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08-27-09, 12:37 PM
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When
the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National
Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts!", and the patients complied by
standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts!", and they all sat back down in their
seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts!" They all
broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad
call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!" and
they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot
dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in
progress!
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine .... Until this
guy walked by and yelled,
"PEANUTS!"
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When
the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National
Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts!", and the patients complied by
standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts!", and they all sat back down in their
seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts!" They all
broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad
call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!" and
they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot
dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in
progress!
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine .... Until this
guy walked by and yelled,
"PEANUTS!"