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10-30-09, 10:46 AM
> POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER
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> A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
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> The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
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> Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
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> 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
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> 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde .
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> 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'
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> She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
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> 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'
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> Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container
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> back and reads out loud from the container ...
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> 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.
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> A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
>
>
>
> The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
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>
>
> Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
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> 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
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> 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde .
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> 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'
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> She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
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> 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'
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> Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container
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> back and reads out loud from the container ...
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> 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.