This may seem like an Onion style parody, but it is a real CNN article:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/08/upenn/index.html

Penn brothers want Bush in frat, not the White House:
Frat boys debate who they would trust to assist in a keg stand

By Spencer Willig
Special to CNN
Monday, July 12, 2004