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factus10

09-21-09, 09:06 PM

So I was riding with a friend this weekend and was nearly run over by old people TWICE. I'm thinking of getting a tshirt made up with this on the back:

DON'T HIT ME, I'M PAYING YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY

Who's in? And any recommendations for a place that'll make them inexpensively?

coffeecake

09-21-09, 09:10 PM

I'm thinking if you do that, you might also want to invest in a rear-view mirror and get more health insurance.

illdoittomorrow

09-21-09, 09:32 PM

Too much reading. They'll get target fixation reading it through their trifocals and run into you.

I'm considering doing a custom shirt with a picture of a gun on it- something that will be recognizable as a gun even from a distance. If people think you're a wee bit bonkers, they're more likely to keep their distance.

thenomad

09-21-09, 10:09 PM

How about

DONT
F%$*KING
HIT ME!

Golf XRay Tango

09-22-09, 09:45 AM

Or maybe steal a cue from all those 'Baby on Board' signs and print one that says:

CAUTION:
HUMAN

truman

09-22-09, 10:10 AM

I saw one in here that always sounded perfect:

My Ex
Got the
Car.

CaptainCool

09-22-09, 11:00 AM

If you are in Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, or Wisconsin, there are these: http://www.3feetplease.com/

RogerB

09-22-09, 11:34 AM

I'm assuming the old people were on bicycles, right?

Were they wearing shirts that said, "Don't be such an ass, Factus10?" Because if not, I want to send them some.

coffeecake

09-22-09, 11:36 AM

Were they wearing shirts that said, "Don't be such an ass, Factus10?" Because if not, I want to send them some.

*snort*

xtrajack

09-22-09, 11:52 AM