Foo - Craigslist

Foo,

Since only a few of you have PMed me all your money for the COC, I've taken it upon myself to generate real money for the Church. However, I still need your help.

I've decided to sell myself for one date on Craigslist and I'm having a hard time describing what I'm like. I need all of your help with this one folks, please give a brief description of what you think of Couchy. I will collect all the descriptions Friday night and post them on Criagslist. The highest female bidder will recieve one date with the Supreme Rulla.

Thanks and God bless,

Couch

I fixed your title for you. PM me a box of Jeffersons

Dear Lord, I misspelled Craigslist. Stupid idiot.

Couch

I fixed your title for you. PM me a box of Jeffersons

Thanks Dude.

Couch

Foo,

Since only a few of you have PMed me all your money for the COC, I've taken it upon myself to generate real money for the Church. However, I still need your help.

I've decided to sell myself for one date on Craigslist and I'm having a hard time describing what I'm like. I need all of your help with this one folks, please give a brief description of what you think of Couchy. I will collect all the descriptions Friday night and post them on Criagslist. The highest female bidder will recieve one date with the Supreme Rulla.

Thanks and God bless,

Couch

You spelled it wrong more than once, you dolt. And I am to send you money for what reason?

She will have to be very high in order to even consider a low ball bid. Just saying.

You spelled it wrong more than once, you dolt. And I am to send you money for what reason?


I will put that in as a description of me. Thanks for halping.

Couch

She will have to be very high in order to even consider a low ball bid. Just saying.

I will put that in as a description of me. Thanks for halping.

Couch

I have always admired Couch, ever since that time I watched him lick his own eyebrows.

Seriously folks, Jsharr is the Church's editor. I depend on him heavily.

Supreme Rulla!

I really do not think that I should respond to this ad. I might be the CraigsList killer, and I really do not want to commit regicide.

I really do not think that I should respond to this ad. I might be the CraigsList killer, and I really do not want to commit regicide.

Now how is this going to make the COC money RUOkie? Think about the money man.

Couch

Now how is this going to make the COC money RUOkie? Think about the money man.

Couch

What kind of key man insurance do you have. Whole life, or what? Am I the benificiary? :rolleyes:

What kind of key man insurance do you have. Whole life, or what? Am I the benificiary? :rolleyes:

I sell religion by the dollar. Now say something nice about me so I can make a million dollars! :mad:

Supreme Rulla

I think you look taller, or maybe just less fat, in person.

I think you look taller, or maybe just less fat, in person.

It's ye olde sucking stomach trick you know. :D

I think you look taller, or maybe just less fat, in person.

I have no idea what you mean. Picking up the jsharr to ingrish dictionary.

Couch

This is a better read

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ifvUi0zlL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Win a date with Couch, he isn't angry, just misunderstood. He is always in the mood for a good Chesterfield, or sometimes a Baracalounger. But nothing floats his boat like a good Lane sectional. Don't mind the sunglasses (they help to protect the retina from the flames) or the hairless arms (he got a little too close.

Win a date with Couch, he isn't angry, just misunderstood. He is always in the mood for a good Chesterfield, or sometimes a Baracalounger. But nothing floats his boat like a good Lane sectional. Don't mind the sunglasses (they help to protect the retina from the flames) or the hairless arms (he got a little too close.

Now this is what I'm talking about! You are definately getting a cut of the money.

Couch

Now this is what I'm talking about! You are definately getting a cut of the money.

Couch

I'd better, I don't sell myself for anybody

yes I do

Hey couchie... you should put your old CB radio handle in the ad.

Do you have a valid driver's license and no social life. If so, you are the perfect candidate to win a date with The Supreme Rulla.

A dalliance with the sacramental wine and a local constable won Couch an ignition interlock and that basically left the poor guy on foot. Which in and of itself is not a bad thing, considering his penchant for jumping on furniture, his dates, farm animals and playground equipment.

If you like moon lit strolls down dark alleys, being serenaded by the sounds of alley cats in flagrante delicto while the soothing aroma of bad weed and stale urine gently assault your senses, then you will love The Couchster.

It would probably be a good idea to bring a can opener and a spoon if you want dinner and roll of quarters if you want to watch the whole movie.

Hey couchie... you should put your old CB radio handle in the ad.

Wasn't I Marmoset?

Couch

Wasn't I Marmoset?

Couch

No... You were Rainbow Unicorn.

No... You were Rainbow Unicorn.

Now, how is this making the COC money Hillary? Say something nice about the Supreme Rulla or it's back to Purification Rundown for you!

Supreme Rulla

No... You were Rainbow Unicorn.

Couch,
You didn't say that you were looking for guys! Or have you had some reconstructive surgery that the "date" should know about? Were you "different" when you were younger?

BWAHAHAH - was going to add a flamer comment, but you beat me to it!

Couch,
You didn't say that you were looking for guys! Or have you had some reconstructive surgery that the "date" should know about? Were you "different" when you were younger?


Okay, no cut of the money for you.

Supreme Rulla has spoken.

Okay, no cut of the money for you.

Supreme Rulla has spoken.

hey Rainbow Unicorn, I was just askin!:innocent::innocent::innocent:

hey Rainbow Unicorn, I was just askin!:innocent::innocent::innocent:

See what you have done now Hillary?

Couch

LOL - that's a keeper!

You can always say that you were in a band. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gls1VGPqr4)

(How do you post the videos inline? I'm too lazy to search)

Bump!

I have always admired Couch, ever since that time I watched him lick his own eyebrows.

Just go with this.

Just go with this.

Personally, I'm still rather stuck with the visual ...

I don't know if I'll be the same again.

Fine! I'll just post a picture of my handsome self and the womenz of Cleveland will pay millions for a date with the Supreme Rulla! I was willing to cut you all with a little of the money but no!

By the way, I'm watching South Park and I'm laughing my azz off!

Supreme Rulla