Foo - spreading the joy of jsharr's balls......

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jsharr
11-01-09, 05:17 PM
Hey Foo Memvers,

Rob P. is looking for one or two of my balls. Since I no longer work at the ball place, I am ball less. Any of ya'll got any of my balls to share with him?

If so, send him a PM.

thanks.


Wordbiker
11-01-09, 06:35 PM
He can play with his own damn balls.

nekohime
11-01-09, 07:03 PM
I haz balls! Lots of them! Will send some Rob's way, if he does not mind pre-fondled, gently abused balls. :lol:

Rob P., PM me with your address.


ChltCat
11-01-09, 07:04 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm balls.....

gnome
11-01-09, 07:17 PM
I haz balls! Lots of them! Will send some Rob's way, if he does not mind pre-fondled, gently abused balls. :lol:

Rob P., PM me with your address.

Now that's an offer not to be refused.:roflmao2:

wolfpack
11-01-09, 07:18 PM
i haz lots of balls too!!!!! :D

Rob P........PM me. :)

ChltCat
11-01-09, 07:19 PM
schweddy balls are my favorite

Luddite
11-01-09, 08:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I

NSFW/Your gramma

couch_incident
11-02-09, 08:24 AM
Nope, I'm not giving up jsharr's balls. I love each and everyone of them way to much to give them away.

Couch

KingTermite
11-02-09, 08:28 AM
spreading the joy of jsharr's balls......I didn't know you chopped Joy up and turned her in to a spread. UA's gonna be pissed!!! :innocent:

KingTermite
11-02-09, 08:29 AM
The ball I had got lost in the mail on the way to maximan1's place (or so he claims). :rolleyes:

CyLowe97
11-02-09, 11:47 AM
Last I knew of the Purple/Yellow ball, it was attending Shadiyah and Joe's wedding. It was supposed to have been sent to Siu next.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc205/cylowe97/DSCN7203.jpg

Rob P.
11-02-09, 01:51 PM
Neko, PM inbound. IF she doesn't have any I'll PM to wolfie next.

We really do need to revive/start a "take a pic of Jsharr's balls" thread now that winter is almost here.

ChltCat
11-02-09, 02:03 PM
every time I see the title of this thread I think of truck nuts...ya know the awesome fake plastic sacks that people but on the back of their cars?? ahahhahahahah they make me laugh

ModoVincere
11-02-09, 02:05 PM
As long as its just his balls that are getting spread, I guess its acceptable.

Rob P.
11-02-09, 02:38 PM
every time I see the title of this thread I think of truck nuts...ya know the awesome fake plastic sacks that people but on the back of their cars?? ahahhahahahah they make me laugh

But you see there are things you can do with/to Jsharr's balls that you can't do with truck nuts.

You can take Jsharr's balls:
Fishing
Camping
Out to dinner
To the movies/show
For a bike ride

You can fondle them in public and no one will know if you're being naughty or nice even if you're smiling

You can squeeze them in a vise or hit them hard with a shovel

But mostly you can take pictures of Jsharr's balls and post them on the internet for everyone to see.

ChltCat
11-02-09, 02:44 PM
i'm gonna get pair of truck nuts and hang them on the back of my bike..

jsharr
11-02-09, 08:11 PM
i'm gonna get pair of truck nuts and hang them on the back of my bike..

Dave Zabriskie loves you.

ChltCat
11-03-09, 07:31 AM
Dave Zabriskie loves you.

I want to ride with the guy that has that jersey on....hawt

couch_incident
11-03-09, 07:35 AM
You can squeeze them in a vise or hit them hard with a shovel



You owe me a monitor! It now has coffee all over it.

Couch

jsharr
11-03-09, 07:38 AM
You owe me a monitor! It now has coffee all over it.

Couch

It makes me happy when my balls are involved in spewage. just saying.

CyLowe97
11-03-09, 08:00 AM
I rode a century with one of jsharr's balls in my jersey pocket. Not sure what happened to the other one, but come to think of it the Clif Bars were a little odd that day.

ChltCat
11-03-09, 08:26 AM
this thread has http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/godricsgirl/8543cb1bf5d3bd7043a45b6899ce61eb122.gif written all over it

skijor
11-03-09, 08:32 AM
What other Jsharr body parts have been FedEx'd?

jsharr
11-03-09, 08:33 AM
What other body parts has jsharr FedEx'd would also be a question to ask.

Wordbiker
11-03-09, 05:39 PM
I'd like to trade one of jsharr's balls.

I need one about tennis ball size to stuff into the headtube gusset on my Afterburner.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/Turner%20Afterburner/P8310338.jpg

Is there such a vegetable?

Tude
11-03-09, 06:07 PM
I haz one football left - one where your heat from the hands leave an imprint on them. I have one for myself (I love jsharr's ball) and have shed a few off to my boss's little girl and another niece who love them.

PM me an addy and I'll send out :love:

Rob P.
11-04-09, 01:07 AM
What other body parts has jsharr FedEx'd would also be a question to ask.

I don't know if it was Fed-Ex'd but I'm quite certain that at one time or another jsharr has given someone the finger.

As for me, Nekohime said she haz balls and will share the goodness of them with me. :thumb: I am now in "patiently waiting" mode and have only checked the mailbox 3 times today (and twice yesterday). :o

jsharr
11-04-09, 05:08 AM
I don't know if it was Fed-Ex'd but I'm quite certain that at one time or another jsharr has given someone the finger.

As for me, Nekohime said she haz balls and will share the goodness of them with me. :thumb: I am now in "patiently waiting" mode and have only checked the mailbox 3 times today (and twice yesterday). :o

I am such a giving soul. Why just the other day, I gave some one the moon.

Wordbiker
11-04-09, 07:11 AM
I am such a giving soul. Why just the other day, I gave some one the moon.

I'll bet they saw stars too...well, at least one. :twitchy:

pharmboyrx
11-04-09, 09:08 AM
I'll bet they saw stars too...well, at least one. :twitchy:

LMAO. Holy crap I need to hang out here more often. You guys are hilarious.

couch_incident
11-04-09, 09:25 AM
I am such a giving soul. Why just the other day, I gave some one the moon.


You were not supposed to tell anyone about thsi jsharr! The Honeymoon is over I guess.

Couch

jsharr
11-04-09, 11:03 AM
I'll bet they saw stars too...well, at least one. :twitchy:

stars, a black hole, whatever............

Rob P.
11-04-09, 04:12 PM
LMAO. Holy crap I need to hang out here more often. You guys are hilarious.

HEY! This is FOO and we're being serious here. Not like them other sub-forums where you gotta lie alla time or be perma banned.

Wordbiker
11-04-09, 06:00 PM
stars, a black hole, whatever............

Have you caught anyone with "The Brain"?

ChltCat
11-05-09, 07:02 AM
I seriously have had someone give me "the goat" before.........and it was in my own house.....

jsharr
11-05-09, 08:33 AM
wow, getting tucked in takes on a whole new meaning at ChltCat's house............

ChltCat
11-05-09, 08:40 AM
you know it!

a friend and I were talking in my bathroom..dude kicks the door open and proceeded to give us the goat...I think I might've pee'd a little from laughing so hard..

skijor
11-05-09, 12:09 PM
stars, a black hole, whatever............

they're onto y....eww
http://www.customs.govt.nz/NR/rdonlyres/9256DAEE-426B-4FC4-A19A-E35289304000/0/Dog82AV2786L.jpg