Foo - Wanna know why I'm cooler that you?

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.

you guys need an accountant or a programmer? :innocent:

you guys need an accountant or a programmer? :innocent:

Both.


Did I mention I'm in a tropical area as well?

Both.


Did I mention I'm in a tropical area as well?

Get me the job, or I hate you.

Get me the job, or I hate you.

Take a number for the people that hate me because of my job.

I drew #1 :notamused:

Where do I send my resume? Seriously? Where?

If I kill you, do I get your job?

What do you do again?

I kill people.

I kill people.

I kill killers.

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.

You forgot the banging the boss' hot sister part! :thumb:

Hopefully he isn't getting you drunk to soften the blow when he gives you some bad news later today. Nah. Enjoy the buzz.

Hopefully he isn't getting you drunk to soften the blow when he gives you some bad news later today. Nah. Enjoy the buzz.

Wow, that was evil:thumb:

You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?

Wow, that was evil:thumb:

You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?

He might not be but I am. At least until I get whirled peas.

Wow, that was evil:thumb:

You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?

Leave Explody Pup out of this! :mad:

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.I'm going to guess sales. Take a client out to lunch and the company pays for it, and depending on the field its par for the course to include a few brew dogs.

Maybe I should try sales... I think well on my feet, have a line of sh*t a mile long, and no discernible trade skills of any kind. ... :twitchy: ...Back to my button-mashing spreadsheet laden one-office all-day-long universe of taupe.

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.

No, no, I'm cooler than you 'cause I retired (comfortably) at 36. :p

I'm hotter than you

I just walked 50 blocks (among other things) in an hour

thank gawd for AC

Hmmm... drink a beer on company time (and dime) at 1:30 in the afternoon... or race up the Cascade Mountains at 500' above the ground and 500 MPH.

Yeah, I'll take flying over drinking any day. Way cooler.

Because you beat up remote controlled helicopter salesmen?

I'm going to guess sales. Take a client out to lunch and the company pays for it, and depending on the field its par for the course to include a few brew dogs.

Maybe I should try sales... I think well on my feet, have a line of sh*t a mile long, and no discernible trade skills of any kind. ... :twitchy: ...Back to my button-mashing spreadsheet laden one-office all-day-long universe of taupe.

No sales for me.


No, no, I'm cooler than you 'cause I retired (comfortably) at 36. :p Touche'


I'm hotter than you

I just walked 50 blocks (among other things) in an hour

thank gawd for AC

You are hotter that me. ;)


Hmmm... drink a beer on company time (and dime) at 1:30 in the afternoon... or race up the Cascade Mountains at 500' above the ground and 500 MPH.

Yeah, I'll take flying over drinking any day. Way cooler.

I rode on a plane today and drank beer. But yeah, that would be way cooler.


What do you do again?

I do the robot.

Wow, that was evil:thumb:

You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?

That is not a laser. It's just my tailight reflection off of the moon.

Because you beat up remote controlled helicopter salesmen?

How can you tell if a salesman is remote controlled?

That is not a laser. It's just my tailight reflection off of the moon.

that's reflecting off my shiny hiney.

I do the robot.

You fix them amirite?

You fix them amirite?
Yep. I do more "firefighting" now than anything else.

I just found out I got 45 hours of paid leave today. So that trumps your beer, dude.

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Wow, that was evil:thumb:

You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?That's his name.

Laser-Equipped Moonbase Zappa.

That's his name.

Laser-Equipped Moonbase Zappa.

A railgun is less maintenance intensive, you know.

I just found out I got 45 hours of paid leave today. So that trumps your beer, dude.

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Not when I get to do it as often as I do.

Both.


Did I mention I'm in a tropical area as well?

Last week the entire Eastern Seaboard was a tropical area.

That's his name.

Laser-Equipped Moonbase Zappa.

Any relation to Frank Zappa? I might be moving to Montana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smXctlhgcHk&feature=related)soon, just to raise me a crop of dental floss..........

Because you can't spell and no one called you on it?

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.

Wow, that's depressing.

I'm not sure I could be satisfied with a job that allows such a lack of productivity. Do you feel guilty when you pick up your paycheck, having nothing to show for it?

Because you can't spell and no one called you on it?

I saw that too after I posted it. And it's surprising that no one had until now.

I noticed, but I didn't want to make you feel like a (EDIT!>>>) dope.

None of what you said makes you cooler than me. Keep trying.

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.

Everyone is cooler than me. That is not much of a stretch.

Yep. I do more "firefighting" now than anything else.

So what would you call this in technical terms?

So what would you call this in technical terms?

Spraying cigarette butts in the urinal. :p

Spraying cigarette butts in the urinal. :p

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I just found out I got 45 hours of paid leave today. So that trumps your beer, dude.

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Or what about a "job" where you get as many beers/mixed drinks/whatever from an open bar, a personal bartender, and your local cops pay for the whole thing??

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best GIF response since Lamplight's chubby drinker:roflmao2:

Or what about a "job" where you get as many beers/mixed drinks/whatever from an open bar, a personal bartender, and your local cops pay for the whole thing??

Man, your town's jail sounds a whole lot better than ours!:love: (not that I would know anything about my town's jail:innocent:)

Hmmm... drink a beer on company time (and dime) at 1:30 in the afternoon... or race up the Cascade Mountains at 500' above the ground and 500 MPH.

Yeah, I'll take flying over drinking any day. Way cooler.


I rode on a plane today and drank beer. But yeah, that would be way cooler.

For the record, that was not meant to imply I was cooler than you... just that my job was cooler. I'm not cooler than anyone.

you are all cooler than me, just so you know.

I just found out I got 45 hours of paid leave today. So that trumps your beer, dude.

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Man, your town's jail sounds a whole lot better than ours!:love: (not that I would know anything about my town's jail:innocent:)

I volunteer with my PD and every so often they have events where they get people drunk and then practice doing sobriety tests on them. Pretty funny to see cops offering free beer, jack daniels, etc.