Foo - Special Comm from the Supreme Rullah of CoC.

Let it be known that Bug Boy is no longer a member of the CoC. Excommunications are coming for other members of the CoC. But not Luddite; she sounds like Sarah Palin when she talks and that is very hot.

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Supreme Rullah

Don't worry Tude....I think this is a joke. He couldn't possibly have escaped the mental institution we put him in.

Tude, you did a really fine job of going undercover to help expose those whose motives weren't pure.

Don't worry...its got to be an imposter. I think its Hillary....I haven't seen him in a while.

Don't worry Tude....I think this is a joke. He couldn't possibly have escaped the mental institution we put him in.

I assure you this is no joke. You are going to do alot of work for the OSR to get back into the CoC.

Original Supreme Rullah

OK....let me check the insane asylum we put LRH in to. Just getting there.....opening door of padded cell.

There he is......oh, wait, what's that mumbling? Hillary? Duct taped and hidden to look like Supreme Rulla.


Oh hell......the real Supreme Rulla IS ESCAPED??!?!!!??? What the hell are we going to do? Tude....help, help!!!

Don't worry...its got to be an imposter. I think its Hillary....I haven't seen him in a while.

Hillary is getting the Goldenrod too. He wasn't being ****** enough and has fallen away from the CoC.

Original Supreme Rullah

:eek:

I tried to tell you I kept hearing something and seeing shadows and and and remember that group of Tom Cruise look-alikes toss me into a van blindfolded and I heard him give me a warning and and and ------ OH MAN - fumbles in pockets and 150 CoC credit cards tumble out ..... I have to do something and and and ..

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Ahem...


Um, we don't allways play nice in the Church Tude. Politics ard infighting is encouraged. That way if there is a fight, I can make money on all the bets.

Couch

Runs into the apartment and opens window - OUT DAM MONKEY OUT!!!

And then steps back and views the destruction ---- OMG ---- what am I going to do!!!! <wrings hands>

<Runs and tries to hide monkey poo in closet but ... thousand of little airplane vodka bottles come raining down>

OMG --- these aren't all Mine! Oh what am I going to do!!

One of my dogs had a Couch Incident the other day. We had to get out the carpet cleaner...

...Just sayin'.

One of my dogs had a Couch Incident the other day. We had to get out the carpet cleaner...

...Just sayin'.

It happens to me all the time my friend. My dog Inge always has Couch_Incidents on my couches. It's a part of being owned by a dog.

OSR

Don't worry Tude....I think this is a joke. He couldn't possibly have escaped the mental institution we put him in.

That is one of the best last sentences to a post I've EVER read. Bravo.

That is one of the best last sentences to a post I've EVER read. Bravo.

OSU is going to kick the crap out of Iowa this year. Hehe.

Original Supreme Rullah

OSU is going to kick the crap out of Iowa this year. Hehe.

Original Supreme Rullah

If I say you're right - which I probably think, honestly, that we will lose, as the game is in the 'Shoe - I'm safe. OTOH, if we put a beat down or a pull a Marv Cook 4th down TD move on you - and statistically, we ARE overdue to beat you - I'm sure going to have some fun just like Sheryl Crow on Santa Monica Blvd.

Welcome back dirt bag! It's so great to see you again. I want to assure you that my only goal in following KT was so that I would be able to videotape Tude in a hot tub drinking dirty martinis.

I have a couple thousand copies of that tape if you would like one.

Wow! It's a good thing that Foo has been raking up alot of good cat karma lately. I get the feeling that alot of Foosters are gonna needs some. :innocent: