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Elkhound
10-05-09, 10:30 PM
A Mason told his wife that he had to go to Lodge that night because the Master had called a special meeting. His wife said:

"I declare! Whenever your Lodge Master snaps his fingers, you're there! I wish I were Master of your Lodge!"

"So do I," said the husband,"as we get a new one each year."

He slept on the couch for a month, but it was worth it.


Square & Compas
10-07-09, 11:45 AM
:roflmao2::roflmao2: As a Freemason I LOVE this joke!!! :roflmao2::roflmao2:

gitarzan
10-28-09, 08:49 PM
I'll share this one at the next meeting! Thanks!


Elkhound
10-29-09, 09:25 AM
How many Master Masons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A1: Its a secret.
A2: One, as long as three Past Masters are coaching from the sidelines.
A3: CHANGE?!!!?