Foo - Pesto

Oh Pesto, is there anything you can't make taste better?

oral sex?

oral sex?

wow...the visual I just got....


thanks

oral sex?

umm....yes, it can. :innocent:

BTW, this weekend, I got a bottle of Monopolowa vodka, some Martini and Rossi dry vermouth and a jar of cocktail olives, stuffed with almonds according to the shelf tag. Got home to discover that I read the shelf tag and not the jar label and my olives were stuffed not with almonds but with garlic and jalapeno.

Almost got the blue cheese stuffed olives, and the pearl onion stuffed olives are always hard to resist.

wow...the visual I just got....


thanks

I do what I can. I like to consider myself a wordsmith of sorts...........

I do what I can. I like to consider myself a wordsmith of sorts...........

I always pegged you for more of a wordjones, myself. :innocent:

I always pegged you for more of a wordjones, myself. :innocent:

You want some pesto with that?

Mmm... pesto.
The exception is this one pesto I tried at Whole Foods that tasted like dog crap.

Mmm... pesto.
The exception is this one pesto I tried at Whole Foods that tasted like dog crap.

Do I even wanna know how you know what dog crap tastes like?

I bet dogs would love it.

Yes, provided that they were allowed to lick my face afterward.

BTW, this weekend, I got a bottle of Monopolowa vodka, some Martini and Rossi dry vermouth and a jar of cocktail olives, stuffed with almonds according to the shelf tag. Got home to discover that I read the shelf tag and not the jar label and my olives were stuffed not with almonds but with garlic and jalapeno.

Almost got the blue cheese stuffed olives, and the pearl onion stuffed olives are always hard to resist.

I love the big olives stuffed garlic - yum. Wasn't watching the one day (now I examine each olive I pick out) and just took a big spoon and filled up my container. It was filled with gorgonzola, Now I like gorgonzola - but in small amounts. Had to wipe my tongue off, did not like!

This thread is full of win.

Oh Pesto, is there anything you can't make taste better?

Old dog ****?

BTW, this weekend, I got a bottle of Monopolowa vodka, some Martini and Rossi dry vermouth and a jar of cocktail olives, stuffed with almonds according to the shelf tag. Got home to discover that I read the shelf tag and not the jar label and my olives were stuffed not with almonds but with garlic and jalapeno.

Almost got the blue cheese stuffed olives, and the pearl onion stuffed olives are always hard to resist.

You can get some amazing olives combos out here in California, even @ Costco...

Schwetty Balls?

Schwetty Balls?

Great skit. Alec Baldwin before he started taking himself WAY too seriously.

Old dog ****?

If I, for whatever reason, was forced to eat old dog ****, I would totally put pesto on it.

Pesto can't make pesto taste better.

I once made the mistake of ordering the pasta & pesto entree from a restaurant in San Francisco. It was fine at first, but after a while, I just needed something different. Then I pooped green for 3 days. :o

Not so good on an Oreo.

Pesto on bagels with cream cheese ftw. Also at The Grill they have tots with pesto sauce = Heart attack.

can't make bacon taste better

can't make bacon taste better

Correct. Bacon makes pesto better, not the other way around.

does it make mold taste better?

that's what I found in my fridge. pesto and spaghetti sauce molding away :innocent:

Pesto:
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