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the flying bean
07-26-04, 07:28 AM
Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls.
> They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer
> than expected, find themselves desperate for a wee. As they
> are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and
> relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish,
> they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
> The first women decides to use her knickers and throw them
> away afterwards, which is what she does. The second is
> wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose it, but
> notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has
> flowers all over it. One of these is a very lavish bunch
> tied together with thick, expensive ribbon. 'Just the job'
> she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her
> , and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue
> staggering home. Next morning, the husband of the first
> woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an
> eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last
> night!" "You thin k you've got problems!" exclaims the
> second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck up her
> #rse that said 'We'll never forget you - from all the lads
> at the fire station'!"

bianchi_rider
07-26-04, 07:57 PM
This isnt a drunk wife, but a cool link, just wish we could figure a way to make the guy be on a bike LOL
enjoy :)
http:www.wegenschenk.ch/
hope the link works

bianchi_rider
07-26-04, 07:58 PM
This isnt a drunk wife, but a cool link, just wish we could figure a way to make the guy be on a bike LOL
enjoy :)
http:www.wegenschenk.ch/
hope the link works
oooops
http://www.wagenschenke.ch/
sorry I think this is the right one this time

Stacey
07-26-04, 08:33 PM
17 Meters... Urrrrp!

bianchi_rider
07-26-04, 08:36 PM
17 Meters... Urrrrp!
LOL I see you are uhmmm having fun :)
keep it up, I am sure you can do better than that... Imagine if it was on a bike LOL :eek:

MsVicki
07-26-04, 11:07 PM
Ack! I can NOT do any better than 24 meters!

NZLcyclist
07-26-04, 11:32 PM
HAH! 29metres

NZLcyclist
07-26-04, 11:36 PM
hmmmm 62m....maybe I have too much time?

Stacey
07-27-04, 07:38 AM
hmmmm 62m....maybe I have too much time?


Or... you're too familiar with the feeling :)

Oh, with a wee bit o' practice I managed 49m

bianchi_rider
07-27-04, 03:19 PM
LOL... practice, practice, practice... I wanna know if anyone hit 100. I got to 78 but havent tried this thing in a while.. so I guess my old score doesnt count... maybe I need a wee bit o practice LOL

Hopper
07-29-04, 03:16 AM
My first try was 67, I will try some more and tell u if i get the 100m mark

Sandra
07-31-04, 03:12 PM
I got 86 on my first try. Then I got bored and went to do something else.

iamlucky13
07-31-04, 09:48 PM
2nd try:

So weit hast's du gebracht 69 meter