Foo - The Foo For Trade Thread

They have this in Road Cycling. F that action. We need it here more. I'll start.

Have: Annoying 13 year old siamese cat

Need: $3,000,000 in cash, unmarked random $100 bills

Yeah, right. Like you would ever trade Chester. He would never let you.

I have a bunch of books about Costa Rica.

I need a mandolin capo.

For trade: I will ding-dong ditch your boss if you do the same to mine.

Have: Necklace of human ears

Want: Necklace of human thumsbs.

For trade: I will ding-dong ditch your boss if you do the same to mine.

You are self employed, aren't you?

You are self employed, aren't you?

Well, I still have a "boss" in the ontological sense of the word.

But, it is true that I work for no one.

j

Have: Necklace of human ears

Want: Necklace of human thumsbs.

Sorry, only have pinkie toe necklaces at this time.

Have: Necklace of human ears

Want: Necklace of human thumsbs.

I don't believe you would give up your casual necklace. The thumb/digit ones are too formal for everyday use. :rolleyes:

Have: 16lbs of body hair that I have been saving since I was 16
Want: 32lbs of toenail clippings

HAVE: Hair growing in places where it shouldn't be growing.
WANT: Hair growing on my head.

HAVE: 750 grams of Toblerone

WANT: someone to do my homework for me!

Have: No idea
Want: A clue

Have: 16lbs of body hair that I have been saving since I was 16
Want: 32lbs of toenail clippings

Have: nausea
Want: barf bag

:rolleyes:

Have: An appetite
Want: To eat

Have IP address 192.168.1.2 ......... Trade for 91.189.94.156

Have: 16lbs of body hair that I have been saving since I was 16


Did you read the thread title as "The Foo Fur Trade Thread"?

have: manicotti & garlic bread
want: massage for my tired & sore legs

Have IP address 192.168.1.2 ......... Trade for 91.189.94.156

NAT happenin...

Have: Panties in a wad
Want: Panties in a bunch

Have: Several letter x's
Want: A letter

Have: sobriety
Want: to change that

Have: Enquiring Mind
Want: To Know

Have 5 bottles of Miller Lite

Trade for 1 bottle of Fat Tire or Blue Moon

HAVE: Hair growing in places where it shouldn't be growing.
WANT: Hair growing on my head.

you bald wookie you :D:D:D <ahem>

Have: Devil Spawn Kitten (she's totally torn out the underside of my new bed and my big cat now resides in it like a hammock - tearing it out next week - haz fun kitties!).


Want: Docile, do nothing but purr kitty who lays in the sun and ... does nuthin'


(hehe hell no No trades here)

Have IP address 192.168.1.2 ......... Trade for 91.189.94.156

Ubuntu is free.

Has. single car garage.
Want. Multi-bay garage for cars and bikes.

Ubuntu is free.

:lol: :thumb:


Karmic Koala Alpha 6 sucks.

They have this in Road Cycling. F that action. We need it here more. I'll start.

Have: Annoying 13 year old siamese cat

Need: $3,000,000 in cash, unmarked random $100 bills

"Marked" you bike shoes again, huh?

have: manicotti & garlic bread
want: massage for my tired & sore legs

I'm willing to do the massage on a "pay it forward" basis. :D

Has: bad back and dodgy joints.
Want: good back and healthy joints.

Have: everything
Need: nothing

Has: Hangover
Wants: Handgun to end the pain. And a bloody mary. And a massage. And a reach around while I'm at it.

have: roughly 20 life times worth of audio and video entertainment.
want: your life essence

you bald wookie you :D:D:D <ahem>

bald wookie?....I'll take it. :)

Have: six cats.
Want: six cat pies.

Have: everything
Need: nothing

Deal. :thumb:

Have: Desire to go ride
Need: 4 extra hours today, so that I can go to church, move furniture, play with boys, go to Cub Scout picnic, ride, and relax a bit.

Have: Fine day with no work to do.:D
Want: Coffee.

I'll combine the two later this morning.

have: male genitalia

want: a cervelo, size 61cm with Ultegra

HAVE: 750 grams of Toblerone

WANT: someone to do my homework for me!

If it's something to do with math, deal. If it's not, however, double that amount and we have a deal!


Have: Fine day with no work to do.:D
Want: Coffee.

I'll combine the two later this morning.

*hands cup of coffee*

I shall claim my fine day with no work on Monday. Kthx.

Have: Green Garnoose
Will trade for: Asteroid Belt Buckle.

If it's something to do with math, deal. If it's not, however, double that amount and we have a deal!



*hands cup of coffee*

I shall claim my fine day with no work on Monday. Kthx.

I have.:D It's been great. I could get used to three day weekends. Thanks for the coffee.

Have: Exhaustion
Want: Coffee

Have: powered suit of armour
Want: super human powers

Have: A DVD of The Love Guru that I actually paid for.

Need: to know why.

Have: badger in my backyard
Want: Jsharr's balls

Have: headache
Want: to remember if I had a good time.

Have IP address 192.168.1.2 ......... Trade for 91.189.94.156

This is actually funny if you look at the server name for the IANA.

Please explain Rob P.