Foo - Spankings

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crackerjab
09-14-09, 07:56 AM
At what point in a woman's life does a spanking go from being a bad girl to being a naughty girl?
Discuss.
substructure
09-14-09, 07:58 AM
I'll need to ask Mrs. Sub. She likes them so she must know.
ModoVincere
09-14-09, 08:01 AM
When they meet MV :innocent:
crackerjab
09-14-09, 08:01 AM
18
13 when you get far enough south.
crackerjab
09-14-09, 08:03 AM
My expectations for the first responders of this thread have been correct.
DataJunkie
09-14-09, 08:04 AM
Puberty.
Wordbiker
09-14-09, 08:12 AM
Sometimes never.
When she starts charging you to spank her.
Wordbiker
09-14-09, 08:30 AM
When she starts charging you to spank her.
Oh...spank her. That's different.
ModoVincere
09-14-09, 08:31 AM
do these "spankings" involve leather in any way?
Oh...spank her. That's different.
works both ways really.
crackerjab
09-14-09, 08:39 AM
do these "spankings" involve leather in any way?
They could.
ModoVincere
09-14-09, 08:40 AM
They could.
count me in....who do I spank?
edit: besides the monkey.
do these "spankings" involve leather tuscadero in any way?
Chachi'd it for ya.
crackerjab
09-14-09, 08:41 AM
count me in....who do I spank?
edit: besides the monkey.
I'm waiting on some ladies of foo to volunteer.
I'm waiting on Chipcom to volunteer.
:innocent:
DataJunkie
09-14-09, 08:56 AM
count me in....who do I spank?
edit: besides the monkey.
Exactly why are you spanking me?
ModoVincere
09-14-09, 08:59 AM
Exactly why are you spanking me?
Well, it would be awkward to spank some other monkey. :innocent:
At what point in a woman's life does a spanking go from being a bad girl to being a naughty girl?
Discuss.
When she starts making mental notes of what behavior brought about the spankings, so she can initiate them again, at will, in the future.
ChltCat
09-14-09, 10:29 AM
I'm waiting on some ladies of foo to volunteer.
well, I'm completely sober...so you prob won't hear a volunteer from me :)
crackerjab
09-14-09, 11:43 AM
<<<buys ChltCat a roofiecolada>>>
ChltCat
09-14-09, 12:04 PM
A simple bottle of wine would've done the trick....no need to drug me :)
crackerjab
09-14-09, 12:06 PM
A simple bottle of wine would've done the trick....no need to drug me :)
Well, you can never be too sure. I like to say I give 110%.
so, if you feel bad about it when you are done, it was was. if you feel pretty good, it was naughty.
or if she gets sent to her room it was bad, if she gets sent to our room, it was naughty.
had to think before I posted, I didnt want to incriminate myself in anyway, or just get banninatted.
ChltCat
09-14-09, 12:11 PM
Well, you can never be too sure. I like to say I give 110%.
no you're right, you definitely get an A for effort
<3 2 Ride
09-14-09, 08:07 PM
I'm waiting on some ladies of foo to volunteer.
What exactly is it we are supposed to volunteer? Are you looking for someone to spank? Sorry, I already have someone to take care of that for me. Or are you looking for our input? If so...
When she starts making mental notes of what behavior brought about the spankings, so she can initiate them again, at will, in the future.
^^^this.
no you're right, you definitely get an A for effort
So the roofies are the deciding factor?
crackerjab
09-14-09, 08:33 PM
What exactly is it we are supposed to volunteer? Are you looking for someone to spank? Sorry, I already have someone to take care of that for me. Or are you looking for our input? If so...
^^^this.
Either one is an acceptable response. However, for some reason this has spawned an image of UA ball gagged and spanked in my head and I'm not very happy about it.
when she bends over in front of the open refrigerator?
crackerjab
09-14-09, 08:35 PM
when she bends over in front of the open refrigerator?
That is a definite option, but only when it's the MIL.
ChltCat
09-14-09, 08:35 PM
So the roofies are the deciding factor?
no..the bottle of wine that crackerjab is supposed to be getting me is...I think...
Either one is an acceptable response. However, for some reason this has spawned an image of UA ball gagged and spanked in my head and I'm not very happy about it.
:twitchy:Couldn't you have kept that mental image to yourself.:notamused:
That is a definite option, but only when it's the MILILF.
:innocent:
bluevelo
09-14-09, 09:37 PM
:innocent:
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
winner:lol:
Wordbiker
09-14-09, 11:25 PM
When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
sounds perilous, much too perilous in fact.
Wordbiker
09-14-09, 11:32 PM
Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
no, I am afraid it is simply too much peril.
Wordbiker
09-14-09, 11:53 PM
I bet you're gay.
Hida Yanra
09-15-09, 12:03 AM
When she starts making mental notes of what behavior brought about the spankings, so she can initiate them again, at will, in the future.
+261395
This,
it is all fun and games until your partner starts to understand what you want, and tries to make it happen for no reason other than making you happy.... and then the fun really begins.
Fully symbiotic relationships rock
Wordbiker
09-15-09, 12:08 AM
Fully symbiotic relationships rock
Maybe some do.
http://ui15.gamespot.com/430/carnage_2.jpg
formerly RE
09-15-09, 12:40 AM
Those who know, don't speak. Those who speak, don't know.
--Some old Buddhist saying that probably applies here.
I'm so glad I don't have a son-in-law. :twitchy:
:innocent:
Hickeydog
09-15-09, 09:18 AM
My gawd. This thread is SO friggin wrong, even by Foo standards.
you say that like it's a bad thing....:innocent:
I bet you're gay.
I am not!!!!!! *
* PC disclaimer: When that line was uttered in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, there was nothing wrong with it.
UnsafeAlpine
09-15-09, 09:33 AM
:twitchy:Couldn't you have kept that mental image to yourself.:notamused:
He's been spying on us and wanted you all to know... :innocent:
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