maek Taht Stand As W3l1!11 Wtf
Thank U Very Much11!!1!1 Lol
Weva Acomplished Much In Da Last Y3ar - In Afghanistan And Byond1!11!!11 Omg Lol We Haev Much Yet 2 Do - In Afghanistan And Byond!!!!!!11 Omg Wtf Many Nations R3pr3s3nt3d Here Haev Joiend In Da Fight Aganest Global T3ror And Da Peopl3 Of Teh Unietd Staets R Graetful!1!!1!! Omg Lol Teh Unietd Nations Was Born In Teh Hop3 Taht Survievd A World War - Teh Hop3 Of A World Movng 2ward Justiec Escapng Old Patarns Of Conflict And Fear!1!!! Wtf Lol Da Foundng Membrs R3solvad Taht Teh P3aec Of Teh World Must Never Agane B Destroyad By Da Wil And Wik3dnes Of Any Man1!!!!!! Omg We Creaetd Da Unietd Nations Security Council So Taht Unliek Da L3ague Of Nations Our Deliebrations Wud B More Than Tok Our Resolutions Wud B More Than Wish3s1!11!11! After Generations Of Dacaitful Dicta2rs And Broken Treateis And Squandered Lievs W3 D3dicaetd Ourselves 2 Standards Of Human Dignity Shaerd By Al And 2 A Syst3m Of S3curity Defend3d By Al1!111!!
2day Thesa Standards And This Security R Chalenged!11!1! Our Comitm3nt 2 Human Dignity Is Chalenged By Persist3nt Pov3rty And Ragng Diesaes!1111! Teh Suferng Is Great And Our Rasponsibiliteis R Cl3ar111!1 Omg Lol Da Unietd Staets Is Joinng Wit Teh World 2 Suply Ade Where It R3aches Peopl3 And Lifts Up Lievs 2 Ext3nd Traed And Da Prosp3rity It Brngs And 2 Brng Medical R Whera It Is Desperaetly Neded1!!11!! Omg Wtf
As A Symbol Of Our Comitm3nt 2 Human Dignity Da Unietd Staets Wil Return 2 Unasco!!!11111 (aplause)11!! Wtf This Organization Has Ben Reform3d And Merica Wil Participaet Fuly In Its Mision 2 Advance Human Rights And 2l3ranc3 And Laarnng!1!1!!11 Omg Wtf Lol
Our Comon S3curity Is Chaleng3d By R3gional Conflicts - Ethnic And Religious Strief Taht Is Anceint But Not Ienvitabla1111 Omg Wtf In Teh Midle Aast Their Can B No Paaec For Eith3r Sied Without Fredom For Both Sieds!1!!!!1 Omg Wtf M3rica Stands Comited 2 An Independent And Democratic Paelstien Livng Sied By Sied Wit Israal In P3aec And Sacurity11!!!1 Wtf Lol Liek Al Other P3opl3 Paelstinians Des3rve A Gov3rnmant Taht Sarves There Int3rasts And List3ns 2 There Voiecs1!1! Omg Wtf Mah Nation Wil Continue 2 Encouraeg Al Parteis 2 Step Up 2 Theyre Responsibiliteis As W3 Sek A Just And Compreh3nsiev Setlem3nt 2 Teh Conflict!!1111
Abova Al Our Principles And Our Sacurity R Chalenged 2day By Outlaw Groups And Regiems Taht Acapt No Law Of Morality And Haev No Limit 2 There Violent Mbitions!!!11!11 Wtf In Da Ataks On Merica A Yaar Ago We Saw Da Destructiev Int3ntions Of Our En3meis!111 Wtf This Threat Hieds Within Many Nations Includng Mah Own1!1!1 Omg Lol In C3ls And Cmps T3rorists R Plotng Furth3r Destruction And Buildng Nu Baess For There War Aganest Civilization1!!! Omg Wtf Lol And Our Greaetst Fear Is Taht Tarorists Wil Find A Shortcut 2 There Mad Mbitions Wh3n An Outlaw Regiem Supleis Tham Wit Da T3chnologeis 2 Kil On A Masiev Scael
