Foo - Hilarious names

I have encountered some hilarious/unfortunate names:

Justin Case
Tiny Johnson
France Forget

and today, in one of my classes a student named:

Golden Wong.
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What are some hilarious/unfortunate names you've heard of? (real ones please.)

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Car dealership.

I've run across two families with kids named Hennessy, Bailey, Bacardi, Courvoisier and the like.

Knew a Anthony Hitch in school ...He swore he was gonna name his kid "Trailer".

Knew a girl back in H.S. Mann, Gaye. Always wondered if that was her full name.
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John Doe, and his brother, Dill.

favorite novels:

"I Fell Off a Cliff", by Eileen Dover

"Jump Off a Cliff", by Hugo Furst

Ms. Tude... That name always cracks me up.

The Methodist preacher in town, Rev. Head, named his daughter Anita.

a friend's name is Dick Witham.

I am friends with a girl who is related to someone named Nga T. Ho. (the 'g' is silent - I think it is Vietnamese or something)

And I know a girl named MayMay Wang who married someone recently with a last name of Kay so it became MayMay Kay.

My last name is Arriola, if you can't roll your r's it turns into "areola."

My brother's name is Randy.

There's a kid at my school from Japan who's name is Uji Wang.
When you say his name it's said like oooge wang. Haha.

Knew a girl named Fonda Dix. Really. Google her. She was an extraordinary basketball player.

j

Archilles Maximus
srlsy.

Actor - Rip Torn

Congressman from Texas - Dick Armey

There was some manner of eastern church in my old neighbourhood "Rev. B.J." something or other. I would LOL every time I walked past there. I also knew of a Dr. Pain, guess what his profession was? Dentist. Ouch!

My bf went to school with a guy named Will Duguid and he did "do good." hah!

An old work friend of my mother is named Gaye Fitzpatrick. Nothing funny there, but it became a problem when her ex-husband remarried another woman called Gaye. Since having two Mrs Gaye Fitzpatricks was causing some problems and confusion, my mother suggested that Gaye should go back to her maiden name.

It wasn't a problem when she was a kid back in the 50s, but the surname Barr was going to be a big problem now!

Went to school with a Navajo kid, last name Dohda (not sure of spelling) - yup, first name Zippity.

I have encountered some hilarious/unfortunate names:

Justin Case
...

Don't tell me he's the car insurance salesman who's on the ads on tv. :o

Not many to tell here. Many years ago, when my daughter started 2nd grade, her teacher was new to the profession. She was one of those exceptional teachers whom all the students and parents were glad to have. She had gotten her education at Beaver College in Pennsylvania. Her name - Miss Beaver.

A few years later, having moved to a neighboring school district, I found that one of my son's friends had her for a teacher - but now she had gotten married. Her new name - Mrs. Meaner, although everyone still loved her.

I know a house painter named Les Coates.

If I've had a few pops I introduce myself as Manny Feltersnatch.

Bob Loblaw

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True story - the chiropracter in my small town growing up was called Dr. Bend. As his practice grew, he took on a partner - Dr. Newcomer.

Working as a cashier for many years as a teenager back when stores took checks, I got to see so many odd names printed on customers' checks that I can't remember them all.

A few, though:
--one guy's actual last name was Dickhead.
--another guy's actual last name was ****thead.
--and a bunch of people had swear words as their last name, no kidding.
--then you had those people whose first and last names were the same, like "Dick Dick" or "Ron Ron" or "Robert Roberts," etc.

Being 16-19 years old, we were all pretty immature about it, unfortunately.

This thread....again????

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=569915
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=469478
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=462160

A friend of mine with the last name of Work has an uncle named Lester. Yup; Les Work.

I used to XC ski race on Team Bonne Bell with Dorcas Denhartog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorcas_Denhartog).

Years ago in grad school the team I was on from the philosophy dept was called the Rigid Designators. We thought it was clever and funny anyway.

The team from the sociology dept was called the Marx Men. Way funnier. And accurate, as I recall.

j

Years ago in grad school the team I was on from the philosophy dept was called the Rigid Designators. We thought it was clever and funny anyway.

The team from the sociology dept was called the Marx Men. Way funnier. And accurate, as I recall.

j

One dorm always named their intramural teams "Nads". I was puzzled until I heard them being cheered on.

once when I was in H.S. we had a guest speaker in my pc repair class who was named Sandy Cheeks.

My girlfriend goes has another student in the Mech. Eng. grad department at Purdue who is east Asian. I'm not sure what his name means in his native language, but the English translation on his ID card reads "Pornsac". I'm not sure about his last name as I can neither spell nor pronounce it.

I went to HS with a guy whose last name is Hellwagon. Not really funny. Just awesome.

I went to school with Candy Cotton. Yep, on all the role sheets she was Cotton, Candy. :)

And during the SO's grad school the law students had an intermural softball team they named the well hung jury.

i have a friend named alex gay, which isn't funny at all. but our school e-mails take the first letter of your first name and first five letters of your last name, so his e-mail is agay@ourschool.blahblah

aside that, as a barista i've encountered... many a strange name in my life, many of which i fail to remember at the moment.

I went to HS with a guy whose last name is Hellwagon. Not really funny. Just awesome.

Sort of like the cyclist with the last name Cogburn.

A friend I know going to med school in the UK has a classmate with the last name of Pepper... that's right, he shall henceforth be known as Dr. Pepper.

Also, way back when, when I would occasionally go to work with my father at construction sites, there was a trucking concern that had the Dutch owner's name on their tandems, one John Donkersloot.

Since then that name has become a sort of universal expletive for times when mixed company may be present... everything from "I don't give a donkersloot" to "Kiss my donkersloot" to, on a particularly bad day, "Move that donkerslooting piece of donkersloot!"

i have a friend named alex gay, which isn't funny at all. but our school e-mails take the first letter of your first name and first five letters of your last name, so his e-mail is agay@ourschool.blahblah

aside that, as a barista i've encountered... many a strange name in my life, many of which i fail to remember at the moment.

My employer used to make our computer machine names that way. I used to work with a guy named Phil Hester, so his machine name was phester.

I used to jokingly call him Uncle Phester.

Dick Trickle. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle)

I had a classmate by the name of Charles Norris (Chuck) in Jr High, and a Bruce Lee in High School! :lol:

A bf I once had had an uncle named Dick Upright.

I have coworkers named Dinh Dinh and Wei May Wang.
Friends in college with the last names of Kracke, Pecter and Lipshulz. The last typically pronounced lip****s.
Went on to become a MD and changed his name because he didn't want to hear that page in the hospital.
Kracke always joked his daughters would be named Ofeelya or Likima, but they got normal names.
Had a lecturer from France named Foque or something like that. He was fresh of the plane and most of us pronounced it as FU, he would correct us but didn't seem to get the joke.
My favorite of all time was in grade school, Penelope Nichol - yesn Penny Nichol. By about 3rd grade we were calling her Six Cents. Later it was shortened to just six. She was a good vball and bball player and always wore 6 with the name Six above it instead of Nichol on the jersey.

Dick Butkus

A bf I once had had an uncle named Dick Upright.

Or so he told you.....he was hoping you take up the challenge. :innocent:

It was his uncle, his name is Ian. :P

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My Dentist is called Dr Chu, really.

My name's kinda funny too, but I ain't telling ya!

My Dentist is called Dr Chu, really.

My name's kinda funny too, but I ain't telling ya!

There was a dentist near my college called Dr Blood

Some real names I know of:

Robinette Bird
Summer Gaye

Summer Gaye

And some are not. ;):innocent: