Foo - The middle-aged Freds have gone too far
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schnabler1
10-27-09, 08:39 PM
Driving back to the office after lunch today I noticed two of them on the sidewalk in front of my favorite coffee establishment, head to toe in Performance bike get-up.
Their flat-top pedals pinned their hybrids upright against a steel garbage can frame while the two of them butted helments and tangled mirrors so they could make out.
entukay
10-27-09, 08:53 PM
they were riding bikes weren't they? isn't that what its all about?
schnabler1
10-27-09, 08:55 PM
No. They were not riding bikes. It was more like they were perched over their twin sloping top tubes with one toe on the ground, while using their tongues to play patty-cake.
SharpStone30888
10-27-09, 08:56 PM
Photos or it didn't happen :)
bikeride
10-27-09, 08:56 PM
So what you're saying is that they were having a good time while you were not. Need a hug?
schnabler1
10-27-09, 08:58 PM
Photos or it didn't happen :)
Exactly what I thought as I turned my head away from them back towards the road. Alas, I've no proof. Only the stench of bile between my teeth.
schnabler1
10-27-09, 08:58 PM
So what you're saying is that they were having a good time while you were not. Need a hug?
Indeed. What's your phone number, and, can we wear our helmets?
wants185s
10-27-09, 09:03 PM
No one is going to ask? Was it M-F I hope.
BOBSONATOR
10-27-09, 09:04 PM
no one is going to ask? Was it m-f i hope.
lol
mzeffex
10-27-09, 09:04 PM
No one is going to ask? Was it M-F I hope.
Why.
Driving back to the office after lunch today I noticed two of them on the sidewalk in front of my favorite coffee establishment, head to toe in Performance bike get-up.
Their flat-top pedals pinned their hybrids upright against a steel garbage can frame while the two of them butted helments and tangled mirrors so they could make out.
Who cares! There out there riding their bikes. What are you jealous their equipment is better then yours? I bet you felt a lot better after you made fun of them....
schnabler1
10-27-09, 09:09 PM
No one is going to ask? Was it M-F I hope.
It was standard to WSD. I think.
Otherwise I'd be hospitalized. Hospitalized as in, "Eww..." just doesn't cut it.
schnabler1
10-27-09, 09:10 PM
Who cares! There out there riding their bikes. What are you jealous their equipment is better then yours? I bet you felt a lot better after you made fun of them....
Not making fun. Just calling for some decency is all. I mean, come on. Tangled helmet mirrors, man. Tangled.....helmet...........mirrrors.
MSC_Mav
10-27-09, 09:22 PM
oh...oh...OH...OH MY GOD!
...big god damn deal. people enjoying a nice afternoon ride on their cheapo, just for fun bicycles? then they showed affection in public? get yer torches boys, we gon' lynch ourselves some freds.
stop pretending everyone on a bike is of the same mindset. sport, recreation, fitness. fred, hipster, nazi, mtb'er, recumbant-******. everyone sucks equally...well except hipsters...god...its the middle of the summer take off the scarf
Siu Blue Wind
10-27-09, 09:26 PM
Welcome to Foo from Road cycling.
Siu Blue Wind
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schnabler1
10-27-09, 09:28 PM
Damn.
CbadRider
10-27-09, 09:31 PM
Two middle-aged Freds? It was two guys who were kissing?
Siu Blue Wind
10-27-09, 09:38 PM
Damn.
Damn what?
redirekib
10-27-09, 09:38 PM
Two middle-aged Freds? It was two guys who were kissing?
That's what I want to know.
redirekib
10-27-09, 09:40 PM
Welcome to Foo from Road cycling.
Siu Blue Wind
Forum Admin.
This really is more Road than Foo, just sayin'. Way more.
actually, i think several people on foo have made out on their bikes before.
back when i lived in a small town with a girl, we made out on our bikes all the time. and she rode on the sidewalk at first :-O oh no.
