Foo - You are all wrong

Discuss.

Well you are stupid.

correct.

Well you are stupid.

Stupid like a fox.

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I know violence is not the answer. I got it wrong on purpose.

Why does it feel so right?

It's not me that wrong. It's the Mets. (4-2 Marlins last night!)

It's not me that wrong. It's the Mets. (4-2 Marlins last night!)

MLB is dead to me now. Friggin DEAD.

I am, in many ways, wrong. I am ok with that. What's your excuse?

Of course you are all wrong. You can't all be right, now can you?

Two wrongs make a right. Therefore I am right 1/3 of the time.

I'm sorry......what?

I.

am always right and have no clue as to what you are referring to here now.

I think this is aptly illustrated in the old parable of the woodcarver's son and the raccoon maiden.

One day, a struggling woodcarver's son (Lars), was scouting the forest for suitable pieces of wood for his father to carve, when he came upon some colorful berries. They were a lovely shade of blue when the sun shone directly on them, and a rich purple when it did not. Lars thought to himself, "this is even more lovely than the paint job on Gustov's Klein", and was about to eat one when he heard a strange, yet beautiful sound from a nearby glen. Entranced by the sound, he slowly walked towards it. He was completely astonished to find that the source of the mysterious sound was a small, lithe, fulsome raccoon maiden who was standing near a brooklet, dipping nuts and grubs in the cool wash before popping them into her delicate little mouth.

"What have you brought me?" she inquired. Before thinking, Lars held forth the lovely berries, to which she could only respond "ooooohhhhh". Composing herself, she beckoned Lars to approach. She took one of the berries, and dipped it in the brooklet several times, bidding Lars to do the same. She then popped it into her mouth, and Lars did the same. They looked at each other with goofy smiles, and five minutes later they were both dead from the poison.

See?

I think this is aptly illustrated in the old parable of the woodcarver's son and the raccoon maiden.

One day, a struggling woodcarver's son (Lars), was scouting the forest for suitable pieces of wood for his father to carve, when he came upon some colorful berries. They were a lovely shade of blue when the sun shone directly on them, and a rich purple when it did not. Lars thought to himself, "this is even more lovely than the paint job on Gustov's Klein", and was about to eat one when he heard a strange, yet beautiful sound from a nearby glen. Entranced by the sound, he slowly walked towards it. He was completely astonished to find that the source of the mysterious sound was a small, lithe, fulsome raccoon maiden who was standing near a brooklet, dipping nuts and grubs in the cool wash before popping them into her delicate little mouth.

"What have you brought me?" she inquired. Before thinking, Lars held forth the lovely berries, to which she could only respond "ooooohhhhh". Composing herself, she beckoned Lars to approach. She took one of the berries, and dipped it in the brooklet several times, bidding Lars to do the same. She then popped it into her mouth, and Lars did the same. They looked at each other with goofy smiles, and five minutes later they were both dead from the poison.

See?

No.

I haz blonded myself and this parable has visibly parted my hair on it's way over my head.

^^^
no you're wrong!

^^^
no you're wrong!

>.<


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I.

Am always right.

This is the one time I will agree with you Pcad and celebrate your genius and intelligence.

Wake up, peepoes. Dain't know such fing as a rackoon mayden.
Jeez, man.

Two wrongs do not make a right. What does that leave us?

Two wrongs do not make a right. What does that leave us?

Foo?

Two wrongs do not make a right. What does that leave us?

Three rights makes a left.

Three rights makes a left.

Uh, that would be four.

Uh, that would be four.

wrong.

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oh wait , I see what you did there.

So if I have this right, I'm wrong...right? :wtf:

wrong.

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oh wait , I see what you did there.

Oh, that can't be right. ;)


So if I have this right, I'm wrong...right? :wtf:

Correct.

if this is the wrong answer then I dont want to be right

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Correct.

Did you just channel Botto?
That can't be right.

Did you just channel Botto?
That can't be right.

I used to be the admin on a bike forum, don't you think I've had a conversation or two with Botto?

I used to be the admin on a bike forum, don't you think I've had a conversation or two with Botto?

Well now, that's definitely wrong. :lol:

Well now, that's definitely wrong. :lol:

Have a look at how wrong the site is now.

Have a look at how wrong the site is now.

I do my best to keep it that way.

I do my best to keep it that way.

You've been working overtime, apparently.

You've been working overtime, apparently.

Where's my time and a half?

Where's my time and a half?

You'll get double the pay of all the moderators combined, ok?

You'll get double the pay of all the moderators combined, ok?

ummm....considering the amount of chit I give them, that is just wrong.

I used to be the admin on a bike forum, don't you think I've had a conversation or two with Botto?

but we never discussed the time you banned me for someone else's post. :innocent:

ummm....considering the amount of chit I give them, that is just wrong.

You could be the "community leader" for the site. No experience or people skills required. Log in, show how inept you are, screw things up, and leave. That's wrong.

but we never discussed the time you banned me for someone else's post. :innocent:

Really? Well, I do apologize for that. Sincerely. But it probably makes up for the many times you should have been banned and weren't.

Next time you're banned, I'll be the first to create a "Free Botto" thread.

Even at that price, I am not sure I could afford any Botto.

Really? Well, I do apologize for that. Sincerely. But it probably makes up for the many times you should have been banned and weren't.

Next time you're banned, I'll be the first to create a "Free Botto" thread.

That didn't go over too well....apparently it was wrong.:innocent:

Those burgers are just nasty.

And it appears that three rights make an up.

Even at that price, I am not sure I could afford any Botto.

Nor would you want to.

Those burgers are just nasty.

And it appears that three rights make an up.

then make 2 more and youre going down....then 2 more again, and your going up....repeat as necessary.
some people call that sex.

Here's a whole lotta wrong (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=323822), right in our own backyard...

Modo, I knew you would go there, eventually.

Modo, I knew you would go there, eventually.

Its one of the numerous ways I'm wrong. :innocent:

Bailey still loves you, no matter how wrong you really are.

Bailey still loves you, no matter how wrong you really are.

If we nailed Bailey to a cross, would he rise again in 3 days?

I know, this post is very wrong.

if this is the wrong answer then I dont want to be right



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Here's a vacation home owned by a Peoria IL cardiologist, he loves this kind of food, great for business.:D
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