Jokes & Humor - Vote Redneck!

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MsVicki
07-16-04, 09:09 PM
Don't vote Democrat,
Don't vote Republican
VOTE REDNECK!
Some folks are getting really worried because yet another candidate from Texas has entered the 2004 Presidential race.
MsVicki
07-16-04, 09:11 PM
And those same folks are very concerned about the possible complications of having someone as "down-home Southern boy" as Willie living in the White House ....
MsVicki
07-16-04, 09:13 PM
and that really has NASA worried big time.
MsVicki
07-16-04, 09:15 PM
It was even enough to make Martha Stewart's magazine empire sit up and take notice.
MsVicki
07-16-04, 09:16 PM
Even Bill Gates has his Microsoft system programmers making allowance for that possibility....
MsVicki
07-16-04, 09:18 PM
and the followers of NASCAR auto racing are really liking the idea that one of their own might end up having his say about Air Force One.
MsVicki
07-16-04, 09:19 PM
YEEHAW!! See you rednecks at the voting places!!!
Chris L
07-16-04, 09:26 PM
:roflmao:
Those are hilarious -- even if I've seen a couple of them before in real life. Have you been secretly holidaying out here?