UnsafeAlpine
10-27-09, 10:15 PM
Oh noes! They waz kissin'?!? I'm surprised you didn't throw up right then! :rolleyes:
DataJunkie
10-27-09, 10:25 PM
This was worthy of a thread how?
tollhousecookie
10-27-09, 10:56 PM
http://www.omraoffroad.com/images/BikeTricks.jpg Two freds don't make a right...
bluevelo
10-28-09, 01:11 AM
Driving back to the office after lunch today I noticed two of them on the sidewalk in front of my favorite coffee establishment, head to toe in Performance bike get-up.
Their flat-top pedals pinned their hybrids upright against a steel garbage can frame while the two of them butted helments and tangled mirrors so they could make out.
Well, at least they kept their spandex... on.
coasting
10-28-09, 04:19 AM
i'm amazed they didn't crash. i can barely eat on the move.
bluevelo
10-28-09, 07:58 AM
i'm amazed they didn't crash. i can barely eat on the move.
Unless I'm on the trail and completely alone, I usually pull over to rip open the sport bean package and gulp 'em down (but by that point, its usually time for a break anyway).
bluevelo
10-28-09, 08:00 AM
Two middle-aged Freds? It was two guys who were kissing?
There are places here in California - as you well know - where this kind of behavior is well, meh. Commonplace. Big fat hairy deal.
There are places here in California - as you well know - where this kind of behavior is well, meh. Commonplace. Big fat hairy deal.
Wait, the OP didn't say they hadn't shaved their legs! Now that's gross!:innocent:
black_box
10-28-09, 08:24 AM
Unless I'm on the trail and completely alone, I usually pull over to rip open the sport bean package and gulp 'em down (but by that point, its usually time for a break anyway).
i hope thats not "code."
Hillary 2016
10-28-09, 08:30 AM
I make out with my bike all the time, what's the big deal?
i'm amazed they didn't crash. i can barely eat on the move.
Good stuff.
couch_incident
10-28-09, 09:08 AM
I make out with my bike all the time, what's the big deal?
There is nothing wrong with bike lovin'.
Couch
Spreggy
10-28-09, 01:38 PM
I think schnabler needs to get some.
rumrunn6
10-28-09, 02:26 PM
...
bigbenaugust
10-28-09, 03:01 PM
Sounds like someone got up on the cranky side of the bed this morning... and then got his post Foo'ed. Hahahah!
Oh yeah, and is that a Buell up there? I think so. ;)
ilikebikes
10-28-09, 03:45 PM
kissing in public diesn't bother me a bit, but if I did have a choice I would choose girl on girl. :)
gitarzan
10-28-09, 04:13 PM
Middle aged? I represent that statement.
schnabler1
10-28-09, 08:01 PM
Sounds like someone got up on the cranky side of the bed this morning... and then got his post Foo'ed. Hahahah!
Oh yeah, and is that a Buell up there? I think so. ;)
I wonder if Siu Blue Wind is hot. :love:
HardyWeinberg
10-28-09, 08:19 PM
Two middle-aged Freds? It was two guys who were kissing?
PerformanceBikes! Not that there's anything wrong with that!!!!
I wonder if Siu Blue Wind is hot. :love:
You can quit wondering. She's spoken for. By someone who controls a Ban Hammer.
KiuBWhy
10-28-09, 09:25 PM
You can quit wondering. She's spoken for. By someone who controls a Ban Hammer.
WAH! Ban Hammer!
Haha.
+1 on the barely being able to eat without a crash. Well...sometimes. Depends on the packaging.
http://web.me.com/awcg/iWeb/BF/Comics_files/Page_1.jpg
bigbenaugust
10-28-09, 10:54 PM
http://web.me.com/awcg/iWeb/BF/Comics_files/Page_1.jpg
(christopher walken)
I got a fever! And the only prescription is more pcad!
(/christopher walken)
This thread doesn't need more pcad... this thread belongs in Road Cycling heh...
...
Rumrunn - how could you post that pic? A road bike and a hybrid? Ewwww... In public? Wow, thats gross. :roflmao2:
Welcome to Foo from Road cycling.
Siu Blue Wind
Forum Admin.
Don't you mean "Moderator"?
http://www.omraoffroad.com/images/BikeTricks.jpg Two freds don't make a right...
Is that Freddy Fender?
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