Foo - Who want's to make out with jsharr?

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couch_incident
10-30-09, 06:45 PM
We are trying to raise funds for The Church of Couchology. Bug Boy accidently set the Church's ceremonial couch on fire while trying to imitate an NBA basketball player. Anyway, The CoC has decided to offer a 'jsharr make out session'. The highest bidder will have 30 minutes of make out time with jsharr. The fooster that offers the highest bidding wins a make out session with jsharr! Please, I beg you all to offer lots of money. jsharrs are not cheap.

Couch

Airwick
10-30-09, 06:50 PM
define make out, please?
couch_incident
10-30-09, 06:53 PM
define make out, please?

Dood! Do you need me to send a pic of me and Tude making out? Dear lord man, I thought you would know how to do this by now. Tude is going to PM wolfy in a few to discuss your inability to understand what making out is. :notamused:

Couch

Airwick
10-30-09, 06:56 PM
Dood! Do you need me to send a pic of me and Tude making out?


For this I will start the bidding at 75.00...... :)
couch_incident
10-30-09, 06:59 PM
For this I will start the bidding at 75.00...... :)

Pictures of me and Tude making out are Copy Write Material. It's going to cost you more than 75 bones for that pic. However, jsharr is cheap. Start your bidding now my friend.

Couch
goldfishin
10-30-09, 07:15 PM
jsharr? he's so gross death won't even go after him...
couch_incident
10-30-09, 07:20 PM
jsharr? he's so gross death won't even go after him...

I'm reporting this thread to the admins! jsharr smells like bass and we all know that chicks dig that.

Couch
goldfishin
10-30-09, 07:22 PM
reported you back! :p
RUOkie
10-30-09, 07:23 PM
I bid 25 yen for Couchy to make out with jsharr. But if pics are posted I want a full refund!
couch_incident
10-30-09, 07:24 PM
I bid 25 yen for Couchy to make out with jsharr. But if pics are posted I want a full refund!

Dude, I would that for FREE!

Couch
gnome
10-30-09, 07:32 PM
Just asking, but how much is it to not make out with jsharr?
couch_incident
10-30-09, 07:34 PM
Just asking, but how much is it to not make out with jsharr?

jsharr is a very attractive man. Many would love to see him makeout and stuff.

Couch
gnome
10-30-09, 07:45 PM
jsharr is a very attractive man. Many would love to see him makeout and stuff.

Couch

You're avoiding my question.
Hickeydog
10-30-09, 07:51 PM
I'd hit it.


With a crowbar. :D
couch_incident
10-30-09, 07:51 PM
You're avoiding my question.

Three bucks Fifty.

Couch
Hillary 2016
10-30-09, 08:01 PM
Jsharr once caught me a tasty bass. I'd do him.
Wordbiker
10-30-09, 08:06 PM
I'd give a million bucks to make out with jsharr...but for Couchology? No thanks.
couch_incident
10-30-09, 08:28 PM
I'd give a million bucks to make out with jsharr...but for Couchology? No thanks.

You have lost your faith my friend. Now you have to make out with KT!

Couch
Wordbiker
10-30-09, 08:34 PM
You have lost your faith my friend. Now you have to make out with KT!

Couch

Again? Dammit!
Dannihilator
10-30-09, 08:38 PM
reported you back! :p


I'm reporting this thread to the admins! jsharr smells like bass and we all know that chicks dig that.

Couch

Knock it off or kiss and make up.

But seriously, knock it off, there isn't anything in this thread worthy of a reported post.
couch_incident
10-30-09, 09:03 PM
Knock it off or kiss and make up.

But seriously, knock it off, there isn't anything in this thread worthy of a reported post.

So, how much are you willing to bid to make out with jsharr? I'll suggest a bid of 1 Bass and 2 Brownies.

Couch
Dannihilator
10-30-09, 09:10 PM
I'm bidding nothing, I don't roll that way.
couch_incident
10-30-09, 09:13 PM
I'm bidding nothing, I don't roll that way.

Pfft! KT it is then!

Couch
couch_incident
10-30-09, 09:14 PM
Again? Dammit!

KT loves you my friend! I thank you for being a wonderful member of the CoC.

Couch
Dannihilator
10-30-09, 09:23 PM
Pfft! KT it is then!

Couch

Nope. Don't roll that way either.
couch_incident
10-30-09, 09:26 PM
Nope. Don't roll that way either.

The Hillary?

Couch
Dannihilator
10-30-09, 09:40 PM
The Hillary?

Couch

I'm happily Siu's, so she's the only one.
couch_incident
10-30-09, 09:47 PM
I'm happily Siu's, so she's the only one.

I understand my friend. She's pretty hawt. However, we do need a new Couch for the CoC. All I ask is that you PM me all of your money.

Couch
Dannihilator
10-30-09, 09:48 PM
Not going to pledge anything or become a member.
coffeecake
10-30-09, 09:52 PM
You're going about this the wrong way, Couch. You don't ask people for their money, you threaten them and then they give it to you. It's a proven formula. Look at how well Halloween works!
couch_incident
10-30-09, 09:53 PM
Not going to pledge anything or become a member.

Well, I'm going to curl up next to Tude. Night!

Couch
Wordbiker
10-30-09, 10:11 PM
Well, I'm going to curl up next to Tude. Night!

Couch

Tude poured alum on you?

Kinky.
Rob P.
10-31-09, 02:07 PM
I'm not interested in making out with Jsharr. I'm more interested in his balls. Does Jsharr still have balls?
couch_incident
10-31-09, 06:49 PM
I'm not interested in making out with Jsharr. I'm more interested in his balls. Does Jsharr still have balls?

jsharr will always have balls. PM him about them and send some money to the CoC.

Couch
Luddite
10-31-09, 06:49 PM
couchie, what the frak ya doing on the interbutts? Go hang with Tude! NOW!
couch_incident
10-31-09, 06:52 PM
couchie, what the frak ya doing on the interbutts? Go hang with Tude! NOW!

Shush you! She is sitting next to me watching hockey!

LETS GO PENS!

Couch
coffeecake
10-31-09, 06:59 PM
Watching hockey eh? Is that what they call it these days?