Foo - Green Poo

I know it's not St. Patrick's Day, but......

discuss.

i'm not exactly sure what to say

what about it? i'm in favour.

sorry to derail so soon, but why is there an ostrich under chltcat's name?

did the ostrich eat the cat?

You or Ammo ?

None for me thanks.

Holy Guacamole, Batman!

sorry to derail so soon, but why is there an ostrich under chltcat's name?

did the ostrich eat the cat?

Ostrich cat-scat is green poo. Where do you think it comes from?

sorry to derail so soon, but why is there an ostrich under chltcat's name?

did the ostrich eat the cat?

I think it's an emu actually ....and yes...the kitty was eaten..

what about it? i'm in favour.

Oh great. As if it wasn't bad enough we had the Green Party, now we've got a, Green Poo Party? What's their platform - "Two bicycles in every garage, green pea soup in every pot."?

I think I'll elect to stay home come the next election.

I think it's an emu actually ....and yes...the kitty was eaten..

Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

Oh, you knew that was coming!

You or Ammo ?

I was meaning just "in general"....but if you must know - me! :thumb:

Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

Oh, you knew that was coming!

:lol: that's pure awesome right there

Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

Oh, you knew that was coming!

boom boom! saw it coming but it was worth waiting for.

i just realised something. i didn't derail the thread. it never got on track in the first place.

:lol: that's pure awesome right there

Ewe know it!

http://www.teepatrol.com/images/designs/misc/i_love_ewe.jpg

I accidentally stepped in green poo once. I tried using a blue stick to remove it, but when it still wouldn't come off, I said cyanora to those shoes!

http://www.teepatrol.com/images/designs/misc/i_love_ewe.jpg

oh yeah, well:


:roflmao2:

i just realised something. i didn't derail the thread. it never got on track in the first place.

Well it is kinda hard to get any traction in green poo. Trust me, I know.

*if only they made green poo snowshoes :rolleyes:*

green > red :innocent:

green > red :innocent:

um..either way...something is majorly wrong with you if your poo is a color of the rainbow

um..either way...something is majorly wrong with you if your poo is a color of the rainbow

now there's a concept.....wonder if there's a way to accomplish that?

and live to tell about it?

preferably, unless we're talking about a mod or something.

preferably, unless we're talking about a mod or something.

well, that's a given

my kid's two months old, green poop is normal. In fact, I came home one day a couple weeks ago to my wife saying he pooped Superfood

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2843261314_bb6b648a98_o.jpg

this might answer any and all questions in regards to poo

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

yucky goose poo is green.

My work building has a huge flock of Canadian geese residing around it year-round. Their poo is black (maybe dark brown, I don't inspect too closely).


Canadian Geese are some dirty-ass birds

You need to eat you some good spicy food. Mexican or better yet, Indian food and burn out what ever is in your system.
Ernest

Canadian Geese are some dirty-ass birds

Yeah, when I head out to parts unknown via the one trail, the underside of my bike gets the green junk on it, it's like cement too. We have a dog over a the other campus whose job is to chase the geese away from the college (has several ponds) the college lawn was crunchy until they got the dog.

I make cookie frosting yesterday that sort of was the same color as baby poo.

The first few weeks I worked here, I thought someone walked there dog by our building every night, and it crapped in the middle of the sidewalk. I had no idea geese turds were that huge.

those were not geese my friend...that was crackerjab

don't ask me how I know that...just trust me on this one

eating purple Kaboom cereal pretty much guarantees green poo...

Nice to see how long we can keep such a great topic going. A wonderful testament to Foo! :thumb:

Green poo means you are drinking too much grape Gatorade.

I almost went to the doctor because of it, after buying a case of the stuff

Green poo means you are drinking too much grape Gatorade.

I almost went to the doctor because of it, after buying a case of the stuff
Hmmmm.....you could be on to something.

I haven't been drinking grape gatorade, but I did buy some Welch's Grape Juice at Costco last weekend, so I have had quite bit in the last week.

eating purple Kaboom cereal pretty much guarantees green poo...


Green poo means you are drinking too much grape Gatorade.

I almost went to the doctor because of it, after buying a case of the stuff


Hmmmm.....you could be on to something.

I haven't been drinking grape gatorade, but I did buy some Welch's Grape Juice at Costco last weekend, so I have had quite bit in the last week.

Is anyone else seeing a pattern?

Hmmmm.....you could be on to something. I haven't been drinking grape gatorade, but I did buy some Welch's Grape Juice at Costco last weekend, so I have had quite bit in the last week. I`m glad that Foo could be useful for once

green > red :innocent:

Alright, WHO told? :mad:


*bloody stool pigeon, that's what they are*

now there's a concept.....wonder if there's a way to accomplish that?

Fruitloop suppositories. Works every time; or so I've been told anyway. YSMV

yucky goose poo is green.

As opposed to what - the non-yucky kind? Is there such a thing?

Nice to see how long we can keep such a great topic going. A wonderful testament to Foo! :thumb:

It really is a load of *****.

Also a best indicator of how good your digestive system really is :)

YSMV:roflmao::roflmao2::roflmao::thumb:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meconium That's probably not what you were referring to, is it?

:roflmao::roflmao2::roflmao::thumb:

*Hmmm, maybe I'll win a Poolitzer for that. :rolleyes:*

*Hmmm, maybe I'll win a Poolitzer for that. :rolleyes:*

You had ONE funny....now you're pressing your luck. *grooooan*

Funny poo would come up. I have an interesting poo story...

I told my wife I was tired of hearing about her BMs. She hasn't spoken to me in two days except to yell at me because I don't care about her health.

"What happens if I get in a car accident and you have to tell them about my health?"
"My parents and brother are first responders... they have never asked about someone's poo."
"You don't care about my health!!!"

Funny poo would come up. I have an interesting poo story...

I told my wife I was tired of hearing about her BMs. She hasn't spoken to me in two days except to yell at me because I don't care about her health.

"What happens if I get in a car accident and you have to tell them about my health?"
"My parents and brother are first responders... they have never asked about someone's poo."
"You don't care about my health!!!"

I think a dutch oven is in order on this one. Then complain about her not caring about your health while she's accosting you.