Foo - Huhenio has a new smal penis

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huhenio
09-06-09, 09:32 PM
Proof is on the picture.
Huhenio needs to compensate.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/huhenio/001%20New%20Mexico/001%20September%202009/IMG_6345.jpg
DataJunkie
09-06-09, 09:38 PM
Either a porsche or a very large pickup would enhance that small penis.
I drive a Windstar and do not own a gun. Of course, my junk is wheelbarrow sized.
<chews gum, blows bubble> huh, still fathoming the small penis portion here. huh. >.< (snicker)
ya want fries with that?:p
huhenio
09-06-09, 10:13 PM
What can I say, the snub nosed .357 felt too small for the nightstand.
Snub nosed ... short barrel ... It is like a cruel taunt.
Luddite
09-06-09, 10:33 PM
Does that firearm kick like a mule?
I've never shot a firearm myself.
MillCreek
09-06-09, 10:44 PM
You can never, ever go wrong with a Ruger revolver. I have about seven of them in the safe right now.
fuzzbox
09-06-09, 11:08 PM
I'd have to say my fav gun would be my friend's old .32 nazi gun from WW2 or something like that. The safety mechanism is flipping the trigger up so it is flush with the gun. Or his 007 gun, same type that James Bond used.
Wordbiker
09-07-09, 01:30 AM
I'd have to say my fav gun would be my friend's old .32 nazi gun from WW2 or something like that. The safety mechanism is flipping the trigger up so it is flush with the gun. Or his 007 gun, same type that James Bond used.
James Bond actually used a few if you read all the books. My guess is the Walther PPK: A woman's gun, chosen for concealability. JB was badass enough to use it effectively.
Sixty Fiver
09-07-09, 01:56 AM
I have no need to compensate.
Either a porsche or a very large pickup would enhance that small penis.
I drive a Windstar and do not own a gun. Of course, my junk is wheelbarrow sized.
Back in my former life, when I was married, I had this really cool big boat. My wife would often remind me: "Nota, that boat's nothing more than a 25' extension of your penis."
....so I had to keep reminding, her - "..it's 26', Dear!"
*god I miss that boat*
I have no need to compensate.
the lady doth protest too much, methinks. :innocent:
What can I say, the snub nosed .357 felt too small for the nightstand.
Snub nosed ... short barrel ... It is like a cruel taunt.
Speaking of a snub nosed, isn't that what Johny Wayne.................................Bobbit, carries?
I've heard he has a compensator attachment for it, but according to the hushed reports, that's just for looks.
huhenio
09-07-09, 06:53 AM
Does that firearm kick like a mule?
I've never shot a firearm myself.
If you are not careful, that thing actually can hit you on the forehead!
... oh, you mean the gun?
Yeah, but once you learn to shoot, it does not matter how big it is,
Wanderer
09-07-09, 07:02 AM
Why don't you get yourself a real gun? Like a short barrelled .44 mag.
Then you will know what "kick" feels like.....
Sheeeeesh - baby guns.........
Hickeydog
09-07-09, 07:32 AM
it does not matter how big it is,
Most women disagree there.
Most women disagree there.
because hickey is the man to go to for advicw on women :innocent:
Wordbiker
09-07-09, 08:19 AM
because hickey is the man to go to for advice on women :innocent:
He'd be the first guy I'd go to for advice on gun polishing. :innocent:
Nice revolver, huhenio.
There's not much point to a 2" .357M anyway, since there is not enough barrel for the heavier load to build up energy in the bullet.
I have a 4" .357m revolver and I love it.
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_RX2uz5fR3dA/SqVI4UI3CII/AAAAAAAAJa0/aqq-dsDB25M/s800/P1010756.JPG
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_RX2uz5fR3dA/SqVI4woSM5I/AAAAAAAAJa4/l7u1DRIWjuw/s800/P1010763.JPG
Sixty Fiver
09-07-09, 01:26 PM
the lady doth protest too much, methinks. :innocent:
The lady has no complaints at all... :)
She is actually looking to purchase a pistol and learn how to use it... getting a handgun is nearly impossible here (legally) and not something I have ever felt a need for.
Serendipper
09-07-09, 01:32 PM
James Bond actually used a few if you read all the books. My guess is the Walther PPK: A woman's gun, chosen for concealability. JB was badass enough to use it effectively.
He shot people at close range, execution style. Usually after dinner and sex.
heavyMetal
09-07-09, 01:54 PM
James Bond actually used a few if you read all the books. My guess is the Walther PPK: A woman's gun, chosen for concealability. JB was badass enough to use it effectively.The "woman's gun" that Bond used was the Berreta 418; he was forced to use the Walther because of its "better" stopping power.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_RX2uz5fR3dA/SqVI4woSM5I/AAAAAAAAJa4/l7u1DRIWjuw/s800/P1010763.JPG
what an idiot.
huhenio
09-07-09, 02:52 PM
Nice revolver, huhenio.
There's not much point to a 2" .357M anyway, since there is not enough barrel for the heavier load to build up energy in the bullet.
I have a 4" .357m revolver and I love it.
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_RX2uz5fR3dA/SqVI4UI3CII/AAAAAAAAJa0/aqq-dsDB25M/s800/P1010756.JPG
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_RX2uz5fR3dA/SqVI4woSM5I/AAAAAAAAJa4/l7u1DRIWjuw/s800/P1010763.JPG
You just made my Taurus 605 SS cry.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/huhenio/001%20New%20Mexico/001%20September%202009/IMG_6359.jpg
Aimed at 15 meters I hit a bottle without much trouble.
huhenio
09-07-09, 02:55 PM
Why don't you get yourself a real gun? Like a short barrelled .44 mag.