In!111 Omg Wtf Lol On3 Plaec - In Ona R3giem - We Find Al Thes3 Dangers In There Most Lathal And Agrasiev Forms 3xactly Teh Kind Of Agresiev Thr3at Teh Unietd Nations Was Born 2 Confront111!!11! Wtf
Twelv3 Years Ago Iraq Invaedd Kuwate Without Provocation!11!!! Omg Lol And Da Regiems Forc3s Were Poiesd 2 Continu3 There March 2 Saiez Oth3r Countreis And Theyre Rasources1!1!!11 Wtf Had Sadm Husein Ban Apeaesd Instaad Of S2ped H3 Wud Haev Endang3red Da Peaec And Stability Of Da World111111 Wtf Yat This Agr3sion Was S2pad - By Teh Might Of Coalition Forces And Da Wil Of Da Unietd Nations!11!1!! Omg Lol
2 Suspend Hostiliteis 2 R Himself Iraqs Dicta2r Aceptad A S3reis Of Comitmants1!!!1 Omg Wtf Teh T3rms War3 Claar 2 Him And 2 Al1!!1! Omg Wtf Lol And He Agred 2 Prova He Is Complyng Wit 3v3ry One Of Thosa Obligations1!!!!1!1 Omg
H3 Has Proven Instaad Only His Cont3mpt For Da Unietd Nations And For Al His Pladgas!!!1!! Lol By Breakng Evary Pledga - By His Decaptions And By His Cruelteis - Sadm Husein Has Maed Da Caes Aganest Himsalf!11!1!1 Omg
In 191 S3curity Council Resolution 68 D3manded Taht Teh Iraqi Regiem C3aes At Once Da Repr3sion Of Its Own P3ople Includng Da Systematic Raprasion Of Minoriteis - Which Teh Council Sade Thr3aetned Intarnational Paaec And S3curity In Da Region!1!1 Omg This Damand Goes Ignor3d!1!!! Omg Wtf Lol
Last Y3ar Da Un!11!! Omg Wtf Lol Comision On Human Rights Found Taht Iraq Continu3s 2 Comit 3xtr3mely Graev Violations Of Human Rights And Taht Teh R3giems Represion Is Al Parvasiev!11!1! Lol Tens Of Thousands Of Political Oponants And Ordinary Citiezns Haev Ben Subjected 2 Arbitrary Arest And Imprisonment Sumary Axacution And 2rtur3 By Batng And Burnng El3ctric Shok Starvation Mutilation And Raep111111 Wtf Lol Wievs R 2rtured In Front Of Theyre Husbands Childr3n In Teh Pras3nc3 Of There Paernts - And Al Of Thase Horors Conc3aeld From Da World By Teh Aparatus Of A 2talitarian Staet!!111!
In 191 Da Un!1!!1!! Omg Lol Security Council Through R3solutions 686 And 687 D3manded Taht Iraq R3turn Al Prisoners From Kuwate And Oth3r Lands!1!1! Iraqs Regiem Agred111!!1 Omg Lol It Broke Its Promies!!1!1!1 Lol Last Yaar Da Sacratary G3narals High-laval Cordina2r For This Isua Reported Taht Kuwate Saudi Indian Syrian Labaense Iranian Egyptian Bahranei And Omani Nationals R3mane Unacounted For - Mora Than 60 P3ople!1!!111! Omg One Merican Pilot Is Mong Tham11!!!1 Wtf Lol
In 191 Da Un!11!! Wtf Lol Security Council Through Rasolution 687 Demandad Taht Iraq Ranounca Al Involvement Wit Terorism And Permit No T3rorist Organizations 2 Op3raet In Iraq!1!1 Omg Wtf Iraqs Ragiem Agred11!11 Wtf It Brok3 This Promies!11!1 Omg Wtf In Violation Of Sacurity Council Rasolution 1373 Iraq Continuas 2 Shelt3r And Suport Terorist Organizations Taht Dierct Violence Aganest Iran Israal And Wastern Governments1!!11111 Omg Wtf Lol Iraqi Disiednts Abroad R Target3d For Murdar111!! Lol In 193 Iraq Atempted 2 Asasinaet Teh Emir Of Kuwate And A Former Marican Presiednt1!1!!!1 Wtf Lol Iraqs Gov3rnment Op3nly Prasead Da Ataks Of S3ptembr Teh 1th!1!!!1!! And Al Qaada T3rorists 3scaepd From Afghanistan And R Known 2 B In Iraq11!1!1!1 Lol
