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Randochap
09-06-09, 01:13 PM
Give 'er.

And it better not be true :)

Luddite
09-06-09, 01:19 PM
^ Is a nun.
AEO
09-06-09, 01:21 PM
flew 2,530 combat missions and successfully attacked many tanks, trains, ships, and other ground targets, claiming a total of 2,000 targets destroyed - including 800 vehicles, 519 tanks, 150 artillery guns, a destroyer, two cruisers, one Soviet battleship, 70 landing craft, 4 armored trains, several bridges and nine aircraft.

jgedwa
09-06-09, 01:41 PM
^^^

Plays Risk like Richard Simmons.
Luddite
09-06-09, 01:42 PM
Is actually Clint Eastwood.
Big_e
09-06-09, 01:48 PM
Holds up banks as a hobby.
Luddite
09-06-09, 01:54 PM
Man, I'd be rich then...


The above poster is actually a bicycle helmet.
jgedwa
09-06-09, 01:57 PM
^^^

Fills his pockets with pebbles and walks slowly back and forth in front of coffee shops.
AEO
09-06-09, 02:02 PM
is actually a zombie Lincoln.
Luddite
09-06-09, 02:06 PM
^^^

Fills his pockets with pebbles and walks slowly back and forth in front of coffee shops.

double lie. I'm a girl.
jgedwa
09-06-09, 02:07 PM
^^^

No he isn't
Snicklefritz
09-06-09, 02:14 PM
^^^

No he isn't


Likes to crochet
AEO
09-06-09, 02:19 PM
lives in a land where bicycle rides you!
sanjose13
09-06-09, 02:21 PM
is george w. bush
jgedwa
09-06-09, 02:22 PM
^^^

Has a crush on Georgie.

p.s., this actually is true of me:



Likes to crochet
Wordbiker
09-06-09, 02:24 PM
Is amazingly well-endowed.
sanjose13
09-06-09, 02:24 PM
likes to steal old dirty underwear.
Randochap
09-06-09, 02:25 PM
rides a bike with bullhorns
sanjose13
09-06-09, 02:26 PM
doesnt ride bikes. in fact he hates bikes
jgedwa
09-06-09, 02:29 PM
Says he made out with my sister at Prom. I do not have a sister, at least in the sense that would make his claim be metaphysically possible.

jim

p.s. So far everything written about me has been true.
Luddite
09-06-09, 02:30 PM
likes to ride a broom.
AEO
09-06-09, 02:32 PM
has a toyota pickup truck.
Wordbiker
09-06-09, 02:38 PM
Doesn't like cross-dressing.
Randochap
09-06-09, 03:06 PM
rides a cock-horse.
patentcad
09-06-09, 03:17 PM
is the Holy Order of the Sisters of Dura Achee swimming champ.
coffeecake
09-06-09, 03:18 PM
preferred New Coke over everything else.
jgedwa
09-06-09, 03:26 PM
Wears adult diapers. But not for any medical reason.
Wordbiker
09-06-09, 03:26 PM
Has an extensive collection of Victorian china dolls, enjoys swapping the outfits.
ilikebikes
09-06-09, 03:29 PM
Dances with nothing but a G-String and high heels on to "I Will Survive" while watching himself in a mirror.
MillCreek
09-06-09, 03:36 PM
^^^^

Posts while wearing a meticulously-applied coat of lipstick.
jgedwa
09-06-09, 03:40 PM
Wishes he had erectile dysfunction
AEO
09-06-09, 03:40 PM
doesn't actually live in a mill or a creek
MillCreek
09-06-09, 03:44 PM
Suffers the tragedy of an ill iguana. Reptile dysfunction, in other words.
sinclac
09-06-09, 03:48 PM
Suffers the tragedy of an ill iguana. Reptile dysfunction, in other words.
Rides a Schwin.
jgedwa
09-06-09, 03:50 PM
Knows how to spell
DX-MAN
09-06-09, 03:53 PM
Is actually a one-legged, 20-something transsexual. With a perpetually cheery disposition.
Wordbiker
09-06-09, 03:55 PM
Put in a serious bid to buy Neverland Ranch.
jgedwa
09-06-09, 04:03 PM
Has a thing for swimmin' with bowlegged women
Alfster
09-06-09, 04:05 PM
Carries his lipstick & eyeliner in his man-purse.
DX-MAN
09-06-09, 04:06 PM
Forgot to include the cat for his other shoulder.
AEO
09-06-09, 04:07 PM
loves to drink ketchup, straight.
jgedwa
09-06-09, 04:16 PM
drinks catsup for straight love
AEO
09-06-09, 04:23 PM
uses at least one full bottle of mayonnaise for each meal that he eats.
Hickeydog
09-06-09, 04:25 PM
Wants to be able to wear his maid costume 27/4.
Wordbiker
09-06-09, 04:28 PM
Gets all the chicks.
AEO
09-06-09, 04:28 PM
wishes it was poison ivy
Alfster
09-06-09, 04:35 PM
Lives in a city where Attorney Generals are biking enthusiasts.
wolfpack
09-06-09, 04:46 PM
paints his toenails. bright pink.
AEO
09-06-09, 04:56 PM
would like to drink 1 gallon of beer today.
Hickeydog
09-06-09, 05:51 PM
Gets all the chicks.

oh now that is just low. :notamused: