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Brian
09-16-09, 09:34 PM
http://www.industryoutsider.com/images/IMAGE_370.jpg


Siu Blue Wind
09-17-09, 12:00 AM
Only if they aren't frozen over with dog slobber and covered with dirt.

msincredible
09-17-09, 12:38 AM
http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/Nancy_Ken_WSDS_2003.jpg


coasting
09-17-09, 03:29 AM
^^^^^^^^

what is that? looks like some kind of fetish dungeon?

Brian
09-17-09, 05:30 AM
Only if they aren't frozen over with dog slobber and covered with dirt.

I can assure you they're not dirty. But...

http://www.industryoutsider.com/images/IMAGE_371.jpg

pgoat
09-17-09, 07:19 AM
^^^^^^^^

what is that? looks like some kind of fetish dungeon?

That sounds so cool. I'm in

pgoat
09-17-09, 07:20 AM
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/ProductImages/as_seen_on_tv_guys_2/slap-chop-as-seen-on-tv.jpg

Brian
09-17-09, 07:34 AM
^^^^^^^^

what is that? looks like some kind of fetish dungeon?

OK, before I had my coffee, I was thinking that the girl with her back to the wall looks like Ms. Incredible. :rolleyes:

jsharr
09-17-09, 07:36 AM
She has fondled my balls, so I am pretty sure she will grab your nuts. Beware though, as she has pets and one of her dogs shredded one of my balls.

pgoat
09-17-09, 07:37 AM
OK, before I had my coffee, I was thinking that the girl with her back to the wall looks like Ms. Incredible. :rolleyes:

Huh! That is her, no?

wait.............. I haven't finished my tea yet....

Brian
09-17-09, 07:39 AM
She has fondled my balls, so I am pretty sure she will grab your nuts. Beware though, as she has pets and one of her dogs shredded one of my balls.

When Siu heard from Heather just how generous I was with my nut sack, she wanted in on the action.

jsharr
09-17-09, 07:43 AM
I too have heard tales of your nut suck generosity. Makes me a bit peckish for your nuts if I can be candid.

skijor
09-17-09, 07:45 AM
^Veneuzuelan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0) Nut Cheese would [ahem] hit the spot.

Brian
09-17-09, 07:48 AM
I too have heard tales of your nut suck generosity. Makes me a bit peckish for your nuts if I can be candid.

I hope that's a typo.

jsharr
09-17-09, 07:50 AM
It was a freudian slip I fear.

jsharr
09-17-09, 07:50 AM
It was a freudian slip I fear.

Is this where I tell you about my mother?

Brian
09-17-09, 07:56 AM
Is this where I tell you about my mother?

She's told me enough already.

coasting
09-17-09, 07:56 AM
sometimes i see on the thread list that i had posted in a thread and wondered how is that possible given the thread title? this one was so perplexing until i opened it and saw my post. i did a face palm. shame on me!

Marrock
09-17-09, 08:00 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2277/2303477159_bb3fd5691f_o.jpg

couch_incident
09-17-09, 09:00 AM
I don't like this thread.

Couch

pgoat
09-17-09, 09:07 AM
I don't like donkey punch.

just fixin'

jsharr
09-17-09, 09:09 AM
It is an acquired taste.

couch_incident
09-17-09, 09:34 AM
It is an acquired taste.


:wtf:

jsharr
09-17-09, 09:40 AM
:wtf:

Helps if you thump and smell the donkeys prior to juicing, to make sure they are ripe.

msincredible
09-17-09, 09:49 AM
Huh! That is her, no?

wait.............. I haven't finished my tea yet....

Yes, that is me, good eyes you guys.

We were teaching a self-defense course together.

Here's a shot of me and the nuts. ;)

http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/WSDS_2003.jpg

Nota
09-17-09, 09:54 AM
When Siu heard from Heather just how generous I was with my nut sack, she wanted in on the action.

Well damn. It seems like almost everyone around here is either, fondling jsharr's balls, or grabbing Brian's nuts; I'm starting to feel left out. Where's the luv? Will no one come out and play with my shtick? Someone? Anyone? Chipcom?

...aww c'mon, Chippy, play with my shtick. I'll let ya play the straightman.


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<crickets>


Hmmph!......nobody wubs me....going off to sulk now. *sniff*

Brian
09-17-09, 09:54 AM
Note to self:

While still cute, Ms. Incredible has dropped a few notches on the sexy scale. Testicle bullying is not to be tolerated!

Nota
09-17-09, 09:57 AM
Is this where I tell you about my mother?

OK, get on the Couch. .....errrr...uhh, on second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea. That'd be an UnsafeSupine.

msincredible
09-17-09, 09:58 AM
Note to self:

While still cute, Ms. Incredible has dropped a few notches on the sexy scale. Testicle bullying is not to be tolerated!

He started it! :p

http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/Rob_Paula_Nancy_WSDS_2003.jpg

jsharr
09-17-09, 10:05 AM
Note to self:

While still cute, Ms. Incredible has dropped a few notches on the sexy scale. Testicle bullying is not to be tolerated!

YouTube - Monty Python Self Defence Class

Brian
09-17-09, 10:10 AM
He started it! :p


This is in no way meant to imply anything, but we were just discussing the Hofstra student that claimed she was raped by four guys this weekend, then changed her mind and said it was consensual.

[insert giant forehead slap here]

Homebrew01
09-17-09, 02:44 PM
Note to self:

While still cute, Ms. Incredible has dropped a few notches on the sexy scale. Testicle bullying is not to be tolerated!

Depends on the bully.

pgoat
09-17-09, 03:20 PM
Note to self:

While still cute, Ms. Incredible has dropped a few notches on the sexy scale. Testicle bullying is not to be tolerated!

speak for yourself. :innocent:

pgoat
09-17-09, 03:21 PM
Note to self:

While still cute, Ms. Incredible has dropped a few notches on the sexy scale. Testicle bullying is not to be tolerated!

Oh, wait - you were:o

Brian
09-18-09, 07:20 AM
Siu, go easy on the nuts (http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/expert.q.a/09/11/nuts.calories.jampolis/index.html).