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chipcom
10-30-09, 11:27 AM
...go ahead and ask chipcom any freakin thing.

You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!

skijor
10-30-09, 11:29 AM
I'd like to meet your tailor
KingTermite
10-30-09, 11:29 AM
Why would I want to ask YOU any thing? You don't know squat!

pedex
10-30-09, 11:29 AM
hey chipcom

how'd you like your stint as a mod?

did you see that werewolf at the bar drinkin a pina colada? his hair was perfect
chipcom
10-30-09, 11:45 AM
I'd like to meet your tailor

That wasn't a question. Good dog, nancy.


Why would I want to ask YOU any thing? You don't know squat!

You answered your own question, bug breath. Ain't you got some wood to be knawing?


hey chipcom

how'd you like your stint as a mod?

did you see that werewolf at the bar drinkin a pina colada? his hair was perfect

like the military, politics and law enforcement, I did my turn and learned that no honest person should make a career out of it. :lol:

That wasn't just any bar, it was Trader Vic's - stick to economics...fatty markets needs a good tutor.
jsharr
10-30-09, 11:51 AM
What really happens if you put the lime in the coconut?
Engyo
10-30-09, 11:55 AM
{jumping songs** Send lawyers guns and money, the **** has hit the fan!
KingTermite
10-30-09, 12:03 PM
You answered your own question, bug breath. Ain't you got some wood to be knawing?Only if my spell checker broke on me.
chipcom
10-30-09, 12:05 PM
What really happens if you put the lime in the coconut?

drink them both together and call me in the morning
chipcom
10-30-09, 12:06 PM
{jumping songs** Send lawyers guns and money, the **** has hit the fan!

Your Dad ain't gonna get you out of this, junior.
grueling
10-30-09, 12:32 PM
He was lookin for a place called lee ** fuks
chipcom
10-30-09, 12:34 PM
He was lookin for a place called lee ** fuks

get yourself a big dish of beef chow mein and gtf out of my thread
Tom Stormcrowe
10-30-09, 12:46 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/Snarky%20Images/4c5c1269.jpg


get yourself a big dish of beef chow mein and gtf out of my thread
ModoVincere
10-30-09, 12:47 PM
Ha! I'd like to meet his tailor.
chipcom
10-30-09, 12:55 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/Snarky%20Images/4c5c1269.jpg

your god status won't protect you here, bearded one, I am the god of snark...behold and wonder!
chipcom
10-30-09, 12:56 PM
Ha! I'd like to meet his tailor.

Ned the Wino died a few years back...but thanks for reminding me, Mr. Life of the Party.
Tom Stormcrowe
10-30-09, 12:57 PM
your god status won't protect you here, bearded one, I am the god of snark...behold and wonder!

Good thing I like ya, huh? :p
chipcom
10-30-09, 12:57 PM
Double dare? I'd like to take the physical challenge.

it's not a double dare, it's a double dawg dare.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DOUBLE DAWG DARE, RALPHIE!
http://bp1.blogger.com/_A0F9qTwBOq4/SDhy0rGNnqI/AAAAAAAAAew/ZG3b-z3I-2E/s400/jacktruth.jpg
chipcom
10-30-09, 12:58 PM
Good thing I like ya, huh? :p

bet you say that to all the guys who dress like girls
alicestrong
10-30-09, 01:03 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/Snarky%20Images/4c5c1269.jpg




Tick tock ...tick tock ...tick tock
ModoVincere
10-30-09, 01:14 PM
bet you say that to all the guys who dress like girls

wait! your a guy :eek:
chipcom
10-30-09, 01:15 PM
wait! your a guy :eek:

only when I'm not a girl...
ModoVincere
10-30-09, 01:16 PM
only when I'm not a girl...

whatever, as long as you take it like a man.
Second Mouse
10-30-09, 01:18 PM
I know you went home with a waitress, the way you always do. What I want to know is, was she with the Russians, too?
gnome
10-30-09, 01:23 PM
like the military, politics and law enforcement, I did my turn and learned that no honest person should make a career out of it. :lol:


sounds like you would fit right in. A suitable career for life for you then.
ehidle
10-30-09, 03:09 PM
What makes you think you can start a "Go ahead, ask XXX anything" thread about yourself?
no motor?
10-30-09, 03:16 PM
...go ahead and ask chipcom any freakin thing.

