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Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


Discuss.

Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


Discuss.

Many of them have some very nice frontal flotation devices too.

Many of them have some very nice frontal flotation devices too.

I concur.

My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


Discuss.

This is actually a hypothesis. Your next step in the scientific process is to design a study or experiment that proves/disproves your hypothesis.

I believe MV will volunteer to help collect the "data". :p

This is actually a hypothesis. Your next step in the scientific process is to design a study or experiment that proves/disproves your hypothesis.

I believe MV will volunteer to help collect the "data". :p

indeed....probably didn't really need to be said, as it is widely understood.

It's all about attracting the male of the species! (Like me)

I think we need a photo comparison.

I think we need a touchable comparisons.Fixed. ;) :thumb:

Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


Discuss.

It's a very elaborated theory, with plenty of causes. But is a reaction between road rage, heavy traffic, s****ty roads, hot weather and horny ppl.

Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


Discuss.

Your beer at lunch had already kicked in before this post,.....

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^^All true foo threads have implicit facepalms.

^^all true foo threads have implicit facepalms.

lol +1

^^All true foo threads have implicit facepalms.

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This thread had a predictable outcome. Bravo :roflmao2:

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It's a very elaborated theory, with plenty of causes. But is a reaction between road rage, heavy traffic, s****ty roads, hot weather and horny ppl.

The traffic was TERRIBLE. I had to go back and forth between San Juan and Fejardo several times. I was not very happy about it. It's good to be home where I have my own traffic problems.

Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


Discuss.

Wouldn't they just have exceptionally large feet?

so then why are asian people smaller, and generally not equipped with what the Puerto Rican's have?
bunch of typhoons and flooding there all the time.

so then why are asian people smaller, and generally not equipped with what the Puerto Rican's have?
bunch of typhoons and flooding there all the time.

not to mention the Kardashians,.......

Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


Discuss.

Not all of them have "very large booties" thats like saying "all white women have flat iron board asses." so if you're white, don't take offense.

I lived in PR for many years... The booties come from sitting in cars for innumerable hours in traffic jams eating fried food.... on the other hand I have some exceptionally beautiful PRican gf with all types of booties.

I always thought it was kind of cool how TLJ went to Harvard.

I lived in PR for many years... The booties come from sitting in cars for innumerable hours in traffic jams eating fried food.... on the other hand I have some exceptionally beautiful PRican gf with all types of booties.

So, where do the brazillians get their booties? :innocent:

Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.

You guys are missing the point. The evolution toward big booties was not to keep center of gravity low, it was to attract males from the mainland, thus getting the women off the island BEFORE the 'cane. :)

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Not all of them have "very large booties" thats like saying "all white women have flat iron board asses." so if you're white, don't take offense.
by definition then, I have a puerto rican booty. my euro-mutt background says no puerto ricans got in the mix, though. there aren't many typhoons in finland or the czech republic, for that matter...

evolutionary theory disproved?

by definition then, I have a puerto rican booty. my euro-mutt background says no puerto ricans got in the mix, though. there aren't many typhoons in finland or the czech republic, for that matter...

evolutionary theory disproved?

nah....every once in awhile, DNA just randomly changes.

nah....every once in awhile, DNA just randomly changes.Oh! thats how ALL MJ's kids ended up white? ;)

Oh! thats how ALL MJ's kids ended up white? ;)

riiiiiiigggghhht.:innocent:

for the record, I was nowhere near his ex.

by definition then, I have a puerto rican booty.



Arty got back?

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Pics or it didn't happen


Someone had to say it. :D

by definition then, I have a puerto rican booty. my euro-mutt background says no puerto ricans got in the mix, though. there aren't many typhoons in finland or the czech republic, for that matter...

evolutionary theory disproved?


I doesn't matter what mix you may be Arti, it all blended in just fine! :love: but to answer your question, CJ's alchohol induced "evolutionary theory" was disproved before it ever spilled out of his mouth.

Arty got back?

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Pics or it didn't happen


Someone had to say it. :D

Oh, I've seen pics, lets just say Artis got a great future behind her! (I say that in the most sincerest of ways! ;) )