skijor
09-08-09, 07:54 AM
10. Can't find the caps lock key on the cyclocomputer.
Foo - Top 10 excuses not to ride
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09-08-09, 07:55 AM
9. Wife says, "please just stay in bed with me for 5 more minutes..."
LowCel
09-08-09, 08:15 AM
8. Pcad hasn't posted anything on bf for over five minutes, he must be coming up with something good!
jsharr
09-08-09, 08:17 AM
7. Too hungover
ModoVincere
09-08-09, 08:18 AM
6. Can't find the beer for after the ride.
USAZorro
09-08-09, 08:19 AM
5. 20% chance of showers.
couch_incident
09-08-09, 08:19 AM
4. Bike is on fire.
jsharr
09-08-09, 08:21 AM
3. Full kit is dirty and there is no way I am getting on a bike in just shorts in a t shirt.
LowCel
09-08-09, 08:22 AM
2. Cycocomputer isn't working, no way I'm riding if the miles won't count.
USAZorro
09-08-09, 08:23 AM
1. Legs aren't properly shaved
redirekib
09-08-09, 08:27 AM
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10. Someone might yell at me.
10. Someone might yell at me.
KiuBWhy
09-08-09, 08:29 AM
9. Its nearing the 5 o'clock Rush Hour. (When in reality, its only 3:30 PM)
jsharr
09-08-09, 08:32 AM
8. Forgot to carbo load yesterday.
ModoVincere
09-08-09, 08:32 AM
7. where's the beer?
bmt074
09-08-09, 08:37 AM
6. Quads are already over 60cm in diameter.
spinnaker
09-08-09, 08:38 AM
5. Can't find my water bottle. Oh there it is, well it is probably to late to ride anyway.
skijor
09-08-09, 08:40 AM
4. squirrelphobia
DallasSoxFan
09-08-09, 08:41 AM
3. My truck stinks and it will never air out if I don't drive it.
Engyo
09-08-09, 08:42 AM
3. Floor pump is broken and tires are low.
ModoVincere
09-08-09, 08:44 AM
2. Foo is fun
jsharr
09-08-09, 08:54 AM
1. Put my helmet in the washer, and it cracked.
MGtrack
09-08-09, 08:56 AM
10. Garage door is too heavy to open
spinnaker
09-08-09, 09:01 AM
9. Someone might post a thought provoking thread in BF Foo, like "Top 10 excuses not to ride " and I would miss out.
ModoVincere
09-08-09, 09:02 AM
8. Your not supposed to ride after a beer.
skijor
09-08-09, 09:02 AM
7. Someone might contribute to the "Top 10 excuses not to ride" thread.
botto
09-08-09, 09:05 AM
6. nobody waved back to me the last time.
jsharr
09-08-09, 09:07 AM
5. The closest Starbuck's closed and no way am I riding 5 miles to get a cup of coffee.
powerhouse
09-08-09, 09:09 AM
4. Blame it on the weather:
a.) "It's too cold."
b.) "It's too hot."
c.) "It's raining"
d.) "It's snowing"
a.) "It's too cold."
b.) "It's too hot."
c.) "It's raining"
d.) "It's snowing"
skijor
09-08-09, 09:25 AM
3. Drafting behind blondes lowers my IQ further, if that's possible.
AEO
09-08-09, 09:34 AM
2. All my cycling gear is in the laundry.
overthehillmedi
09-08-09, 09:42 AM
1.There's NO pie in the house for my post ride snack
BoSoxYacht
09-08-09, 09:59 AM
10. I'm out of herb, and my Glaucoma is acting up.
ModoVincere
09-08-09, 10:00 AM
9. A friend might come by the house with some beer.
BoSoxYacht
09-08-09, 10:02 AM
8. I'm suffering from anal blindness and can't see my ass going for a ride.
gitarzan
09-08-09, 10:10 AM
7. Still scared by that beagle chasing me on that last ride.
jsharr
09-08-09, 10:12 AM
6. Not sure if my bottom bracket is laterally compliant.
jsharr
09-08-09, 10:12 AM
5. Need to replace some load bearing decals on my suspension fork.
RUOkie
09-08-09, 10:17 AM
4. My chain is dirty
RUOkie
09-08-09, 10:18 AM
3. I just cleaned my bike, and it rained this morning. I don't want it getting dirty.
skijor
09-08-09, 10:20 AM
2. Running low on ammo.
MillCreek
09-08-09, 10:23 AM
1. My Bourdreaux's Butt Paste went rancid.
gitarzan
09-08-09, 10:24 AM
10. Got hurt riding my bicycle with out a seat.
Wordbiker
09-08-09, 10:26 AM
9. There's a scratch on my frame and I can't find the right color touchup paint.
chevy42083
09-08-09, 10:28 AM
8. Too busy researching the BF conspiracy surrounding "database errors" when searching about admins.
chevy42083
09-08-09, 10:28 AM
7. The wind is going the wrong direction. Can't get a tailwind home.
redirekib
09-08-09, 10:33 AM
6. Can't find sox to match my kit.
jsharr
09-08-09, 10:37 AM
Still trying to get the rancid butter smell out of my chamois.
RUOkie
09-08-09, 10:46 AM
4. My IPOD is only half full of music since thepiratebay.com is down!
SingingSabre
09-08-09, 10:50 AM
3. Nether regions are irate at you from trying out new shorts with a wacky chamois.
Kestrelman
09-08-09, 10:59 AM
2. A tiny little cloud is heading in my direction on the local news website's doppler radar. Best not to take a chance.