Foo - Pick a peck of plump pears

The plums did didly, the cherries not much better and the squirrles are raiding my filberts before there even ripe, but my pears thats a whole nother story, the trees be saggin' this year even after proper fruit thinning. Bartlets and second is an asian pear I lost the tag but I think its Kosui.

Kosui

Nut thief. I give them all the peanuts they demand (yes they knock on the back door when they're out, even snuck in a few times to scope out the stash) and this is what I get. They chatter at me like its their bloody tree row.

Looks tasty (the pears, not the squirrel!).

Looks tasty (the pears, not the squirrel!). Oh I'm sure its tasty too, what with a diet of hazelnuts peanuts and an occational grape.(they have to hang upside down to get the grapes :D )

Why do I have Sir Mix-A-Lot's only hit stuck in my head now?

Why do I have Sir Mix-A-Lot's only hit stuck in my head now?
Because I put it there, he lives in the next town over from me.
...I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble... :p

you could just put the trees in your bike shed.

I could, they'd fit(both pears at least), but then I'd have to leave the lights on all day and I just don't think thats cost effective. Besides then I would have plant the bikes outside and they would get all rusty, or I may get lucky and have my very own cycle tree, a whole crop every year, yeaaaaa!

I just about hit that squirrel yesterday after a test ride of my newly overhauled Le Tour, there were 3 of them chattering and dodgeing to and fro in front of me. I was riding there first, they had to come down from the tree to get in my way.