Jokes & Humor - Now I know why I'm always so tired

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Chris L
07-22-04, 09:34 PM
Why am I so tired???

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 20 million. [Australia!]

9 million are retired.

That leaves 11 million to do the work.

There are 7 million in school, which leaves 4 million to do the work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government, leaving 2 million to do the work.

0.5 Million are in the armed forces preoccupied with finding Osama bin Laden

Which leaves 1.5 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 1 million people who work for state and local governments, and that leaves 500,000 people to do the work.

At any given time there are 280,000 people in hospitals, leaving 220,000 people to do the work.

Now, there are 219,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your arse, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, real nice.


capsicum
07-23-04, 03:36 AM
:lol: Those folks in hospitals are probably divded up the in the same ratio though so there are probably only about 10,000 workers in there.
I couldn't help it I tell you! The engineer in me made me do it! :p

Hopper
07-23-04, 03:53 AM
God that;s good.

Are all those real stats?


glenghillie
07-23-04, 07:38 AM
And the worste part is I am in the US, leaving only you to do the work even after I am done reading jokes.

MERTON
07-23-04, 11:59 AM
uh. you're sittin on the pc typing up jokes.. and i'm reading them.. so, no one is working. why the hell are you tired? :D

jeff williams
07-23-04, 01:01 PM
uh. you're sittin on the pc typing up jokes.. and i'm reading them.. so, no one is working. why the hell are you tired? :D

:roflmao: :roflmao: Scores.1.

Chris L
07-23-04, 06:16 PM
uh. you're sittin on the pc typing up jokes.. and i'm reading them.. so, no one is working. why the hell are you tired? :D

Damn! I wish I'd thought of that when it first appeared in my inbox.

poululla
07-26-04, 01:06 AM
Pretty lame joke :rolleyes:

digger
07-27-04, 11:07 AM
Why am I so tired???
Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government, leaving 2 million to do the work.




HEY! I work for the federal government and I am a hard worker!

Well......not right NOW, as I am reading these jokes....but, yeah...I'm at work though........

oh........I see your point.......

capsicum
07-28-04, 05:29 AM
HEY! I work for the federal government and I am a hard worker!

Well......not right NOW, as I am reading these jokes....but, yeah...I'm at work though........

oh........I see your point.......
Heh heh heh.
Even if you were a hard worker your paycheck still comes from somebody in the private sector who pays taxes. Get it? good.