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<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:12 PM
Matt is such an ass. I'm currently back on the market. Any takers?


AEO
08-26-09, 06:16 PM
he sure does have a big ass :innocent:

pgoat
08-26-09, 06:18 PM
Matt is such an ass. I'm currently back on the market. Any takers?

well, you had lots of admirers on the 'spectacles' page.:innocent:







wait - this is a joke, right?:eek:


UnsafeAlpine
08-26-09, 06:19 PM
he sure does have a big ass :innocent:

There was some creepy peg-legged guy chasing me the other day yelling "The white whale!"

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:22 PM
well, you had lots of admirers on the 'spectacles' page.:innocent:
wait - this is a joke, right?:eek:

Have you known me to be anything but serious in my posts?

kaotikgrl
08-26-09, 06:23 PM
wait - this is a joke, right?:eek:

hoping this thread has a happy twist in it soon

UnsafeAlpine
08-26-09, 06:27 PM
Hey, listen, it's not my fault she's a wussy when it comes to scary movies. :innocent:

AEO
08-26-09, 06:28 PM
There was some creepy peg-legged guy chasing me the other day yelling "The white whale!"

sorry, that was chad, he likes to chase anything that is running away from him, he's a nice fellow otherwise.

chipcom
08-26-09, 06:28 PM
Hey, listen, it's not my fault she's a wussy when it comes to scary movies. :innocent:

OMG, you showed her your baby videos! :twitchy:

kaotikgrl
08-26-09, 06:29 PM
Hey, listen, it's not my fault she's a wussy when it comes to scary movies. :innocent:

good grief....i thought you told her about us :p

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:29 PM
hoping this thread has a happy twist in it soon

Well, I WAS going to post a picture of him making up to me until I saw this...


Hey, listen, it's not my fault she's a wussy when it comes to scary movies. :innocent:

Dude!

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:29 PM
Matt is such an ass. I'm currently back on the market. Any takers?

Oh I am so there.

I hope you don't mind having an asexual BF. :flowers:

UnsafeAlpine
08-26-09, 06:31 PM
good grief....i thought you told her about us :p

Oh dangit! sssshhhhhh..... :P

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:31 PM
Oh I am so there.

I hope you don't mind having an asexual BF. :flowers:

I hope you are joking, cuz I'm only in it for the sex. :p

UnsafeAlpine
08-26-09, 06:32 PM
Well, I WAS going to post a picture of him making up to me until I saw this...



Dude!

But I :love: you!

If you stay, I'll make it up to you tonight, if you know what I mean. ;)

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:32 PM
I hope you are joking, cuz I'm only in it for the sex. :p

oh SNAP!!!:eek:

Siu Blue Wind
08-26-09, 06:33 PM
*snicker!* :D

AEO
08-26-09, 06:33 PM
$5 says hickey will chicken out of the sex part:innocent:

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:34 PM
$5 says hickey will chicken out of the sex part:innocent:

$5???

ALRIGHT <3 2 Ride. What's a good night for you and me to meet up, if you know what I mean. :love::love:


I'll do anything for $5.

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:35 PM
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr329/joy_stimpy/Photo189.jpg

:love:

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:36 PM
$5???

ALRIGHT <3 2 Ride. What's a good night for you and me to meet up, if you know what I mean. :love::love:


I'll do anything for $5.

PM me your number and I'll let you know.

Shifty
08-26-09, 06:38 PM
Matt can come hang out, we can have a few beers and discuss women and how to live without them :D

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:39 PM
PM me your number and I'll let you know.

PM sent. :flowers::makeout2:

UnsafeAlpine
08-26-09, 06:40 PM
Matt can come hang out, we can have a few beers and discuss women and how to live without them :D

I'm on it!

AEO
08-26-09, 06:41 PM
I'm all for soap opera style muddy romances.

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:45 PM
PM sent. :flowers::makeout2:

You know I'm quite possibly old enough to be your mother and I have 2 kiddos, don't you?