Then you will know what "kick" feels like.....
Sheeeeesh - baby guns.........
That is what the short barreled Nagant is for.
I really wanted an Alaskan, but this one will do nicely.
huhenio
09-07-09, 02:56 PM
what an idiot.
Sure ... go and defecate on some other thread.
We are just comparing minuscule penii here.
KingTermite
09-07-09, 03:06 PM
Proof is on the picture.Is it in the reflection?
Sure ... go and defecate on some other thread.
We are just comparing minuscule penii here.
uh huh. sure.
what an idiot.
About what?
About what?
his choice in ammunition.
his choice in ammunition.Are they Hydra Shocks? I'm not really familiar with the latest technology but I think they look similar.
You just made my Taurus 605 SS cry.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/huhenio/001%20New%20Mexico/001%20September%202009/IMG_6359.jpg
Aimed at 15 meters I hit a bottle without much trouble.
Hey don't sell your 2" revolver short. That's a fine firearm and will get the job done. It's also easier to carry and conceal. If you can hit a bottle at 15m (~50ft) with a 2" revolver, you're doing fine :)
Serendipper
09-07-09, 04:46 PM
I <3 the Taurus.
MillCreek
09-07-09, 04:50 PM
I have a bunch of Taurus revolvers, too. I have found them to be quite reliable and a good value. I use one of the Total Titanium revolvers as my bicycling carry. The light weight and corrosion resistance, not to mention matching my Indy Fab titanium Crown Jewel, make it one of my favorites. In fact, now that I think about it, I no longer own any Colt or S&W revolvers; they are all Ruger and Taurus now.
huhenio
09-07-09, 05:08 PM
his choice in ammunition.
Goes boom
Kills things
that is 2/2
huhenio
09-07-09, 05:10 PM
Hey don't sell your 2" revolver short. That's a fine firearm and will get the job done. It's also easier to carry and conceal. If you can hit a bottle at 15m (~50ft) with a 2" revolver, you're doing fine :)
Yeah ... it is my bicycle and mostly everywhere carry.
You are right ... I'll just keep it.
Most practical of them all.
huhenio
09-07-09, 05:11 PM
Is it in the reflection?
I could not polish it shiny enough.
I mean the Ruger.
Like that stainless kettle.
Goes boom
Kills things
that is 2/2
never learned to let sleeping dogs lie?
huhenio
09-07-09, 05:18 PM
never learned to let sleeping dogs lie?
My english is not so good, since I am not a native speaker.
Care to explain?
I have a bunch of Taurus revolvers, too. I have found them to be quite reliable and a good value. I use one of the Total Titanium revolvers as my bicycling carry. The light weight and corrosion resistance, not to mention matching my Indy Fab titanium Crown Jewel, make it one of my favorites. In fact, now that I think about it, I no longer own any Colt or S&W revolvers; they are all Ruger and Taurus now.
Taurus handguns up until now have been very similar to their S&W counterparts. The two companies have shared a lot, and most of the "Taurus versions" of S&W and Beretta handguns are made on S&W and Beretta original equipment, to S&W and Beretta drawings.
It's an interesting read:
http://www.taurususa.com/history.cfm
The new 2009 Taurus pistol designs seem to be quite divergent from the S&Ws, but in general the two have been through a lot together...
My semi-auto is a S&W...
Wordbiker
09-07-09, 05:21 PM
I don't need to carry a handgun, but I've been dreaming of one of these for years.
https://www.lipseys.com/eImages/knv45.jpg
Ruger Vaquero in .45 Long Colt, 7-1/2" barrel, stainless.
My english is not so good, since I am not a native speaker.
Care to explain?
no.
My english is not so good, since I am not a native speaker.
Care to explain?
It's similar to "deje las cosas como son.."
He's trying to tell you not to make him explain why he called me an idiot for my choice of ammunition... he just wanted to call me an idiot... that's all..
USAZorro
09-07-09, 05:28 PM
Hollow points - aka cop killers. Would be illegal if not for the hystrionics of the NRA. But that's a matter for P&R.
I don't have a gun. Don't feel I need a gun. What's that say about me?
Sixty Fiver
09-07-09, 05:28 PM
My english is not so good, since I am not a native speaker.
Care to explain?
"let sleeping dogs lie" means to leave things alone as disturbing the situation would lead to trouble.
Serendipper
09-07-09, 05:30 PM
I don't have a gun. Don't feel I need a gun. What's that say about me?
You have a huge pen... is mightier than the sword.
huhenio
09-07-09, 05:30 PM
"let sleeping dogs lie" means to leave things alone as disturbing the situation would lead to trouble.
So that would be a threat?
Oh ... I get it now.
He threatened me with what?
It's similar to "deje las cosas como son.."
He's trying to tell you not to make him explain why he called me an idiot for my choice of ammunition... he just wanted to call me an idiot... that's all..
incorrect. i called you an idiot for your choice in ammunition. duh.
So that would be a threat?
Oh ... I get it now.
He threatened me with what?
christ. proof positive that an IQ and psych test should be administered for people who buy guns.
would be nice to have an airgun... I've a pest problem thanks to the garbage strike.
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