Foo - Sense

We make none.

This thread contains foo

Also bar. Can't forget the bar.

You might be cleaning out your garage and find an object. You can't determine what it is: I could be petrified cat poo or an important part to your lawn mower. Who knows?

It doesn't matter. There is plenty of foo in that object.

You might be cleaning out your garage and find an object. You can't determine what it is: I could be petrified cat poo or an important part to your lawn mower. Who knows?

It doesn't matter. There is plenty of foo in that object.

I've found that piece before.

I've found that piece before.

I too found Foo Poo, thought it was a piece of a plant.

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In Colorado, it's punishable by a $8,000 fine to keep Christmas decorations on a house past February 19.

It's unlawful to mispronounce the name of the state tree in Blue Station, Louisiana.

It's against the law for a teenager to tell jokes except during an emergency in Gardena County, Minnesota.

In Van Shenefelt, Iowa, it's a Class B felony for a thunderstorm to hit during a parade.

It's unlawful in Monvanfield, Montana to cook a chicken after sunset.

It's a crime to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk in Maine.

It's prohibited in Ashburg, Delaware to write an editorial about "stupid laws".

Under the Tennessee State Constitution, it's against the law to operate a garbage disposal while blindfolded.

It's a violation of the law in Watkins, Alaska to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of fortunetelling.

It's a crime to tell jokes while riding in an elevator according to Arizona law.

Under the North Carolina State Constitution, it's a crime to attempt to bribe an elected official with less than $5,000.

According to Pennsylvania law, it's unlawful for a women weighing more than 207 pounds to walk backwards on Sunday.

It's a felony in Dorrance, Delaware to share a baked potato with a police officer at a restaurant.

Under the Georgia State Constitution, it's prohibited to embarrass an elected official on July 4th.

Under the Virginia State Constitution, it's a violation of the law for a person declared as a "Town Drunk" to drink more than 6 beers within an hour.

Under the Vermont State Constitution, it's a Class B felony for a elected official to whistle while on duty.

In Old Watkins, South Carolina, it's a felony to hit a lawyer over the head with a comb.

It's forbidden in Deanna City, Colorado to use the saying "Life is like a bowl of cherries" unless you know what it really means.

Under the Virginia State Constitution, it's prohibited for a lawmaker to compose a law that a typical tenth-grader would be unable to comprehend.

According to Kentucky law, it's a felony to swat a fly with no exceptions.

It's a Class B misdemeanor in Walnutville, Indiana to flip a coin in order to determine who will pay the bill at a restaurant.

In Holland, Alaska, it's a Class B misdemeanor for a lawmaker to compose a law that a typical fifth-grader would be unable to comprehend.

In White Dogwood, Missouri, it's a crime for a domesticated animal to mate in the vicinity of a landfill.

In Spruceton County, Colorado, it's illegal for a domesticated animal to mate within 770 feet of a city library.

It's a Class B misdemeanor to spit on a sidewalk within 338 feet of a posted "NO SPITTING ON SIDEWALK" sign in San Town, South Carolina.

We haz none.

Lolcat'd it 4 u kthxbai etc

If you find yourself in the fjords of the Island of Foo, located in the southern portion of the Sea of Tranquility, you will discover the wondrous Foo Bird, known for it's beautiful plumage.

The bird is decidedly rare, so it is seldom spotted and due to a peculiar trait, it is even more rarely sought out. For you see, if you spot a Foo Bird, you can be sure that it has seen you first and that it's bowels are already churning into production of it's extremely malodorous fecal matter. And you can rest assured that you will not escape the sighting unscathed. Yes, the Foo Bird will defecate on any creature that spots it. And here is where things get dicey. If you try to remove the offal of the Foo Bird, you shall most assuredly die a sudden and painful death. But, if you let the feces wear off naturally, you shall live a long and rewarding life.

So, the moral of my story dear readers is simply this. If the Foo ****s, Wear It!

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^^^ I've seen lists like this but is there a reference to the ordinance number or state law book where these laws are in print.

We haz nun.


Lolcat'd it 4 u kthxbai etc

Visually improvised on a theme'd it for you.

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Visually improvised on a theme'd it for you.

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Is that ChipCom in there, right in front of the police dude?

They guy with the purse looks a bit like Sixty to me............

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That is a nicely tailored suit.

That is a nicely tailored suit.

yes,... he accidentally got gasoline on the peg leg and extorted money from Pure to buy the suit. :) (did you see what I did there? I'm so proud)

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Morality class makes no sense. The topic of today's discussion is suicide. We have come to the conclusion that we should all off ourselves.

you first.

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Dance Like Robin

this thread is starting to make sense. watch it.

YouTube - Dropkick Murphys - Amazing Grace (Live!)

putting the finishing touches on my Ode to Beyonce's behind manifesto.

Ah, so you are doing a rear guard action?

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Darth Vader trying to make drinking water out of sea water by using a Britta water purifier pitcher? Makes sense to me. :thumb:

Visually improvised on a theme'd it for you.

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That has got to be Australia!

That is a nicely tailored suit.

"cept for the left trouser leg? looks like somethings missing?

Visually improvised on a theme'd it for you.

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If the dresses were red, it would actually make sense.

If the dresses were red, it would actually make sense.

So, red is your color huh? flats or heels?:innocent:

So, red is your color huh? flats or heels?:innocent:

Real men don't wear heels. Too uncomfortable. *shrugs*

beauty and fashion trump comfort you schlub. Now get that thong back up yer ass, put on the FMP's and get in the picture.

Red Dress run (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers#Special_events)

MV has abandoned his thread,....... :(

He is over in P&R pissing people off with his new sig line.

MV has abandoned his thread,....... :(

now, that was a senseless post.

MV has abandoned his thread,....... :(


He is over in P&R pissing people off with his new sig line.


now, that was a senseless post.


See what I did there? I quoted you quoting me,......

MV has abandoned his thread,....... :(


He is over in P&R pissing people off with his new sig line.


now, that was a senseless post.


See what I did there? I quoted you quoting me,......

Say you, say me
Say it for always
That's the way it should be

Say you, say me
Say it together
Naturally

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And MV goes boingy, boingy boingy for the rest of the day
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Hetty Green (http://www.virtualvermont.com/history/hgreen.html)

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Bump

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Bump

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boingy, boingy, boingy.........

aren't you currently rowing down main street John's Creek in a rowboat?

(see how I rhymed there?)

aren't you currently rowing down main street John's Creek in a rowboat?

(see how I rhymed there?)

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