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:46 PM
You know I'm quite possibly old enough to be your mother and I have 2 kiddos, don't you?

Sure couldn't tell from your pictures. :makeout2::makeout2::makeout2::makeout2::makeout2:

Besides, I've always liked older women. :love::love2::flowers:

chipcom
08-26-09, 06:48 PM
You know I'm quite possibly old enough to be your mother and I have 2 kiddos, don't you?

I got boots older than you, darlin. :lol:

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:48 PM
Sure couldn't tell from your pictures. :makeout2::makeout2::makeout2::makeout2::makeout2:

Besides, I've always liked older women. :love::love2::flowers:

Alright. Well. The thread was just a joke, cuz Matt was picking on me. Sorry, Hickey. You're the first person I'll call if things really don't go well.

pgoat
08-26-09, 06:49 PM
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr329/joy_stimpy/Photo189.jpg

:love:

that's better:)

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:49 PM
Alright. Well. The thread was just a joke, cuz Matt was picking on me. Sorry, Hickey. You're the first person I'll call if things really don't go well.

GOSH DARN IT!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad:








:hang1:

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:49 PM
I got boots older than you, darlin. :lol:

:lol: You're cute, Chip.

Tude
08-26-09, 06:52 PM
I'm all for soap opera style muddy romances.

Yer just waiting for the just desserts. :rolleyes:

BTW, nice avatar, schweetie;)

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 06:52 PM
GOSH DARN IT!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad:


Aww, Hickey. I'm sorry. :(

chipcom
08-26-09, 06:53 PM
:lol: You're cute, Chip.

Of course I am. Just ask me.

Tude
08-26-09, 06:53 PM
Sure couldn't tell from your pictures. :makeout2::makeout2::makeout2::makeout2::makeout2:

Besides, I've always liked older women. :love::love2::flowers:

Better watch how how you phrase that youngster, remember you have two trolling cougars hanging here ... :innocent:

chipcom
08-26-09, 06:55 PM
Better watch how how you phrase that youngster, remember you have two trolling cougars hanging here ... :innocent:

meow, baby

crackerjab
08-26-09, 06:55 PM
I'm onto your angle UA. Piss 'em off just so you can make up.

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:55 PM
Aww, Hickey. I'm sorry. :(

I should have known it was too good to be true. :depressed1:

crackerjab
08-26-09, 06:55 PM
better watch how how you phrase that youngster, remember you have two trolling cougars hanging here ... :innocent:

rawr!

Hickeydog
08-26-09, 06:56 PM
Better watch how how you phrase that youngster, remember you have two trolling cougars hanging here ... :innocent:

ooooooo. Cougars. :love:

wolfpack
08-26-09, 06:57 PM
poor Hickeydog.

AEO
08-26-09, 06:59 PM
Yer just waiting for the just desserts. :rolleyes:

BTW, nice avatar, schweetie;)

s-he hit me so hard, my butt split into two.

Sixty Fiver
08-26-09, 07:00 PM
I was this >< close to coming down and kicking UA's ass... and I love him like a brother.

crackerjab
08-26-09, 07:01 PM
I was this >< close to coming down and kicking UA's ass... and I love him like a brother.

I love him like a play cousin.

AEO
08-26-09, 07:16 PM
I love him like a play cousin.

oh those lovely play cousins

kaotikgrl
08-26-09, 07:27 PM
poor Hickeydog.

geezzz where is jean when she is needed :)

<3 2 Ride
08-26-09, 07:29 PM
I was this >< close to coming down and kicking UA's ass... and I love him like a brother.

Thanks, Sixty. :p

I :love: him. :D It would take a heck of a lot more than what he did for me to call it quits.

x136
08-26-09, 07:32 PM
This thread is frightening on so many levels. Two, at least.

JoelS
08-26-09, 07:48 PM
I don't think I want to get any further involved in this...