You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!

Personally, I see you more as the big gorilla in the the L.A. zoo. Isn't all of L.A. a Zoo anyway?
couch_incident
10-30-09, 04:10 PM
On a windy day, a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof does the egg roll down?

Couch
couch_incident
10-30-09, 04:11 PM
What makes you think you can start a "Go ahead, ask XXX anything" thread about yourself?

Don't make chip boy mad at you or he will eat you.

Couch
grueling
10-30-09, 05:08 PM
He's just an excitable boy
mikewille
10-30-09, 05:17 PM
Are you the one that mutilated the little old lady late last night?
skijor
10-31-09, 07:23 AM
Is your [one and only] hair perfect?
Hickeydog
10-31-09, 02:38 PM
Hey Chip,

Is Pcad really as big of a jerk as I think he is?
chipcom
11-02-09, 08:18 AM
What makes you think you can start a "Go ahead, ask XXX anything" thread about yourself?

This is a 'I freakin double-dawg dare you to ask me a freakin thing' thread...
thou art brave for asking, white eyes.
chipcom
11-02-09, 08:19 AM
Personally, I see you more as the big gorilla in the the L.A. zoo. Isn't all of L.A. a Zoo anyway?

I'm the little monkey in the Cleveland Zoo...me thinks objects in your mind are smaller than they appear.
chipcom
11-02-09, 08:19 AM
On a windy day, a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof does the egg roll down?

Couch

Is it a Tuesday or a Saturday?
chipcom
11-02-09, 08:20 AM
Are you the one that mutilated the little old lady late last night?

If I tell you, you're next.
chipcom
11-02-09, 08:21 AM
Is your [one and only] hair perfect?

I am all perfect. They broke the mold before they made me.
chipcom
11-02-09, 08:22 AM
Hey Chip,

Is Pcad really as big of a jerk as I think he is?

Like we believe you can think? :lol:
Spreggy
11-02-09, 10:25 AM
Chipness, how did your foray into racing go?

Signed,
an admirer of beginner racers
chipcom
11-02-09, 10:29 AM
Chipness, how did your foray into racing go?

Signed,
an admirer of beginner racers

I cemented my position as the bare-basement minimum standard that any decent roadie should exceed. :o
coffeecake
11-02-09, 10:40 AM
Hey Chipcom...how much candy did you get over the weekend?
ModoVincere
11-02-09, 10:43 AM
Hey Chipcom...how much candy did you get over the weekend?

not much, I can assure you. Candy was busy with me.:innocent:
coffeecake
11-02-09, 10:45 AM
Well, I figured people would just assume he's wearing a costume and toss Candy at him to make him go away. Also: where is your llama??
ModoVincere
11-02-09, 10:45 AM
Well, I figured people would just assume he's wearing a costume and toss Candy at him to make him go away. Also: where is your llama??

I ditched the costume. Halloween is over, ya know?
chipcom
11-02-09, 10:57 AM
Hey Chipcom...how much candy did you get over the weekend?

sorry, but I was told it was not polite to speak with my mouth full of Reese's cups.
chipcom
11-02-09, 10:57 AM
not much, I can assure you. Candy was busy with me.:innocent:

He really turned out to be a hawt gal after the operation, didn't he? :thumb:
chipcom
11-02-09, 10:59 AM
I ditched the costume. Halloween is over, ya know?

Refer to Man Law 2467, which explicitly states that you shall never, NEVER remove your mask until the anti-christ commands you to.
ModoVincere
11-02-09, 11:03 AM
He really turned out to be a hawt gal after the operation, didn't he? :thumb:

still a gal now though. :innocent:
ModoVincere
11-02-09, 11:03 AM
Refer to Man Law 2467, which explicitly states that you shall never, NEVER remove your mask until the anti-christ commands you to.

I am to command myself to remove my mask? That's a screwy law.