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09-11-09, 05:06 AM
The other day I went downtown to
see what few funds were left me at the bank.
After that trip I needed something
sweet at my local coffee shop.
I had a jelly donut
but it wasn’t enough.
When I came out, there was this
cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how
about giving a
working man a break'?
He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote
out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him
a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I
called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.
The Mercedes was festooned in citations.
Personally, I felt great. I
came downtown on the
bus, and the car that
he was putting the tickets on
had a bumper sticker that read,
'Where Wealth Is Earned: Goldman Sachs'
I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm broke.
The doctor tells me that it's
important for my health.
see what few funds were left me at the bank.
After that trip I needed something
sweet at my local coffee shop.
I had a jelly donut
but it wasn’t enough.
When I came out, there was this
cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how
about giving a
working man a break'?
He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote
out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him
a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I
called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.
The Mercedes was festooned in citations.
Personally, I felt great. I
came downtown on the
bus, and the car that
he was putting the tickets on
had a bumper sticker that read,
'Where Wealth Is Earned: Goldman Sachs'
I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm broke.
The doctor tells me that it's
important for my health.