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danarnold
10-25-09, 05:21 PM
1. She starts using your own lines against you.

Snicklefritz
10-25-09, 05:26 PM
Can you be specific?
cuda2k
10-25-09, 05:29 PM
No, that just means you need new lines.

danarnold
10-25-09, 05:30 PM
She says something like "How can you tell your boyfriend is dead?"

"The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up in the sink."
no1mad
10-25-09, 05:32 PM
You haven't been with the same GF long enough until she gets annoyed to the point where she superglue's the seat down on the toilet.
c0urt
10-25-09, 06:56 PM
i dated a girl long enough, we started wearing each others clothes, and no one noticed.
I miss my hockey jersey
DX-MAN
10-25-09, 07:54 PM
I never 'dated' anybody that long; more than about six months, we ended up married.

It's pretty simple -- the things you used to think were cute and attractive now repulse and aggravate you.
Sixty Fiver
10-25-09, 08:00 PM
How about, when you don't want her to be your girlfriend anymore ?

Of course... that could either mean a break up or a proposal is in the works.
danarnold
10-25-09, 08:07 PM
All I know is when she starts to complain I ask her if she's forgotten where the door is. She just laughs.
GP
10-25-09, 08:15 PM
All I know is when she starts to complain I ask her if she's forgotten where the door is. She just laughs.Is it her house?
MrCrassic
10-25-09, 08:34 PM
When her family can recall memories that you've long-forgotten...and she's in them
danarnold
10-25-09, 08:37 PM
Is it her house?

You're kidding.
Spreggy
10-26-09, 10:21 AM
When there's a ring on your finger and you aren't getting as much nooky as you used to. :p
TechKnowGN
10-26-09, 10:47 AM
1. When the wrong name she shouts during sex is a guy bud you havent been tight with in a few years.
2. That it's not as tight as it used to be. The sure way to know it's too long is if she stops caring enough to do her daily kegel exercises.
3. It's always too long. Prince said it best "love 'em and leave 'em fast"
ModoVincere
10-26-09, 11:03 AM
when you wake up next to a skeleton in your bed, you've been with her too long.
bluevelo
10-26-09, 11:04 AM
When you have to beg for sex?

Oh - wait. That's at the beginning of the relationship... just kind of goes downhill from there...

;)
ModoVincere
10-26-09, 11:09 AM
You guys have to beg for that?
Falkon
10-26-09, 11:17 AM
You guys have to beg for that?

I was thinking the same.
coffeecake
10-26-09, 11:36 AM
When you start threads like these?
bluevelo
10-26-09, 11:37 AM
You guys have to beg for that?

Well, not as long as both hands aren't gripping the computer mouse at the same time.
CbadRider
10-26-09, 01:19 PM
1. When the wrong name she shouts during sex is a guy bud you havent been tight with in a few years.
2. That it's not as tight as it used to be. The sure way to know it's too long is if she stops caring enough to do her daily kegel exercises.
3. It's always too long. Prince said it best "love 'em and leave 'em fast"

Didn't you just get married?
bluevelo
10-26-09, 01:29 PM
When she says "Is that all?"
ModoVincere
10-26-09, 01:32 PM
When you're asleep before she says "Is that all?"

FIFY. :innocent:
bluevelo
10-26-09, 01:51 PM
fify. :innocent:

nttawwt
chipcom
10-26-09, 01:54 PM
When the only time she screams during sex...


...is when you walk in on her.
bluevelo
10-26-09, 02:00 PM
When the only time she screams during sex...


...is when you walk in on her.

Win.
T.Hamilton
10-26-09, 08:48 PM
How can I tell I've been with the same girl too long?

It's 7am, and she's still here.
bluevelo
10-26-09, 08:54 PM
I just read these to my GF... her suggestion...

When she says "Are you done yet?"