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Tude
08-27-09, 06:55 AM
Yeee-aahhh! Just having commuted to work - with the last 10 minutes of sheer "riding joy" in having people cut me off - badly (one woman cut me off and nearly hit 2 people walking - JUST SO SHE COULD get into Dunkin Donuts with her big arse vehicle and park to get her donut fix ... needless to say - I was not silent - actually I followed her in. Hehe - told the security guys on the first floor - any cop looking for an angry woman bicyclist - that's me.

Anyway.

So I take the elevator up - walk down my hallway and MOST AUDIBLY - yelled "OHHH NOOO!!"

hehe, boss came running out - and she too yelled "OMG - THAT'S DISGUSTING" and went in to call maintenance. See this old building downtown is just like the rest of them - infested with the big ole American roachies - but this one - so I thought was a slow mover - nah, thing took off like a bullet.

And so here's me - parked bike against the wall and armed with a coffee mug someone slipped me raced down the hallway for it - up the wall, down the wall, the little effer was full of speed. Past a couple of women looking at me weirdly - till they saw what I was doing and then they took off.

Finally.

I got it.

Boss is still following me saying "OMG THIS IS SO DISGUSTING". College starts in a couple weeks, may they get their butts in gear and spray.

MORNING ALL!!!

:D


skijor
08-27-09, 07:03 AM
But if they spray how will you play cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRi2j8k0vjo&feature=PlayList&p=EE0DA126566646F6&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15)? :D

Tude
08-27-09, 07:09 AM
But if they spray how will you play cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRi2j8k0vjo&feature=PlayList&p=EE0DA126566646F6&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15)? :D

Never saw that show segment!
:D

Have to say every time one pops it's nasty head out, my boss's reactions send me into gut wrenching laughs - she's so audible and ... the situation ends up being hilariously funny - even the maintenance people are in hysterics as they clean up the dirty deed.


coasting
08-27-09, 07:18 AM
talking about cockroaches, i once saw a very disturbing seccretly filmed investigation into a well known pizza chain restaurant.

pgoat
08-27-09, 07:28 AM
I hate people like the Dunkin Donuts driver:mad:

re roaches, I should tell my Bahama nightmare story....

skijor
08-27-09, 07:29 AM
Add Kentucky weirdo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtXXWz-iKKQ) to the list of things a roach can survive...eleven?! :eek:
http://archive.profootballtalk.com/HissingCockroach.jpg

Tude
08-27-09, 07:30 AM
talking about cockroaches, i once saw a very disturbing seccretly filmed investigation into a well known pizza chain restaurant.

I've sat at a place eating a great pizza when two very bold ones climbed over the table top and hopped into the pizza box. Quick little "POINK", roachie did a nice 90 degree turn in mid air - only to land on another table, but unused.

Back to eating.

:D

Never had another pizza there again though.

coasting
08-27-09, 07:40 AM
i bet if you drop a slice on the floor you just give it a quick brush.

Tude
08-27-09, 07:49 AM
^^^

Nope the 5 minute rule would not even apply there. :D

KingTermite
08-27-09, 07:58 AM
Cockroaches are something I DO NOT MISS from Florida. :)

StupidlyBrave
08-27-09, 08:46 AM
^^Funny, I thought you'd have more of an issue with fire-ants (http://www.orkin.com/termites/termite-enemies).

KingTermite
08-27-09, 08:48 AM
^^Funny, I thought you'd have more of an issue with fire-ants (http://www.orkin.com/termites/termite-enemies).

A termite can take a fire ant any day of the week! ;) :p :thumb:

Siu Blue Wind
08-27-09, 08:57 AM
Okay that's one thing I hate more than clowns. And skijor, that vid was hella gross. Blechhh!! :cry:

KingTermite
08-27-09, 09:00 AM
Okay that's one thing I hate more than clowns. And skijor, that vid was hella gross. Blechhh!! :cry:

What about???

http://rodgerdodger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/barred-owl.jpg