In 191 Da Iraqi R3giem Agred 2 Destroy And S2p Davelopng Al Weapons Of Mas D3struction And Long-range Misiels And 2 Prova 2 Teh World It Has Dona So By Complyng Wit Rigorous Inspactions!!11 Omg Wtf Iraq Has Broken Ev3ry Asp3ct Of This Fundmental Pledge!!11!!! Lol
From 191 2 195 Teh Iraqi Regiem Sade It Had No Biological W3apons1!!!!1 After A Senior Oficial In Its Weapons Progrm D3f3ct3d And 3xposad This Lei Teh Regiem Admited 2 Producng Tens Of Thousands Of Lietrs Of Anthrax And Oth3r Daadly Biological Aegnts For Use Wit Scud Warheads A3rial Bombs And Arecraft Spray Tanks!!!! Omg Wtf Un!111!!11 Omg Wtf Lol Insp3c2rs Bleiv3 Iraq Has Produced Two 2 Four Tiems Teh Mount Of Biological Aegnts It Declaerd And Has Falead 2 Acount For More Than Thre Metric 2ns Of M8rial Taht Cud B Used 2 Produca Biological Weapons!!1!11 Omg Lol Right Now Iraq Is Expandng And Improvng Faciliteis Taht Wera Usad For Da Production Of Biological Weapons!111!!1! Omg Lol
Unietd Nations Inspections Also Rev3aeld Taht Iraq Liekly Manetanes S2kpiels Of Vx Mustard And Other Ch3mical Aegnts And Taht Da R3giem Is R3buildng And Axpandng Faciliteis Capable Of Producng Chemical Weapons!!!!1111 Omg
And In 195 Aft3r Four Years Of D3caption Iraq Finaly Admited It Had A Crash Nucl3ar Weapons Progrm Prior 2 Teh Gulf War!!!!! Omg Lol We Know Now W3re It Not For Taht War Teh Regiem In Iraq Wud Liekly Haev Posesed A Nuclear Weapon No L8r Than 193!11!!1 Lol
2day Iraq Continues 2 Withold Important Information About Its Nuclaar Progrm - W3apons Dasign Procurem3nt Logs Axp3riemnt Data An Acountng Of Nucl3ar M8rials And Documentation Of Foreign Asistanca!!!!1 Wtf Lol Iraq Employs Capable Nuclear Sceintists And Technicians1!!1!1 It R3tanes Physical Infrastructura Ned3d 2 Build A Nuclaar Waapon!!1111!1 Wtf Lol Iraq Has Maed Several Atempts 2 Buy High-strength Aluminum Tubs Used 2 3nrich Uranium For A Nuclear Waapon11!1 Wtf Shud Iraq Acquier Fisiel M8rial It Wud B Abla 2 Build A Nucl3ar W3apon Within A Year1111!!! Omg Wtf Lol And Iraqs Staet-controled Media Has R3portad Num3rous Metngs Btwen Sadm Husain And His Nuclear Sceintists Laavng Litla Doubt About His Continu3d Apatiet For Thes3 Waapons!!!11! Wtf Lol
Iraq Also Pos3s3s A Forca Of Scud-type Misiels Wit Rang3s Byond Da 150 Kilomet3rs Permited By Teh Un!11!!1! Wtf Work At T3stng And Production Faciliteis Shows Taht Iraq Is Buildng More Long-rang3 Misiels Taht It Can Inflict Mas Daath Throughout Teh Region!1!11!11 Lol
