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09-08-09, 06:36 PM
Guy's buddies came to see him in the ER -- both eyes swollen shut, packed in ice.
"What happened?" one said.
"Was at the bus stop, coming back from lunch, and when the bus got there, I got behind this beautiful girl with armfuls of packages -- and I saw her dress was pinched in the crack of her ass. So, being a gentleman, I pulled it out for her, and she dropped her packages and hit me!"
"That's one black eye -- how'd you get the other one?"
"Well, I figured when she hit me, she wanted it that way, so...."
"What happened?" one said.
"Was at the bus stop, coming back from lunch, and when the bus got there, I got behind this beautiful girl with armfuls of packages -- and I saw her dress was pinched in the crack of her ass. So, being a gentleman, I pulled it out for her, and she dropped her packages and hit me!"
"That's one black eye -- how'd you get the other one?"
"Well, I figured when she hit me, she wanted it that way, so...."