Foo - Top 10 excuses not to ride
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10. Can't find the caps lock key on the cyclocomputer.
09-08-09, 07:55 AM
9. Wife says, "please just stay in bed with me for 5 more minutes..."
8. Pcad hasn't posted anything on bf for over five minutes, he must be coming up with something good!
09-08-09, 08:18 AM
6. Can't find the beer for after the ride.
09-08-09, 08:19 AM
5. 20% chance of showers.
09-08-09, 08:19 AM
4. Bike is on fire.
3. Full kit is dirty and there is no way I am getting on a bike in just shorts in a t shirt.
2. Cycocomputer isn't working, no way I'm riding if the miles won't count.
09-08-09, 08:23 AM
1. Legs aren't properly shaved
09-08-09, 08:27 AM
10. Someone might yell at me.
09-08-09, 08:29 AM
9. Its nearing the 5 o'clock Rush Hour. (When in reality, its only 3:30 PM)
8. Forgot to carbo load yesterday.
09-08-09, 08:32 AM
7. where's the beer?
6. Quads are already over 60cm in diameter.
09-08-09, 08:38 AM
5. Can't find my water bottle. Oh there it is, well it is probably to late to ride anyway.
09-08-09, 08:41 AM
3. My truck stinks and it will never air out if I don't drive it.
3. Floor pump is broken and tires are low.
09-08-09, 08:44 AM
2. Foo is fun
1. Put my helmet in the washer, and it cracked.
09-08-09, 08:56 AM
10. Garage door is too heavy to open
09-08-09, 09:01 AM
9. Someone might post a thought provoking thread in BF Foo, like "Top 10 excuses not to ride " and I would miss out.
09-08-09, 09:02 AM
8. Your not supposed to ride after a beer.
7. Someone might contribute to the "Top 10 excuses not to ride" thread.
6. nobody waved back to me the last time.
5. The closest Starbuck's closed and no way am I riding 5 miles to get a cup of coffee.
09-08-09, 09:09 AM
4. Blame it on the weather:
a.) "It's too cold."
b.) "It's too hot."
c.) "It's raining"
d.) "It's snowing"
3. Drafting behind blondes lowers my IQ further, if that's possible.
2. All my cycling gear is in the laundry.
09-08-09, 09:42 AM
1.There's NO pie in the house for my post ride snack
09-08-09, 09:59 AM
10. I'm out of herb, and my Glaucoma is acting up.
09-08-09, 10:00 AM
9. A friend might come by the house with some beer.
09-08-09, 10:02 AM
8. I'm suffering from anal blindness and can't see my ass going for a ride.
09-08-09, 10:10 AM
7. Still scared by that beagle chasing me on that last ride.
6. Not sure if my bottom bracket is laterally compliant.
5. Need to replace some load bearing decals on my suspension fork.
3. I just cleaned my bike, and it rained this morning. I don't want it getting dirty.
09-08-09, 10:23 AM
1. My Bourdreaux's Butt Paste went rancid.
09-08-09, 10:24 AM
10. Got hurt riding my bicycle with out a seat.
09-08-09, 10:26 AM
9. There's a scratch on my frame and I can't find the right color touchup paint.
09-08-09, 10:28 AM
8. Too busy researching the BF conspiracy surrounding "database errors" when searching about admins.
09-08-09, 10:28 AM
7. The wind is going the wrong direction. Can't get a tailwind home.
09-08-09, 10:33 AM
6. Can't find sox to match my kit.
Still trying to get the rancid butter smell out of my chamois.
4. My IPOD is only half full of music since thepiratebay.com is down!
09-08-09, 10:50 AM
3. Nether regions are irate at you from trying out new shorts with a wacky chamois.
09-08-09, 10:59 AM
2. A tiny little cloud is heading in my direction on the local news website's doppler radar. Best not to take a chance.
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