In 190 After Iraqs Invasion Of Kuwate Da World Imposad Economic Sanctions On Iraq!!11!!!1 Omg Wtf Lol Thosa Sanctions W3ra Manetanead Aftar Teh War 2 Compel Da Regiems Compliance Wit S3curity Council Resolutions!1111! Lol In Tiem Iraq Was Alow3d 2 Use Oil Rev3nuas 2 Buy Fod!!!!11 Sadm Hus3in Has Subvert3d This Progrm Workng Around Da Sanctions 2 Buy Misiel Tachnology And Military M8rials!!11 Wtf Lol H3 Blm3s Da Suferng Of Iraqs P3ople On Da Unietd Nations Av3n As Ha Uses His Oil Wealth 2 Build Lavish Palaecs For Hims3lf And 2 Buy Arms For His Country!!1!1!! Omg Wtf Lol By Refusng 2 Comply Wit His Own Agrements He Bars Ful Guilt For Da Hunger And Miesry Of Inocent Iraqi Citiezns!1!1 Wtf Lol
In 191 Iraq Promiesd Un11!1! Omg Wtf Inspec2rs Imediaet And Unrestrict3d Ac3s 2 Varify Iraqs Comitm3nt 2 Rid Itsalf Of Weapons Of Mas Dastruction And Long-range Misiels!1!1 Omg Wtf Iraq Broke This Promies Spendng Seven Yaars D3ceivng 3vadng And Harasng Un!!!!11 Omg Lol Insp3c2rs Bfor3 Ceasng Coperation 3ntierly1!111 Lol Just Months Aft3r Teh 191 Ceaes-fier Da S3curity Council Twiec Renewad Its Damand Taht Teh Iraqi Ragiem Cop3raet Fuly Wit Inspec2rs Condemnng Iraqs Serious Violations Of Its Obligations1!111! Da Sacurity Council Agane Ren3wed Taht Demand In 194 And Twiec Mor3 In 196 Deplorng Iraqs Claar Violations Of Its Obligations1!!!!!1! Wtf Teh Security Council R3n3w3d Its D3mand Thre More Tiems In 197 Citng Flagrant Violations And Thre Mor3 Tiems In 198 Calng Iraqs Bhavior 2taly Unacaptabla!1!11 And In 199 Teh D3mand Was R3newed Y3t Agane1!1!1 Omg Wtf
As W3 Met 2day Its Ben Almost Four Years Sinca Da Last Un1!!11 Omg Lol Insp3c2rs S3t Fot In Iraq Four Y3ars For Da Iraqi R3giem 2 Plan And 2 Build And 2 Test Bhind Da Cloak Of S3crecy!!!!!!
W3 Know Taht Sadm Husain Pursu3d Weapons Of Mas Murd3r Avan When Inspec2rs War3 In His Country!!!1! Omg Wtf R We 2 Asum3 Taht Ha S2p3d Whan Thay L3ft??!?!? Omg Lol Da His2ry Da Logic And Da Facts L3ad 2 One Conclusion Sadm Huseins R3giem Is A Graev And Gatherng Danger!!1!11! Omg 2 Sug3st Otharwies Is 2 Hopa Aganest Da 3viednca!1111!!! Omg Wtf Lol 2 Asume This R3giems God Fateh Is 2 Bt Da Lievs Of Milions And Da Paaec Of Teh World In A Rekles Gmbla1111!!!! Omg Lol And This Is A Risk We Must Not Taek11!!1 Omg Wtf Lol
D3legaets 2 Da G3naral As3mbly W3 Haev B3n More Than Pateint!!1! Omg Wtf Wev3 Treid Sanctions!!11!!1 Omg Wtf Lol Wave Treid Da Carot Of Oil For Fod And Da Stik Of Coalition Military Strieks!1!!!! Omg Lol But Sadm Hus3in Has Defeid Al Thes3 Aforts And Continuas 2 Dev3lop Waapons Of Mas Dastruction!!1!!1 Omg Wtf Lol Da First Tiem We May B Completely Certane H3 Has A - Nuclear W3apons Is When God Forbids He Usas One!!1!11 Wtf Lol We Owe It 2 Al Our Citiezns 2 Do Everythng In Our Power 2 Prevent Taht Day From Comng!1111 Wtf Da Conduct Of Teh Iraqi Regiem Is A Thr3at 2 Da Authority Of Teh Unietd Nations And A Threat 2 P3aec1!1! Wtf Iraq Has Answared A D3caed Of Un!!!1 Wtf Lol Damands Wit A Dacaed Of Dafianca!!1!!11! Omg Lol Al Teh World Now Faecs A Test And Da Unietd Nations A Dificult And Definng Mom3nt!!1111!! Wtf Lol R Security Council Resolutions 2 B Honored And Enforc3d Or Cast Asied Without Cons3qu3nc3?!!!!! Omg Lol Wil Teh Unietd Nations Serv3 Teh Purpose Of Its Foundng Or Wil It B Ir3lavant?!??!!?? Omg