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UnsafeAlpine
09-21-09, 07:28 PM
You're watching a movie on the ol' tube and the character swears. The FCC won't allow this so some stations use replacement words. Instead of "You're ****ed" you hear "You're fudged."

I'm currently watching The Big Lebowski and my favorite has just shown up. As Walter is beating the hell out of a Corvette, he screams, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" :roflmao2:


c0urt
09-21-09, 08:59 PM
what they do to fight club is blasphemy

AEO
09-21-09, 09:07 PM
well, it's better than 1khz bleep.
it gets really fun when the content editor is creative and uses other SFX to cover it up.


Chacal
09-21-09, 09:09 PM
I recall a film with John Goodman angrily screaming "Forget you, myfriend!"

AEO
09-21-09, 09:16 PM
certain music videos just get ridiculous. you can't really listen to the music at all since it comes through like Morse code

UnsafeAlpine
09-21-09, 09:17 PM
I recall a film with John Goodman angrily screaming "Forget you, myfriend!"

:lol:

StupidlyBrave
09-21-09, 09:19 PM
I can't stand the mismatched voices.

thebarerider
09-21-09, 09:43 PM
You're watching a movie on the ol' tube and the character swears. The FCC won't allow this so some stations use replacement words. Instead of "You're ****ed" you hear "You're fudged."

I'm currently watching The Big Lebowski and my favorite has just shown up. As Walter is beating the hell out of a Corvette, he screams, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" :roflmao2:

"What do the Alps have to do with anything?"

"Well, they're high too."

x136
09-21-09, 09:47 PM
Yippie-ki-yay, Master Falcon!

travelmama
09-21-09, 09:49 PM
Replacement words are hilarious. They are so out of line that you have to laugh.

UnsafeAlpine
09-21-09, 09:51 PM
Yippie-ki-yay, Master Falcon!

I'm using that in my daily speech from now on. "You just cut me off, Master Falcon!"

AEO
09-21-09, 10:09 PM
I'm using that in my daily speech from now on. "You just cut me off, Master Falcon!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzoL-wQwio

language nsfw

Wordbiker
09-21-09, 11:10 PM
I watched Alpha Dog last night and wondered why they said "motherfather" instead of "mothersucker". It'd be so much more natural.

skijor
09-21-09, 11:53 PM
From Snakes on a Plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A):
"Enough is enough, I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane" :wtf:

annc
09-22-09, 12:14 AM
"I say forget you Jobu. I do it myself." - Pedro Cerrano, Major League

"You're going to be a bad mothercrusher!" - Bob Morton. Robocop

crackerjab
09-22-09, 01:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

jsharr
09-22-09, 08:30 AM
Right now, numerous scenes from Blazing Saddles are playing in the jsharr cranial wide screen cinema.

black_box
09-22-09, 09:26 AM
I'm currently watching The Big Lebowski and my favorite has just shown up. As Walter is beating the hell out of a Corvette, he screams, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" :roflmao2:
Thats a good one :) youtube has a nice f-bomb summary of The Big Lebowski.

Boresville
09-22-09, 11:38 AM
Watching the censored version of Scarface is generally pretty interesting:

Immigration Officer: "Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?"

Tony Montana: "How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pineapple?"

jsharr
09-22-09, 11:42 AM
I want my juman rights jus like president jimmy carter promised me is also a good line in the PC ScarFace. So is the whole Hancock dance floor scene, and........... aw screw it, all of Scarface is pretty funny when you try to make it PC. Same with Pulp Fiction.

jgedwa
09-22-09, 04:04 PM
Bunch of fargin' iceholes.

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Luddite
09-22-09, 04:10 PM
The vast majority of the time, Canadian tv channels don't censor ****. However, I find replacement "profanity" hilarious. What movie was it where the guy yells "Double dumb ass on you!"

Nota
09-22-09, 04:12 PM
The vast majority of the time, Canadian tv channels don't censor ****. However, I find replacement "profanity" hilarious. What movie was it where the guy yells "Double dumb ass on you!"

That was Cap'n Kirk, in one of the Star Trek movies; the one where they come back to earth and save those whales. That wasn't "bleeped" out; that was actually what he said.

lodi781
09-22-09, 04:30 PM
" FRAK":notamused::bang:

AEO
09-22-09, 04:44 PM
well, at least we live in a country with slack standards to censorship.

try japan, or any other asian country. censorship there is extreme.

Luddite
09-22-09, 05:05 PM
" FRAK":notamused::bang:

Not a replacement, sci fi / futuristic swearing. Also, frag.

I actually use these words on a regular basis :D

msincredible
09-22-09, 05:40 PM
On one of my other forums, we have an optional language censor.

It changes f*** to "make the beast with two backs".

Makes for some interesting phrases from time to time. :p

x136
09-22-09, 06:52 PM
Right now, numerous scenes from Blazing Saddles are playing in the jsharr cranial wide screen cinema.Like silently sitting around the campfire eating beans, everyone occasionally lifting their cheeks for some unheard reason?