Fifty Plus (50+) - got in BIG trouble today at the casa!

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linux_author
09-14-09, 03:29 PM
It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.

I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.

Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.

My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"

WHAM!!

I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.


overthehillmedi
09-14-09, 03:34 PM
OOOOPS!betcha wont do that again.

Don in Austin
09-14-09, 03:41 PM
It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.

I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.

Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.

My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"
WHAM!!

I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.

What's wrong between you that she didn't say "Yes?" :)

Don in Austin


Mr. Beanz
09-14-09, 05:20 PM
Not getting a "yes" response would be grounds for a divorce!;)

CACycling
09-14-09, 05:25 PM
At least you didn't ask that of your mother-in-law.

linux_author
09-14-09, 05:36 PM
At least you didn't ask that of your mother-in-law.

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stringbreaker
09-14-09, 06:02 PM
Hopefully she didn't have a client in the office at the time.

qcpmsame
09-16-09, 10:27 AM
I've got to remember this one and start doing Jamican BBQ chicken. At least I can play innocent:p

Bill

stapfam
09-16-09, 11:56 AM
Foot in mouth and how fast did you have to run? Come to mind.

Saltybeagle
09-16-09, 05:52 PM
careful if you jerk some goat......