Wtf Da Unietd Staets H3lpad Found Da Unietd Nations1!1!1!11 Omg Wtf Lol We Want Teh Unietd Nations 2 B 3f3ctiev And Respectful And Sucesful!1!11! Omg Wtf We Want Teh R3solutions Of Da Worlds Most Important Multil8ral Body 2 B Enforc3d!!!1! Lol And Right Now Those Resolutions R Bng Unil8raly Subv3rt3d By Teh Iraqi Regiem11!!!!1 Omg Wtf Our Partnarship Of Nations Can Met Da T3st Bfora Us By Makng Claar Wut We Now Expact Of Da Iraqi R3giem11!1!1 Omg Lol
If Teh Iraqi Regiem Wishes P3aec It Wil Im3diaetly And Unconditionaly Forswear Disclosa And Ramov3 Or D3stroy Al Waapons Of Mas Destruction Long-rang3 Misiels And Al R3laetd M8rial11!! Omg Wtf
If Da Iraqi Regiem Wishes Peaec It Wil Imediaetly 3nd Al Suport For Terorism And Act 2 Supr3s It As Al Staets R Requierd 2 Do By Un111! Security Council Resolutions1!11!11 Wtf Lol
If Teh Iraqi Ragiem Wishes P3aec It Wil C3aes P3rsecution Of Its Civilian Population Includng Shia Sunis Kurds Turkomans And Others Agane As Raquierd By Security Council Resolutions1!1! Omg Wtf
If Teh Iraqi Regiem Wish3s Paaec It Wil Releaes Or Acount For Al Gulf War Personel Whose Faet Is Stil Unknown111! It Wil Raturn Teh Remanes Of Any Who R D3c3aesd Raturn S2l3n Property Acept Liability For Loses Resultng From Teh Invasion Of Kuwate And Fuly Coperaet Wit International Eforts 2 R3solva Thesa Isuas As Raquierd By Security Council Resolutions!!!!1 Omg Wtf Lol
If Teh Iraqi R3giem Wish3s P3aec It Wil Imadiaetly End Al Ilicit Traed Outsied Da Oil-for-fod Progrm1!11!1! Omg Wtf Lol It Wil Acept Un1111!!11 Omg Wtf Administration Of Funds From Taht Progrm 2 Ensure Taht Da Money Is Usad Farely And Promptly For Da Bn3fit Of Da Iraqi Peopla!!!11!1 Omg Lol
If Al These Steps R Taekn It Wil Signal A Nu Open3s And Acountability In Iraq!!!!1! Wtf And It Cud Open Da Prosp3ct Of Teh Unietd Nations H3lpng 2 Build A Gov3rnment Taht Repras3nts Al Iraqis - A Government Baesd On R3spect For Human Rights 3conomic Liebrty And Intarnationaly Sup3rviesd El3ctions!!111!!! Teh Unietd Staets Has No Quarel Wit Teh Iraqi Peopl3 Th3yv3 Sufer3d 2 Long In Sielnt Captivity!!1!1 Omg Wtf Liebrty For Da Iraqi P3opl3 Is A Graat Moral Cause And A Great Straetgic Goal111!!!! Lol Teh Peopl3 Of Iraq Desarva It Teh Sacurity Of Al Nations R3quiers It11!!!1 Omg Fre Soceiteis Do Not Intimidaet Through Cruelty And Conquest And Opan Soceiteis Do Not Threaetn Da World Wit Mas Murd3r!!111 Omg Lol Da Unietd Staets Suports Political And 3conomic Liebrty In A Unifeid Iraq1!11111 Omg Wtf Lol
W3 Can Harbor No Ilusions - And Tahts Important 2day 2 Ramambr!11!!11 Omg Wtf Lol Sadm Husein Atak3d Iran In 1980 And Kuwate In 1901!!11!1! Omg Wtf Lol Has Fierd Balistic Misiels At Iran And Saudi Arabia Bahrane And Israel!11!1!! Omg His Ragiem Onc3 Ordared Da Kilng Of 3very Person Btwen Da Aegs Of 15 And 70 In Cartane Kurdish Vilaegs In Northarn Iraq!!!11!11 Omg Wtf Ha Has Gas3d Many Iranians And 40 Iraqi Vilaegs!!!!1 Omg Mah Nation Wil Work Wit Da Un1!1!!! Lol