Foo - I just ate two donuts

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bluevelo
10-29-09, 11:00 AM
My co-workers are all going to hell for bringing these in.
bigbenaugust
10-29-09, 11:00 AM
mmm... send some down here, wouldja?
chipcom
10-29-09, 11:01 AM
you're going to hell for not sharing them with me
ModoVincere
10-29-09, 11:01 AM
I just had a peanut butter cookie....twas a fitting follow up to the turkey and bacon hoagie.
bigbenaugust
10-29-09, 11:02 AM
Someone brought in some chocolate-covered toffee... now that's a great accompaniment to the morning coffee.
cyclokitty
10-29-09, 10:50 PM
I had ice cream. I'm pretty thrilled.
wolfpack
10-29-09, 10:51 PM
you'll only go to Hell if you ate Dunkin Donuts instead of the revered Krispy Kreme donuts. :p
Wordbiker
10-29-09, 11:02 PM
I just ate two donuts before I ate two donuts...and then I ate two more...
Hida Yanra
10-29-09, 11:06 PM
straight from the self-loathing weenie of RBR: my present to you (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=597159)
(yes, I'm a regular contributor)
darksiderising
10-29-09, 11:29 PM
What kind of donuts?
Wordbiker
10-29-09, 11:47 PM
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/homerdonuts.gif
goldfishin
10-29-09, 11:59 PM
i just farted... as i have been, for hours on end.
HigherGround
10-30-09, 12:29 AM
RichinPeoria must be sleeping, so someone had to do it:
http://jiveturkey.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/donuts.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/364153965_e4039946fd.jpg
http://robvious.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/donut.jpg
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/simpsons/magnets/donuts.bmp
KingTermite
10-30-09, 08:49 AM
You said this:
I just ate two donuts
I heard this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3K88Os_ixFc/SljMTRTkFyI/AAAAAAAAAxU/s5zAx5WqmPg/s400/ralph-lisa.jpg
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/animations/r/ralph_eating_paste-3374.gif
chipcom
10-30-09, 09:18 AM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/simpsons-cop.jpg
chipcom
10-30-09, 09:20 AM
donut porn
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/keeweeboy/keeweeboy0905/keeweeboy090500048/4799788.jpg
chipcom
10-30-09, 09:20 AM
donut threesome
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/a0128-000060.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=763D399DAE9BBF7D528C2D56C398A9D776440039624FC23B
coasting
10-30-09, 09:22 AM
what is your all time record?
i once had a box (is that a dozen or 13?) of krispy kremes all by myself.
chipcom
10-30-09, 09:22 AM
My vocation
http://www.copseatingdonuts.com/donut_police.jpg
chipcom
10-30-09, 09:23 AM
what is your all time record?
i once had a box (is that a dozen or 13?) of krispy kremes all by myself.
I call that breakfast. :D
KingTermite
10-30-09, 09:33 AM
Grrrrrr.......time to make the donuts!
http://lonestartimes.com/images/Benzion/fredsigned.jpg
bigbenaugust
10-30-09, 11:21 AM
Just had one apple fritter and a couple of half-donuts myself. Those darned admin assistants always cutting the donuts in half! Grr!
bluevelo
10-30-09, 11:24 AM
what is your all time record?
i once had a box (is that a dozen or 13?) of krispy kremes all by myself.
12. I know because I've done the very same thing. Too bad Krispy Kreme went belly up in so many places... they're delicious.
bluevelo
10-30-09, 11:24 AM
Just had one apple fritter and a couple of half-donuts myself. Those darned admin assistants always cutting the donuts in half! Grr!
I mean, you're really not doing yourself a hell of a lot of good by "only eating a half". Its damnation by fat and sugar.
bigbenaugust
10-30-09, 11:26 AM
I mean, you're really not doing yourself a hell of a lot of good by "only eating a half". Its damnation by fat and sugar.
Exactly. It's a whole donut minimum or nothing at all!
bluevelo
10-30-09, 11:28 AM
Exactly. It's a whole donut minimum or nothing at all!
Its like, why you buy half a bike?
KingTermite
10-30-09, 11:28 AM
and a couple of half-donuts myself.Doesn't a couple of half donuts equal a whole donut?
bigbenaugust
10-30-09, 11:31 AM
Doesn't a couple of half donuts equal a whole donut?
It does indeed, sir. The sissy admin assistants always cut them up, forcing those of us who don't give a rip about caloric intake to take multiples of halves.
Speaking of which, I guess I need to go un-constipate a printer right now.
chipcom
10-30-09, 11:35 AM
It does indeed, sir. The sissy admin assistants always cut them up, forcing those of us who don't give a rip about caloric intake to take multiples of halves.
Speaking of which, I guess I need to go un-constipate a printer right now.
My gawd man, that's donut abuse!
This weekend:
Tour De Donut (http://www.tourdedoughnut.com/faqs.htm)
My gawd man, that's donut abuse!That's not donut abuse at all! Don't you know that if you cut them first, and let them sit for a few minutes, almost all of the calories leak out!
avmanansala
10-30-09, 11:37 AM
mmmmm. Donuts.
One of our attorneys brought in 4 dozen Spud Nuts the other day. They're okay, not great, so I only ate 3.
one of our attorneys brought in 4 dozen spud nuts the other day. They're okay, not great, so i only ate 3 dozen
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bigbenaugust
10-30-09, 11:42 AM
My gawd man, that's donut abuse!
It is, and they continue to perpetrate it on a weekly basis!
bluevelo
10-30-09, 12:11 PM
The Tour de Donut looks frickin' awesome.
gitarzan
10-30-09, 09:16 PM
I ate six or seven doughnuts at work today, with nothing else but black coffee.
Two for breakfast, then one every hour and a half or so until they were gone.
We call 'em, "fat pills."
HigherGround
10-30-09, 11:33 PM
The Tour de Donut looks frickin' awesome.
The Lehigh Valley Wheelmen (Pennsylvania) also put on a similar Donut Derby.
KiuBWhy
10-31-09, 07:43 AM
Just had two for breakfast...and two last night.
I feel kind of crappy now...KKC is never going to happen. haha.
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