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07-26-04, 07:28 AM
Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls.
> They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer
> than expected, find themselves desperate for a wee. As they
> are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and
> relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish,
> they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
> The first women decides to use her knickers and throw them
> away afterwards, which is what she does. The second is
> wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose it, but
> notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has
> flowers all over it. One of these is a very lavish bunch
> tied together with thick, expensive ribbon. 'Just the job'
> she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her
> , and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue
> staggering home. Next morning, the husband of the first
> woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an
> eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last
> night!" "You thin k you've got problems!" exclaims the
> second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up her
> #rse that said 'We'll never forget you - from all the lads
> at the fire station'!"
> They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer
> than expected, find themselves desperate for a wee. As they
> are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and
> relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish,
> they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
> The first women decides to use her knickers and throw them
> away afterwards, which is what she does. The second is
> wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose it, but
> notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has
> flowers all over it. One of these is a very lavish bunch
> tied together with thick, expensive ribbon. 'Just the job'
> she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her
> , and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue
> staggering home. Next morning, the husband of the first
> woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an
> eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last
> night!" "You thin k you've got problems!" exclaims the
> second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up her
> #rse that said 'We'll never forget you - from all the lads
> at the fire station'!"