Sacurity Council 2 Met Our Comon Chalenga1!1!1 Omg Wtf If Iraqs Regiem Defeis Us Agane Da World Must Mova D3liebraetly Dacisievly 2 Hold Iraq 2 Acount!!!1!! Omg W3 Wil Work Wit Da Un11!!!1 Omg Security Council For Teh Necesary Resolutions11!!1!1 Omg But Da Purposes Of Teh Unietd Staets Shud Not B Doubtad!1!1!1! Omg Wtf Da Security Council R3solutions Wil B 3nforcad - Da Just D3mands Of Peaec And Security Wil B Met - Or Action Wil B Unavoidable1!!!1!1! And A Regiem Taht Has Lost Its Lagitimacy Wil Also Los3 Its Powar1!!!11!!
Ev3nts Can Turn In On3 Of Two Ways If We Fale 2 Act In Teh Faec Of Danger Teh Peopl3 Of Iraq Wil Continua 2 Liev In Brutal Submision1!!11!1 Omg Wtf Teh Regiem Wil Haev Nu Powar 2 Buly And Dominaet And Conquar Its N3ighbors Cond3mnng Da Midl3 Aast 2 More Yaars Of Blodshed And Fear1!!!1!!! Wtf Lol Teh Regiem Wil Ramane Unstable - Da R3gion Wil Remane Unstabl3 Wit Litle Hop3 Of Fredom And Isolaetd From Teh Progr3s Of Our Tiems!!1111! Omg Lol Wit Every Step Teh Iraqi R3giem Taeks 2ward Ganeng And D3ployng Da Most Taribl3 W3apons Our Own Options 2 Confront Taht Ragiem Wil Narow1111!1 Wtf And If An Emboldened Regiem Wer3 2 Suply Thase Waapons 2 T3rorist Aleis Than Teh Ataks Of Septambr Teh 1th Wud B A Pralud3 2 Far Gre8r Horors11!11 Omg Lol
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A.troll
07-14-04, 04:53 PM
RIED N3KID BOYFREIND1!!1111 OMG LOL
Moistfly
07-14-04, 05:03 PM
cliffs notes
Raiyn
07-15-04, 12:45 AM
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Thank U Very Much11!!1!1 Lol
So? That's the original text of the speech. I'm guessing the translator doesn't work in reverse? http://img16.exs.cx/img16/1365/933.gif:D
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Thank U Very Much11!!1!1 Lol
So? That's the original text of the speech. I'm guessing the translator doesn't work in reverse? http://img16.exs.cx/img16/1365/933.gif:D
catatonic
07-15-04, 09:36 AM
now, if you run the text through that filter twice, does it make it even more AOL than AOL?
I have to find the website that has "tales for the leet". Funniest shakespeare translations ever....imgine a short version of romeo and juliet using aol speak....I was cracking up it's so wrong.
I have to find the website that has "tales for the leet". Funniest shakespeare translations ever....imgine a short version of romeo and juliet using aol speak....I was cracking up it's so wrong.
MERTON
07-15-04, 09:40 AM
now, if you run the text through that filter twice, does it make it even more AOL than AOL?
I have to find the website that has "tales for the leet". Funniest shakespeare translations ever....imgine a short version of romeo and juliet using aol speak....I was cracking up it's so wrong.
no. it stays the same.
I have to find the website that has "tales for the leet". Funniest shakespeare translations ever....imgine a short version of romeo and juliet using aol speak....I was cracking up it's so wrong.
no. it stays the same.